LunchBreak

I just checked Amazon to see if any of her dvds landed on the marketplace yet - a little soon, but you never know. Anyway, the search feature did not appreciate WERK! I'm not sure. I have to remind myself that she's 5'1", so she probably has relatively short and smallish forearms. Everyone gains differently, but I'm guessing the bulk of any additional arm weight goes to the upper arm. It kind of reminds me of pictures of Lauren Conrad. She's very thin by comparison, but she also has that T-Rex/dainty forearm thing going. (This is what I do on a lazy Saturday morning - drink coffee and analyze forearms LOL)

I was late to watch the last couple episodes, but had to come here when I saw the big Instagram DVD update. Her stans aren't so happy about that price LOL. I wouldn't be! Sixty bucks to stick a leg out, pivot, arm out, pivot, eyebrow raise....repeat? Hell no. I did see that she added an update that explained how the price broke down to something like $5-6 per workout and how that's actually a great deal considering the price of her classes. Nice try. I could never afford an in-person workout with Mary Helen Bowers, but I can stream all or parts of a variety of hour-long workouts for less than Whit's ass jigglin' pivot fest.

It's sickening, isn't it? I can only imagine how many Utah government hands have been greased by this vile organization (FLDS and Kingstons). Unless you get a group (like Texas) which actually cares to look into the rampant child abuse, at this point the federal case regarding the very open and notorious welfare fraud is about the best thing going. Gut the asshole leaders financially and lock them up. To me it's just another form of organized crime, so why not RICO? Fuck those Jeffs and Kingston men. Put them in cells (which are nicer than some of the wives' houses) for life and let the Utah officials who turned a blind eye to these crimes re-assimilate all these woefully uneducated women and children. I've been following this show without commenting, but Joe's story was just heartbreaking. The lengths those monsters went to in order to stay hidden and save a buck... That wasn't about God's magical healing powers. Ugh. Now I need to take a walk and watch some trash reality so I can unclench.

1000+ upvotes for a Jade Cole reference! I'd rather listen to her nonsensical rambling than a bunch of fleekin' poppin'. I'm not 100% current with slang, since it changes faster than I can refresh an Instagram feed, but isn't that damn "on fleek" thing old now? Yuck. My spell checker is going ballistic, but unlike Tregaye, I feel it's a little late to add "fleek." Yes, so much for the POV! The judges (and mysteriously absent network execs) pushed that hard in previous seasons. Hell, Sandwich guy is still Sandwich guy. I also feel like the fix may be in for Tregaye, but I just can't picture the type of show she would do. The Kitchen? She could take part in the out-yelling of each other. (I can't handle that show.) Oh my... That flip flop thing. I did watch, and for those of you familiar with the Real Housewives of New Jersey (my condolences), it instantly brought to mind Juicy Joe's drunken cartwheel/flip move. I thought Jenard was going to lose a tooth. He did get up, but I detected a slight waver in his voice. You know his ass and back were hurting after that stunt. Finally, Yaku was robbed. I'm not surprised. I hate to say it, though...but his beard was distracting - only because it totally looked like there was some Soul Glo in it. Instead of leaving marks on furniture, it might drip into food. (Thanks Eriq La Salle, for those indelible images.) This has been such a lackluster season.

I just pictured his pokemon hat boiling on the stove.

I'm not through the episode, but I'm experiencing less moments of annoyance so far. I think her trainer handled her mini meltdown quite well. He wasn't there to coddle her, and he wasn't in any way rude. She's lucky to have access to a trainer and gym. Now use it, damn it! Hell, she even looked more put together in that salad and bony salmon scene. (I don't think we're going to see a miraculous turnaround; I've just been so thoroughly annoyed by her overall nastiness this season.) As for the class, it was refreshing to not see or hear Whit picking at Katie (or Kaite?) for a minute. Let's face it... I'm guessing no one is signing up to the class with expectations of getting ripped or even fit. I see it as more of a social thing. I don't know if it's billed as something more, since I wasn't a regular season 1 or 2 viewer.

