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I’m gonna need Wes to stfu. A trophy, LOL! Cara, you’re being so ridiculous and obvious that I’m embarrassed for you. I love the special effects they give Turbo.

Did anyone else think that Bear’s “girlfriend” sounded like an actress reading lines? Anyway, I don’t see how any woman could find Bear or Hunter attractive or appealing in any way at all. Looks like Bear is the puppet master since Hunter and Georgia both acted according to his plan. I like the format this season of drama/challenge/drama/complete elimination in each episode.

Costa Ronin appeared as a general contractor named Vlad in several episodes of Splitting Up Together. Terrible show, but he looked good.

I don’t think Gus and challenges are a good fit.

Ashton himself admitted he made a mistake stepping on the line and Capt Lee told him to focus on how lucky he was to still be alive rather than beating himself up about what he did wrong. After any near-fatal accident in a workplace there would be a meeting to review what was done incorrectly and what should have been done. That meeting was not held to shame Ashton but to remind everyone how important it is to follow proper safety procedures so accidents do not happen. I didn't interpret it any other way.

I saw it as a kidnapping too, I don’t know what Adrian was thinking about. Even though they put it back in the water it was still away from its home at the end. Y’all need to stop picking on that poor sea slug for his looks. He’s doing the best he can.

Omg that look on Josiah’s face when Adrian was lighting the sparklers with the torch!

Am I the only one wondering how they corralled that wayward jet ski? I mean, is it still out there riding around, or did Capt Lee lasso it in?

What kind of sense does it make to request no sugar and then drink all that alcohol?

“There’s just too many dicks on one boat”.

Adrian’s hair doesn’t look like he uses a comb either. Rhylee is absolutely exhausting to deal with, but her hair usually looks nice.

What a bunch of whiny, moody little tattletales.

They did the same thing to the guy Maya liked. They made him clingy and weird. I really can’t stand the kids. Every week when this shows up on the DVR I wonder why I haven’t canceled the series recording.

Yes, my DVR has it scheduled under the Challenge title.

I’m guilty of this too. Of the 10 or so brides I’ve found, only Alana (the bride whose missing bouquet delayed her wedding) was no longer with her husband. They do have two cute kids though.

Awful.

This whole episode was cringeworthy. At least Lena’s dad showed the dog some attention.

Lol at John and Tony finishing behind TWO girl/guy teams. I thought Natalie/Paulie passing Ashley/Hunter and John/Tony while going uphill was pretty impressive. I don’t think we’ve ever seen so many production personnel during a challenge before. It was interesting to see TJ running the course as well. Nice of him to come down the hill a bit to cheer Kam/Kayleigh on to the finish. If anybody, looking at you John, needs help with how to lose gracefully, Kam and Kayleigh just showed you how. Watching the opening is strange because most of the people they show in it left so long ago it feels like they were from a different challenge.

Plus he was washing dishes in the kitchen, in his costume. I’m no jizz or condom expert either, but I think the ‘juiciness’ was merely condensation from the nearby smoothie glass. The liquid was around the base of the glass and had flowed down to where the condom was. It looked to me like the condom had been twisted closed before being left there. Ugh, disgusting leaving that there for someone else to clean up. Curse you Charles Yim, now I have to go wash my hands after typing this.

Or, Natalie just wanted to dance, chat and have fun with guys other than John or her partner. She was already friends with Nelson from her previous season so it’s not surprising she’d hang out with him at the bar, plus it would piss John off. I have to admire Sylvia remaining relatively calm to get the job done and add to John’s elimination losses. I don’t mind Paulie talking himself up sometimes. He totally killed that challenge. It’s clear he and Natalie don’t want to go back to the redemption house.

Emma was my favorite character this episode. It looks like they’re heading into War of the Roses territory with Martin and Lena.

I hope someone kept an eye on Tony to make sure he didn’t have a concussion. Head injuries are no joke. Why didn’t TJ give Hunter and Ashley a time limit like he did Nelson and Shane? They’re not consistent with the rules this season. Would it have been too much to ask for Devin to punch John on his way out? I mean, he was leaving anyway.

Ronnie sounded like an abused person who covers for their abuser with his excuses and ‘it was an accident’ shit. Deena and Chris are cute together. Angelina and her Chris, not so much. It’s odd but I didn’t hear anyone ask why Roger didn’t come with Jenni. I wish they wouldn’t use the flashbacks, Jenni and Mike are practically unrecognizable from how they look now.

Shots bride (Kara) even said she needed a shot while they were waiting for the limo to see who won. They cut away pretty quickly but Emily (the reserved one) looked like she turned her head and rolled her eyes when Kara exclaimed “F**k!” while waiting. You stay classy Kara. I enjoyed seeing her come in last place. This is from a first season episode I just watched: “I expected more from the centerpieces”. There’s no need to put so much pressure on innocent centerpieces, lady.

Even after Zach explained that the LLs were using them to further their own game, Amanda still didn’t get it. If she had trusted his game play they would still be in there. Bye bitch, hope to never see you again. I’m glad Paulie and Natalie won, that elimination looked pretty brutal for Natalie. Haha Kyle, you got beat by a girl. I’m also glad Cara and Marie are returning but why is the redemption house still in play? This season will never end.