Joan of Argh

ZiT encouraging Lilah to go into the fast running drainage ditch that they call a stream instead of telling her to never, ever go into that water!

I’m shocked do they want us to sit here and say shit like, “Gee poor Josh Duggar, sitting in that dreary prison cell unable to spend quality time with his lovely wife Anna and their perfect children, maybe it would lessen his burden and brighten his days if we all got together and started a GoFundAPerv for him, get him some snacks and a subscription to a few dirty magazines” ”That Jeremy Vuolo is so darned handsome and his shoe collection is impressive, I can’t wait to attend one of his sermons, he’s such a wonderful speaker and knows his bible like the back of his hand, he has the prettiest wife with the best hair, I just love how she posts endless pics of the back of her kids heads.. That’s Talent with a capital T” ”Don’t get me started on that cute rascal Jim Bob and his gorgeous wife Michelle!” yuck! If that’s the new Primetimer I don’t want anything to do with it! 🤢🤮

Jer, Auj and their kids stayed at the big farm house and celebrated Christmas there, I wonder if Matt let them stay for free?

Well that judge ruled against alex getting a new trial but it’s still going to the court of appeals so hopefully they’ll rule against a new trial too.

I looked at Scarlett’s profile and she isn’t listed as a mod anymore, she’s listed as a member. I wonder if she’ll be coming back as a mod?

Maybe some day he’ll put kootie in a head lock and bust Kooties ass while throwing him down!! that’s a match I’d pay to watch!! 😂

I’ll take tipsy, happy Amy all day, every day! I find Amy so much easier to watch when she isn’t angry and bitching at Matt or about Matt 24/7 She seems happy with Chris and he seems to sincerely care about her, hopefully the show won’t try to rattle Matt & Amy’s cages and get them going at each other again! I’m so sick of them arguing about the same stupid stuff year after year. Enough!!! If Matt really wants to sell the big house side of the property he needs to quit daydreaming about $$$MILLIONS$$$ and price it for the market, otherwise shut up about it, I’ve heard more than enough BS about the kids, the farm, ZiT throwing tantrums, air BNB etc…they all need to grow up and Matt needs to put up or shut up!

George is thinking…. “Listen lady.. I’m not buying what you’re selling…. I wasn’t born yesterday!!”

And Matt Roloff

Well at least the gifts were in some type of wrapping paper…it beats an old pillow case or Amazon box! As far as the gifts go…. typical cheap junk and way too much of it! Wow big surprise, generic baby dolls, stroller, crib and pretend makeup kits so the girls can snag a husband, Gotta train up those girls to be good little mom’s popping out kids of their own…. Notice how Ferns new baby stroller has 4 seats, nothing like telling your kid she’ll need a multi-seat stroller for all the babies she’ll be birthing. meanwhile the boys got watches, wallets, KNIVES 🔪….Lego sets and board games…Spurgeon always looks so bored and just going through the motions….. Henry is way more engaged in the festivities and uses his new knife to PLUNGE into a box and YANK it around aggressively…he made me nervous with Fern wandering around like she’s from another planet…. Speaking of Fern I’ve never heard a more HIGH PITCHED *scream* in my life!!!… I’m pretty sure I heard glass shattering and dogs howling all over their neighborhood. Then we have Ivy obsessing over Jesus bringing back people from the dead and dumbo Ben more than happy to put on his preacher hat and start rambling about the BIBLE… apparently that’s Spurgeons *BAT SIGNAL* to start yawning and sprawling on the couch. JMO but why do the boys need real knives? It might be okay for Spurgeon but Henry is way too goofy to have a real pocket knife. Never mind Britney Spears or Willy the whale FREE SPURGEON!! SPURGEON LIVES MATTER!!

Whenever I see “ lotion” all I think of is… It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again… He looks a bit like Jer… on a good day

I think he needs a straight jacket and a gag ball.

here’s a few possible sources of income that I’m aware of… I think they make most of their money from Audrey’s MLM “Young Living” she’s at the top level with a bunch of people in her down line. They’ve restarted their Podcast under a new name but I have no idea if it generates any income. Add to that the sales of their books and journals (their marriage journal and debt free journal are now carried by Barnes and Noble nationwide) Jer and Audrey’s home and property is located near her parents property and Audrey’s parents have since bought the acreage that separated the two properties. If I recall correctly Auj’s father and Jer planted clover on the acreage but Jer didn’t do a very good job of grading it for drainage and a portion of the clover is flooded and under water. Jer and Auj have a handful of chickens living under their deck in a makeshift “coop” Their favourite chicken was found dead so I’m not sure what’s up with that, they didn’t say how the chicken died. They also purchased a home/cabin in Bend Oregon that they rent out as an Airbnb, not sure if it makes any money or just covers the mortgage. 🤷‍♀️

I have kids and I thought Jessa should have taken a little more control of the situation when they’re at home and Fern wants to hold the baby and then gets a little bossy about not wanting any help moving and holding the baby.... all Jessa says is “how strong Fern is” because of the way Fern forcefully pulled the baby towards her. JMO but I think Jessa should have told her that mommy needs to supervise and that Fern is too little to pull the baby and yank him around all by herself, up until now Ferns experience with a baby is her doll which can be held any old way including upside down and if it flips out of her arms no big deal because it’s made of rubber. George is a heavy baby, no way should Jessa give Fern the impression that she can hold him however she wants without any help from an adult.

Maybe George’s “sayings” will be “farts” Sayings by Spurgeon Brain Farts by George

That years PJ’s were actually mild compared to other years that I’ve seen pics of. one year in particular had the worst cotton fabric and colours I’ve ever seen, the fabric looked stiff and not something I’d want to sleep in, I remember wondering if Meri was punking the kids with the ugliest fabric she could find. 😋

The heartbreak BS and knife to the kidneys is kody trying to spin a narrative where Robyn is this totally innocent loving sister wife who’s being blamed for something she didn’t do. He makes it all about Christine breaking up the family and turning his kids against him when in reality we all know that’s BS. His kids have turned against him and Robyn of their own choosing, they’ve got brains, ears and eyeballs… they saw what was going on.

As usual I think Mykelti is a total moron if she actually thinks Crybrows is depressed and crying over losing her sister wives and family. I think Crybrows is depressed and crying because she knows that most of the fans think she’s a nasty selfish manipulative bitch and nothing she says can change that! Her tears are all for herself.

Exactly I remember the pj’s that Meri made and they were made from the ugliest fabric from the clearance bin. I’m thinking thats the only fabric she could afford and bottom line it’s the thought and effort that counts.

Janelle pissed me off when she said that she “still holds Kody in high regard.” How much shittier does he need to treat her children before she’ll kick his selfish ass to the curb?!?!!!

And whoever cut Jer’s hair needs to be shot or tortured with a pair of scissors… he looks like a DOOFUS!

So now their “Marriage Journal” is “the world’s most effective communication tool” 🙄 They’re now available nationwide at Barnes and Noble along with their “Debt Free Journal”

Shift… well at least it’s better than Shaft I wonder if Jessa is a Simon & Garfunkel fan? Girls names: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

Yes Chris’s funeral… he ate one too many of Amy’s dinners. Eating her food is like Russian Roulette… eventually your luck will run out and you’re dead!