The instant visual accompanying your last light made me choke a bit. A Whit-the-stalker angle would have me tuned in like it's The Walking Dead! While we may not get to see anything so satisfying as her idling/hovering outside Roy's house, I do foresee some more cringeworthy "flirting" from her. Even her eyebrow wiggle makes me wince a bit... I think he feels bad for her to some degree. His expression seemed slightly pained as the radio staff watched Whit Frogger her way across the road. Yes, Roy. You sold out to both TLC and a wacky, zany morning show! On another relationship note, I can't decide if Whitney is pining for Buddy or if it's bothering her that he has moved on. It could be both, but I'm leaning toward the latter.

Sorry FB pals. I'm going to need to see signs of life from Lennie himself. I guess his personality could be hidden in the beard, along with snacks, expired coupons and lint.

We've stumbled upon Lennie's off-screen job. I just made it through the rest of the episode. Whitney really thought she was going to get a medal for that crutches-shedding, chariots of fire parade moment.. Nope. It was mostly cringeworthy. She could have let Todd and the group go without her, but that would entail some sort of selflessness. As she summed up the series, "maybe it's my ego."

Exactly - day one? It takes me a long time to feel people out on a team; even then, there's usually that one person (or more) you know you can't totally trust. It's part of any office life, but I don't think Whit has been in any kind of adult work situation for an extended period. Maybe I'm wrong, but she certainly doesn't act like she has. Speaking of he internship... ugh. It was so awkward watching her cross that huge thoroughfare for bagels, or as the they called it: playing frogger. The lying on the ground was interesting. I really feel like she'd be the mean girl talking shit about fat people if she were thin. She's nasty and clearly doesn't realize that she's not one of the overgrown cool kids; she's the butt of their jokes. I don't know why, but the thought of a grumpy ass Whit on a scooter (boa and all) made me chuckle, and not because of her size. It's because of her self-absorbed nature. She's almost stunted when it comes to behaving like an adult. We see it in so many of her interactions and situations. It's just so very Whitney to put on a 'tude, and angrily roll through a parade at .25mph.

Mr. LunchBreak and I have been watching and enjoying Nightly since it began. Lately though, we've had more than the usual number of episodes piling up on the DVR. I was thinking about it, and I kind of wish they'd utilize the talent (as it is not lacking) in some more off-site interview or expose type segments. The last one I can really think of is Jordan and the food deserts. The usual skits have their moments, but there are a lot of repeats a la SNL, and don't totally (in my opinion) show some of the contributors' true range. I guess it could be a budget thing, but it wouldn't hurt. Also, and forgive me if this has been discussed, but the half hour (well, 18 or so minutes) fly by. By about the time the panel is warmed up.. OOP, time to go!

Your post made me tear up. My dad is here, and I'm so thankful for that. He's not getting any younger, though. Whitney's nasty ass treatment of her obviously caring and patient dad is vile. Not everyone is lucky enough to have that kind of support as a child or adult. I have no idea if or how much he enabled her behavior over the years, but from what I've seen of the show he has offered suggestions, ran that 5k, bought the containers, etc... That is what matters now. She can grow the hell up any day now... I'm going to give my dad a call tonight.

Well, you just gave away all the surprises LOL! I, too, will watch. I'll feel a little dirty for it, but it helps to think of it as fulfilling the "hater" role. When the Kodester flips us off, I'd like to think everyone here played a part.

LOL! I could see every move as I read your breakdown. If you can teach the Previously TV "class" her routine sans photos (I just conquered it)... methinks Whitney's sessions are a tad stale and rudimentary.

Same here. I was just over thirty. Even with the hysterectomy, I needed one more surgery. It's a painful, life disrupting process that varies for every woman going through it. I can't and shouldn't really compare my experience to anyone else's, but I will say I never used my medical problems as an excuse to go level 11 bitch on someone.