tanyaintheburbs

I’m not surprised Paul asked for another DNA test. His lack of trust issues run deep. I think Karine would’t fare well here with her in-laws. Paul is too much of a mommas boy. He’d never be able to stand up for Karine to his mother and it sounds like no one is allowed to stand up to “father.” How creepy was that? The reverence he used overthe power his father had on the decision making for the entire family. It was like how Scientologists speak about David Miscavage. Maybe almost as creepy as when his mom sent him of to Brazil the first time with a handful of her hair pulled from her hairbrush. Remember that?! Angela just wants a little boy to scold amd parent. Michael will never get out of being in the doghouse for her temper tantrums. She’s so unbalanced. She needs to up her meds. How she can get pissed that Michael addresses the obvious age gap between them is mind boggling. Isn’t he younger than her daughter? She demands to be treated as a goddess amd when he addresses her with the intended respect of “elder” she goes off the rails. Michael, now that the show has aired, there have to be other women interested in dating you here in the states...or another country. I’d hold out for them. She’ll never let you be an equal partner—you’d be a eunuch by the time you get off the plane. Not that she hasn’t made you one already. Ricky, another winner. The fact that he is constantly compelled to ask his pre-teen DAUGHTER for relationship advice because he isn’t mature or self-aware enough to figure it out for himself is beyond. Dating whom your daughter thinks you should? I feel badly for Ximena that she was unwittingly dragged though this on TV with such a loser...she had him pegged pretty early on. She’s got a great head on her shoulders. I bet his ex dumps him soon too. They broke up the first time for a reason. He’s a wishy washy spineless wonder hazel is still a question mark for me. Her one word answers are still off putting to me. I’m glad for Tarik that the have finally had sex. I was really worried that she was withholding it until she got here. I just thought that would have been a manipulative move since she’s obviously had sex with her ex. talk about the ultimate manipulator...the spin doctor has landed in america yet again. Thank god Darcy can finally see the forest through the trees. Jesse is just so damn weird....shall we start with the formal hello handshake to Darcy after he hugged the host? And wearing a suit? Maybe the forums didn’t respond well to all the American flags he tried to surround himself with last trip. I bet he hired a focus group for his wardrobe. Regardless...epic fail...he’s so rigid that the striped suit just makes him look jailed in his own delusion. And...why is his face so....orange? He’s so wrapped up in his grandiosity that he believes his own hype he’s constantly trying to create for himself. It’s sad he can’t see his transparent his lies are. I love how he thought that the girls weren’t affected by his blowups and that they wouldn’t have a genuine opinion about his treatment of their mother. I’m glad Darcy finally decided to get off the drama roller coaster. THERAPY!!!

I still can’t figure out if hazel is crying over Tarik leaving or because she’s afraid her walking checking account is leaving without her and her son. She’s so shut down and emotionally cold she’s hard to read. But at the very least, she’s got an apt paid for. Why couldn’t she stay with her parents? It’s not like she needs a ton of room for just herself...her parents are shaking and flopping around speaking in tongue at their church, not on the living room couch... how Michael can put up with a domineering red neck grandmother scolding him 24/7 unless she’s wanting to stick her tongue down his throat, or attack him for not day dreaming about wiping her future diapered ass is beyond me. What’s even more beyond me is his love for trump. Yeah...I’m sure that’ll be reciprocated when he comes over here...cause we all know how much our president loves the non caucasians... Poor ximena, she was on to Ricky and his fanny pack full of cash, passwords and pin #s after the first lie was exposed...she just didn’t have the balls to follow her gut and leave...now she’s gonna find out about the recycled engagement ring....how many other women is he sending money to in order to feel like a man?? His daughters face when he announced he was going to propose to a pair of boobs sight unseen said it all. Jesse and Darcy....ugh....the worst part of codependency and self absorbsion. Jesse with the scramble to make himself out to be the hero and the victim with the lying and condescension. Talk about the great pretender. With zero capacity to be accountable for his addiction to drama and his 15 minutes of reality show fame...ugh that was over for him from last season and his meltdown after the final interview was over that Darcy wasn’t wearing a jacket he bought for her. He needs to fire himself from trying to change his image to being the long suffering bf. Na-uh. Epic fail. Darcy needs serious therapy to work on her self esteem and why she is attracted to emotionally abusive men. I do believe that Jon loves Rachael, but hello....how many more bombs is is gonna parcel out over time? How hard is it to say via Skype that he has no vacation time at the mo? To talk together about the options? And the state of his finances....50k is a big number to not mention til the day before they get married....! 10-1 he “loses” his ring after Rachael head back to the States. I’m giving him a few points for thinking of FaceTiming some of Rachael’s family during the wedding. As for Daya...not much to say about him. We really only got to see his picture, he was too busy hanging up on Marta. Awesome communication, dude.