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Hey, just wanted to say HAPPY NEW YEAR to you guys (belated by 5 days—LOL). Hope 2019 is awesomer than 2018 for you all! 🎇🌃🎆

That’s insane. I thought I misread. How many law graduates are willing to ditch a possible career in law to be a real estate agent?! The work is annoying as HELL. I used to help my parents meet potential tenants interested in their appartements/condos downtown (in addition to their regular proper agents who would demand a commission—I did it commission-free to repay my parents for my tuition). IDK if it’s because I’m a misanthropic introvert but to me it was a CHORE. I’d rather help a litigation lawyer do research/draft paperwork and deeds or whatnot. It’s a more steady/sure income too.

Thank you for your kind words (only fluent in two). 💛💛💛💛 What the hell. She’s dragging Steven into her drama as if she wants people to remember what a horrible monster he appears to be on TV. I heard Olga herself (and some friends) defended Steven and said he was a victime of bad editing, meanwhile people have dug stories from 2013 about her scamming a small business (the cupcake bakery) and they found an old Tumblr post where she trashes a ex’s appearance (really nasty piece of work). The DM’s are apparently fake... And (again) people figured this out from how well-written it is. LOLOLOLOLOLLL. Yeah, I also just heard. There were warnings since last night apparently. Wouldn't wish a natural disaster on my worst enemy.

Yeah, it’s basically written in Indolish (English as written by an Indonesian—it’s like when I read manga translated into Indonesian and I feel like I’m reading Japanese even if I don’t speak/understand Japanese, the style that comes through the mindset seeps into the translation). Even funnier was someone posted a screenshot of a private message that was allegedly her (saying things that could’ve gotten her deported). Nobody believed it was real because it was so well-written. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOLOLOLOLOL. *sheds LMAO tears*

I’m Indonesian and even I know what that is. Granted I grew-up in the US and had one at point. But damn, he’s been American all his life too. If that was made-up drama, it was stupid as hell.

Looks like the next episode won’t be the last one. Was kind of hoping the last one would come right before the start of 2019?

You can tell your friend it’s safe to see the doctor here in Indonesia now. Leida’s left the country. ETA on a serious note: I have a chronic illness (an autoimmune disease) and I’m prone to infection and I owe a lot to Indonesian doctors I’ve seen (granted I have to see the best ones in Jakarta and I get that not everybody has access to that, the first ones I went to just because they practiced closer to where I lived at the time misdiagnosed me and the hospital lab staff were not nice—I go to an old hospital my parents used to take me to when I was younger now, they’re much better). I feel like I owe it to Indonesian doctors to at least say: They’re not all bad/incompetent.

I’m not on any of the Facebook Pages either. Someone posted the one she got right (the fake “fan” post) on Reddit: I believe if you want to see the screenshot of the one she posted under her own name (Aya Cohen) by mistake, just find that post above at that Facebook above. Someone on Reddit indicated people posted the screenshots in the comments under it. Hilarious. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 ALSO HILARIOUS: An eagle-eyed commenter on Reddit pointed out that she wrote, “WHOSE smart & educated.” instead of “who’s smart and educated.” IM DONE. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

She’s still stupid tho because apparently she wrote up a praise piece about herself in the 3rd person (where she called herself “exotic”, “breakout star”, and basically how everyone was jealous/envious of her—I wish my famehoe parodies were that funny). She was supposed to post it under a fake “fan” account. BUT THEN SHE POSTED IT ON HER OWN ACCOUNT BY MISTAKE. And people took screenshots. 😂😂😂🤣🤣

It was/is really gone from the top of the show’s Main Page. Apparently there’s some maintenance work going on the forum. I saw this announcement and I was like, 😭😭😭😭 NOOOOOO NOW I HAVE TO GET A LIFE: *does Darcey ugly-cry*

It’s probably already happening:

What happened to the long live thread? It’s gone!

Yeah I believe she has feelings for the catfishy douche too, otherwise we wouldn’t have gotten this: Or this: Also, I wonder what her life was like before the show? Because she talks about her grandmother not letting her have cats and she really wanted to have a cat: Like did she not live with her parents? Speaking of jail, Leida wouldn’t try to get Eric jailed on purpose would she? 😂🤣 That would be shooting herself on the foot. If I were a producer, I’d be pretty freaked-out about Leida right now (but maybe that’s just because I’ve never been a producer and I just know that you’re supposed to behave when a producer comes to visit a set/rehearsals). Like, watching Larissa try to win Colt back after she threw that ring on the floor was FUNNY AS HELLz because you can tell how much she wants that green card. 😹😹😹😹😹 (It was uncomfortable watching how gaslighty/emotionally-abusive Colt was, but Larissa’s side was entertaining AF.) But when Leida wouldn’t let Eric hold her hands outside the venue, that was like obvious green card sham marriage 101 to me. If I were an immigration officer who loved my job, I’d get an itch from watching that. It’s bad enough people already think the premise of the show is legally shady because some people just assume all teh couple are green card sham weddings...

