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I haven't seen this show in years but based on what I am reading here, it has really devolved into what sounds like the Jerry Springer show. Not that it was ever that great to begin with.

Don't forget MARR-TEEEEEEEEEE-TA!!!!!! Watching a rerun today -- the one where Marcela's stupid cold-shoulder sundress keeps threatening to fall off (drinking game?) -- and here's a gem from Sunny during GZ's segment where he cooked the pasta/chicken/bacon thing with cheese sauce and broccoli: "Look at all that flavor!" Yeah, Sunny. I see that flavor. And I hear the texture!

I watch this thing only to hate-watch anymore. It's just so stupid. They act like simpletons. Loud shrieking mugging simpletons exclaiming with delight over every stupid little thing. Also, what in the name of Aunt Rhody was Katie wearing during that game segment? Something new from the Dowdy Sister Wives collection?

Watching a rerun of Phoenix couple with two young kids looking for a tiny house. Dad doesn't care for the pull-down desk in the kitchen because "It's in the kitchen ... I need to be away from the kids and their noise when I'm working." O-kay. How far away do you need to be, you dope? Because you LITERALLY can't get farther away than maybe 6 or 8 feet.

I missed the episode, so: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?????

Best Bad Wig joke EVER!!! If Sunny has a stylist the stylist clearly hates her. And again, as usual, The Kitchen's idea of a father is a big hog who wants giant food and truckloads of it. Yuck.

Just caught a 2015 episode with a family of 5. Mom, dad, and 3 "kiddoes," as the mom referred to them. Jeeeeekers but I wanted to smack those people (the grown-ups, not the kids). "It seems really tiny!" came out of their mouths with every new house or feature. The bathroom? Seems tiny. Living area? Hmmm seems tiny. This kitchen seems tiny. The refrigerator is tiny. The sink is tiny the storage is tiny the seating area is tiny it's tiny it's tiny it's tiny. Yes, you morons, it's tiny! IT'S A FREAKING TINY HOUSE!!" Where do they find these idiots??? And with 3, count 'em, 3 kids. I mean kiddoes. THEY are not going to remain tiny. IDIOTS (the grown-ups, not the kids)!!!!

Because he is soooooooo cool? Yeah, that's it.

I think it was BBH I saw last night (all these house hunting shows are starting to blur together ...) with a young vocal-fry-afflicted woman buying a condo on an island in Alabama, I think. I was completely distracted by the obvious attraction between the house hunter and the real estate dude showing her the properties. LOL the way he was looking at her! The overtones when they looked at the bedrooms!!! Then at the end she revealed that she and the dude have started dating so now she has a new condo and a new boyfriend. A-ha!

Amen and double amen to this! I am glad to be getting my Thursday evenings back (until next season starts, I guess, probably ...)

Saw the very beginning of an episode where the husband and wife were announcing their style preferences. The husband liked modern; the wife liked ... I forget. Not modern. About modern she said "Modern is disgusting." Really, woman? "Disgusting"? That's just stupid. I changed the channel.

Watched a family of 6 (mom, dad, three sons ages 11, 16, and 20, and daughter about 5) buy a beachfront house with 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. 1 bathroom I can dig because I grew up in a house with 2 parents, 5 daughters and 1 bathroom, but 2 bedrooms for all those people? "We're going to spend all our time outside! Well, 95% of our time!!" Uh-huh. But that last 5% of your time is going to be rough. However, at least they weren't annoying jackass people! :)

Poor Tregaye anyway. Be careful what you wish for when you sign up for Food Network Star: You might win! And then what? Did she even ever get her 6-show deal? I don't think The Kitchen Sink was her show, was it? Food Network is in a pickle because they clearly don't really want these FNS winners or know what to do with them, but the competition is their highest-rated series every year, I think. And here she was doing an in-show commercial for prepared chicken strips. No need to waste all that time cooking the chicken! "And now you just pull them right out of the package and slice them up ... boom boom boom boom..." LOL -- she said "boom" with every knife cut. I thought Tyler Florence had trademarked that.

