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Kathcart

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  1. I love to watch it, too! I am sure the recipes are great although I have never tried one. My fascination with the show is sort of like a drinking game although I never have anything to drink handy when I watch it -- but if I did I would take a drink every time Martha slams a spoon or an empty glass bowl or pretty much anything down on her expensive countertop. I can't stop listening for this because she does it so often after giving you the excruciatingly detailed* instructions: "add one quarter of a cup of brown sugar [BANG! goes the empty glass measuring cup] and the juice of one lemon [SLAM!! goes the lemon reamer]. Then cut your apples into three-eighths-of-an-inch cubes [CLANK!!!! as she flings the butcher knife down] ..." *I love extremely detailed instructions so I am not mocking her for that.
  2. I am honestly starting to think we viewers are being punked with Tiny House Hunters. I just do not believe that people can stand living in these tiny houses, especially the really tiny ones.
  3. Even with all the hollering and mugging (mostly I am looking at you, Hollering and Mugging Jeff Mauro) and the hideous makeup choices by Sunny (plus hollering), I would still rather watch this stupid show than the 1,589 cooking competition shows on this network. That being said, Jeff was in overdrive on the last episode where they were cooking supposedly "healthier" foods. The sing-song-y cutesy hollering delivery of every line! UGH.
  4. Been watching a Flea Market Flip marathon for hours now and it just keeps getting funnier. I thought the best (worst) project so far was the Tulle Skirt Lamp but now on another episode these people are making a "chandelier" out of old croquet mallets.
  5. that Christmas tree cake segment was HILARIOUS. In a so-bad-it's-good kind of a way. What a horrible idea and yet there they were, Jeff ActLikeADumbass Mauro and the guest, Ms. Shaky, spinning through the 1,256 steps you had to go through to get to ... a really stupid-looking result. BEST (i.e. worst) CRAFT EVER!!! I really love to hate this show.
  6. Except mostly these dumb bunnies pronounce it "narcist." Funny that they take syllables out of "narcissist" and insert syllables into "text."
  7. It's really revolting to watch. Somebody needs to call in the Chewing Whisperer to charge Carole a couple of grand to come to her house and teach her how to chew politely. Also, people like Luann and Carole who act like they're so above everyone else and then say stuff like "So-and-so is throwing a party for Tom and I ..." Hah. Busted.
  8. This Father's Day episode I am watching is so hilariously awful! Did you know that all fathers are lazy bacon-obsessed slobs? Well, according to this show they are. Bleaugh. However, watching Geoffrey Zakarian's face as they present Food Craft after Stupid Food Craft is just GREAT. "Look! We're making an above-ground pool out of lasagna noodles, and we'll fill it with semi-solidified blue Jell-o and THEN we will sculpt little people figures out of melted gummy bears and Smarties and blueberries and ramen noodles and pieces of kale!!! And with little swimsuits made out of grains of rice dyed with beet juice and glued on laboriously using melted cheddar as our glue!!!!!" ... And cut to GZ's look of horror thinly disguised as glassy tolerance.
  9. <SNORT!!!> There's been a lot of talk about how Jules needs to take Michael to the cleaners. ... somewhere out there John is preparing some "hilarious" inappropriate remarks on that subject. So Sonja's drinking has become OOC and her dear dear friends must step in, but Dorinda continues to get mortifyingly bombed in nearly every episode and that's perfectly all right? I don't get it.
  10. Just caught an unbelievably cheesy in-show commercial for a faucet. Sunny was telling us how to wash berries and she took a sieve-ful of them over to the sink, we cut to a closeup of her waving her hand in front of the magical hand-wavable faucet, then hilariously we cut to a long shot of all the backs of the other hosts as they stood there reverently, not saying anything, just standing there watching Sunny wave her hand at the faucet, then back to Sunny and your normal Kitchen episode. SO CHEESY.
  11. I liked how they saved us the trouble of snarking on the contestants by having the contestants snark on each other in their THs.
  12. On this week's episode they showed a clip from what appeared to be a new FN series, "Katie Lee, Visiting Nurse."
  13. LOL. All these Housewives and their attendants need a good refresher course in Proper Kerfuffle Execution!
  14. Kih-ens kih-ens kih-ens. Just when I thought I couldn't dislike Carole (Ca-role?) more.
  15. lol-ing at the idea of buck gums! If anybody could have buck gums, it's Carole.
  16. Yes, a TINY dead horse that somebody can fish out of their purse and wave around while they shriek "Do you want to see the dead horse? DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE DEAD HORSE?????"
  17. Noticed that they seem to be willing to break the fourth wall pretty freely all of a sudden. I caught a couple of references to "the show," which is something nobody on any of these franchises ever used to do. WE KNOW WE'RE WATCHING A SHOW. I am glad they are finally acknowledging it. Now if they could just acknowledge how much of it is made-up, possibly scripted, phony, and edited to look one way or another. WE KNOW IT IS so just admit it and quit making up stupid fights about unreal stuff. I personally am so sick and tired of Yolanda bawling about nothing. Debbie Downer. Debbie Downer who can't express a single thought coherently. She has never been able to express herself coherently so she can't blame Lyme Brain for that.
  18. I muted the sound on my TV last night when watching this thing and I could STILL hear Geoffrey Zakarian HOLLERING at me. Geeeeez. They are mighty insulting to the "home cooks" who are watching.
  19. What in the world is the story with the cardboard cutout of (who????) outside the window of the set?
  20. I don't get what the big F-ing deal is about "people" asking about Diet Sprite's (love that name!) children, anyway. If I had a friend who had been "at death's door" and "fighting for her life" for 4 years with Lyme disease and then all of a sudden she mentioned that two of her kids had it, too, I would not feel one bit bad about going to a mutual friend and saying "did you know that Diet Sprite's kids have Lyme disease, too? Have I been a bad friend who totally missed this all this time or is this new information?"
  21. Yes. You could tell they were fantasy because Scully was smiling instead of going around like Gloomy Gus. All those poor kids in the hospital, suffering from CGI.
  22. They had a guest on today from another planet where the beings have orange skin and white hair and --- oh, wait, my mistake: it was Anne Burrell. STEP AWAY FROM THE SELF-TANNER, Anne!!!!! Also my ears hurt from all the yelling. Why do they got to YELL LIKE THAT the whole show?
  23. May be, but I saw it happen on a rerun of Superman about five minutes before I posted that. My point was, the person listens for a very short time and then repeats an incredibly long-winded message that they could not possibly have had time to hear the person on the other end of the phone say. Only on TV!!!
  24. Only on TV do you see someone answer a phone, listen for 1.5 seconds, and then say "Throckmorton P. Higganbotham has been kidnapped and is being held at the abandoned warehouse at the corner of South Murgatroyd Boulevard and the Rufus T. Fluffernutter highway and I need to find Superman and get him out there as soon as possible?"
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