You know what absolutely stuns me about Leida (and how I know when she’s gone too far) is when lives her life like a parody—except she’s like that in real life for realz and it’s not a joke. I write fiction for fun where my character (a horny Candy Striper) is let into an operating room by an incompetent doctor (of course because the incompetent doctor is incompetent, he never gave the Candy Striper a surgical mask) and she sneezes into a patient’s brain... ☝🏼 THAT is what Leida being allowed to “assist” in surgeries reminded me of. IT WAS A JOKE! Another time, I did a parody of The Real Housewives (basically it was “The Real Cat Ladies of Instagram” and I put my cat WHO LOOKED ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE on my lap—I thought the funniest thing about that photo was just how miserable my cat looked and how my cat looked like it didn’t want to be part of the show at all). Couple of days ago, I go on Reddit and there’s this photo of her on a sled with Aless on her lap and she’s looking straight into the camera in full “hiiii, soshul meedja” mode, while Aless looks TERRIFIED like he’s about to cry. It’s like life imitating art that SHOULDN’T be imitated, man. I feel like my brain’s being messed with when that shit happens. I CAN’T.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I own two jumpsuits (and a romper I can’t stop wearing). I get the hate they get, though, because they’re hell to pee in.

I am 100% pro-jumpsuits and funky purses. Just wanted to be clear regarding my stance on that. And speaking of entitled gold-diggers and greencard chasers (Anfisa, Larissa, even to an extent Fernanda fall into this category). There are people who WANT to be that entitled, shallow, appearance-focused, “because I’m worth it” sugar baby archetype. Personally, I think there are better “careers” to pursue, BUT legit some women aspire to be desirable enough to be a kept woman. So it sells, Anfisa gets endorsement deals as an Instagram model. Leida can verbally demand to be made a “priority” like a trophy wife, but... Nobody wants to be an evil step-mother with a weirdass fixation on telling your partner to be a bad parent to his children from a previous marriage. It’s not sexy. And nothing about it is glamorous...

I’m telling you, she’s a wannabe Anfisa. Except she took it too far. Legit there are people (like myself) who prefer villains/anti-heroes for their nuance or complexity, but Leida looks like a character off a sinetron (Indonesian soap opera with the, “I don’t care if I’m a bad step-mother,” big talk). Not that I think the awfulness we see on TV isn’t real. I think she counted on people “accepting” her awfulness like they accepted Anfisa’s awfulness (like Kalani thinks people are going to treat her like the victim for having a SECOND oopsie baby) and thought it was safe to unleash on American television. But Anfisa was like 10 years younger and didn’t know any better when she appeared on the show, she’s changed a lot since. And Leida’s awfulness is illegal AF to the point of being a liability.

I thought it would be done two episodes ago. At this point it’s just dragging like a has-been D-lister from the early 2000’s trying to stay relevant.

🇯🇵🇲🇨 This is also how we prononce it in Indonesia: 🇬🇧 But the Brits beg to differ apparently: Jon? REALLY? If I had to guess one on this show most likely to be a druggie, I’d guess Jesse. (In his current incarnation—not the original Jesse we saw when he first appeared on the show. 👠 But the tuxedo-wearing Jesse from this episode. I heard coke is the drug of choice for narcissists because of how it makes them feel on-top-of-teh-world and all that.) What’s your take on him?

☀️ WHO WANTS TEA ☕️🔥✨ I also noticed the conversations/interactions were choppy. Remember how everybody used to think Steven/Olga were the cutest? And then one day (can’t remember which episode) everyone started hating him? This guy is REALLY YOUNG (20) and doesn’t seem to understand yet how valuable his reputation is to get on documentary-style “reality” TV and play this “villain” character. Stupid, bad, terrible décision (although I get that he just wants to make money to support Baby). I hope these two manage to clear Steven’s name in the future so he can gain proper employment.

See, if it were me, I’d: Drop any drama with Tasha (since it would make ME look bad). Press charges on ALL death threats and have a thorough investigation (digital tracing and all that, IP-tracking). But that’s just me.

Yeah, who’s got teh dough for all that booze? 🍸💰🍹 Not the 21-year-olds! 🕺🏻👯‍♀️ #Macroeconomy

Just tried out eating Cheetos with chopsticks. Pretty good way to keep your fingers clean. Teh smaller bits did fall into my bra. But at least my fingers are clean.

If Larissa did this, I think she did a good job decorating: It looks nice.

I don’t appreciate people claiming alleged “death threats” and calling the media about it, but the cops not doing digital forensics about it. It’s harmful. ETA: To be clear, I’m not accusing the police of incompetence! I’ve noticed [in the crime documentaries that I watch] that seasoned cops in talking heads segments usually know when something’s fishy (like a domestic violence murder made to look like “home invasion”, etc). Usually they know and see all the tell-tale signs, I’m not prepared to accuse the police of not being thorough. Peace out! ✌🏼