"Cozy in Colorado" episode on late last night? Holy mother of pearl. Mr. and Mrs. Vocal Fry search for a tiny house. It was un-listenable! I have never heard such vocal fry from a man before. I had to put it on mute.

You know, I never thought about this. I just assumed it was one of those two-name deals like Patti Jean or Debby Sue. Huh. Well. I shall henceforth refer to her as Katie! I strongly feel that if they are going to continue to produce a show that is so annoying and LOUD and irritating and snark-worthy, they should at least air it at night so it would not be unreasonable to consume a box of wine while watching/making fun of it. JMHO, of course :)

I liked them, too, and I actually had a moment there where I thought how odd it was that I liked the home seekers! Most of the time they annoy the daylights out of me with their demands for full-size refrigerators and washer-dryers. I saw one one time with a woman who complained because she was going to have to bend over to retrieve her clothes from her built-in tiny washer/dryer. Sheesh. So refreshing to have an ep with the nice Charleston women. The CT/Michigan couple ... hmmmm... I agree something seemed off. The woman was a personal chef and needed a big kitchen. Dude just wanted rocks (??) inside and out, to be on the water, and to have a fireplace. Why in the world did they think they needed a "tiny" house? Methinks they wanted a tiny bit of TV exposure.

Ooh! Thanks for the new fancy phrase! On another note: why can't Fitz have the new bad guys rounded up and thrown in The Hole forever?

I just realized last night that I have never bought for one second the notion that Fitz is the President. He's just sort of this doofus who hangs around "the oval" all the time, which is oddly empty all the time, too. Shouldn't there be advisors and aides and whatnot in and out, hustling and bustling, telling him important Presidential things and asking him important Presidential questions? Nope. Nobody. Just old Moony Moper. And occasionally Olivia bursting in to pick a fight. Huck out of the hospital already and working from Olivia's apartment ... riiiiiight. I was going to say that poor old David Rosen just seems to be comic relief at this point, but the whole show has become comic relief.

I SO AGREE! (on both items)

Please tell me that was not really supposed to have been a camera buried in Sandra. Right? It was just some kind of audio device and when Huck listened to what was on it, we saw the scenes he was listening to but he didn't. Right? Because otherwise it is just too f-ing much to believe, in a show that is already too f-ing much to believe. The acting on this show has always been pretty bad IMO but dayummm if Evil Abby wasn't hilariously bad. It was like she said Ooh, I know: I'll make my eyes all squinty and my lips disappear -- that will come across as E-VIL. I wouldn't say I am currently hate-watching but I am definitely currently "for-crying-out-loud-watching."

Goooood grief. Was that a pilot for a whole different series?

Drinking game: take a drink whenever a character says "on national television." No fair drinking if they say only "on television," but don't worry -- they NEVER say "on television." It's always "ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!!"

I totally did, too! Maybe next week the not-dead girl will step back and reveal the jam. So Papa Pope was busy paleontologizing when Red Dress came in and hollered at him ... but ? Where is he "working" now? Surely the Smithsonian did not hire him back after he was sent up the river for embezzling all that money. Maybe he is working now at the Jeffersonian to set the stage for a very special crossover episode with "Bones" for sweeps week. This has probably been mentioned before, but how ridiculous is it that every character on Scandal calls it "the oval" and nobody no one ever says "the oval office" like any normal person would. I can see it being sort of jargony for the President or White House people but I do not buy that Vanessa called it "the oval."

I can't figure out why they have guests on this show -- Matthews has never let a single one of them EVER finish a sentence. It is unwatchable.

North Carolina divorced mom with 2 teenagers ... uh-huh, yeah, right. That teeny little crackerbox at the RV Park that y'all bought probably started driving you absolutely nuts fifteen minutes after the camera crew packed up and drove away. Two kids, two dogs, numerous musical instruments, no place to sit and eat, no way to get away from each other ... did I mention two TEENAGERS? Come on, man!!!