SemiCharmedLife

I just listened to Watch What Crappens, and Ben and Ronnie skewered the Housewives opening scene. They loved it, but commented how insane it was to have a backdrop of a strip mall and run of the mill chain shops behind the scenes of the women dressed ridiculously over the top. It was hilarious commentary!

Later, Gators! Enjoy your weekend!!

Raneka is "preserved." 😂

Yeah, it puts a totally different vibe on the whole thing. I'm like: give him bail money, have a threesome, whatever he wants, his time is limited.

I just wrote the same thing!!

Raneka doesn't see the writing on the wall. Not bothered by learning he has another girlfriend.

Wow! Savannah sounds like she has learned something...

Goodness! I wouldn't think inmate sperm would be the most coveted sperm around. Call me naive.

You heard that, too! She did say he had money from all his sugar mamas. My mind is blown.

Well, judging from the upcoming attractions, Savannah's "wedding" did not go well.

This is an interesting conversation with the doctor. I'm learning something.

Come on, WeTV, you can do better with your blurring images. Keep the other billboards and blur her naughty bits. I really wanted to see how she did it. Just out of curiosity.

Savannah, He doesn't even want to be committed to you as a girlfriend. Why would you think he is going to marry you???

Once you put her name on all the objects and property, I'm sure Jade will arrange for you to be buried very close to her. 😉

I kinda wish Brittney does have another beau. That would be better than hanging around waiting for an inmate and having low rent Sherlock spying on her.

Kerok doesn't have time in his day to ask a question. He IS in prison, right? Doin' time?

And they're all up to no good!

After 5 seasons of this show, I can!

Yes, she is now officially the worst!

No!!! Not your daughter's college savings!!!!! For a booty call?

"I know how to tame her." lovely.

Is he dreaming about shrimp fettuccini?

"Give me some!" sad words of a neglected child.

Let's play a new game: How long can an inmate blow through $1200 upon release? And, go!

Jade is finally realizing after 7 years that she has nothing of her own except her expensive trinkets she likes to show off on social media?