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  1. The "off" sound was definitely noticed. I believe it was due to two things: NBC's bad sound mixing and broadcasting, and the fact that BKJ played a digital violin that inherently has a "shrill" and "cold" sound, compared to a regular, wood violin whose sound is usually very "soft" and "warm".
  2. * So this was just a 2-hour variety show, including many self-promotions, endorsements, and product placements... along with 10 minutes of competition decisions. * As many others did, correctly picked the winner... The "Sexy" Magician. Even though he was not my favorite, there really wasn't any other mass fan favorite than him. * Was Tyra aware that someone stepped on-- and tore off-- half of her dress? Poor thing. * I miss Simon's "hardness". He lost it in the two finals shows. * Ketterer's face when he was selected 5th place (bottom top 5)... priceless... "MEEEEEEE ?????" * This season was an audio MESS. Bad remote engineering and mixing, and NBC's curious low audio output of each broadcast. * If I tune in in 2019, I pray for: Get rid of Tyra (and her annoying Oprah Bellow). Get rid of Mel (and her annoying flailing arms). Reformat the structure so things move along much quicker. Please... PLEASE. * It's been fun commenting with some of you this season... I would know, since I'm a gay male commenter! Ta ta!!
  3. * Tyra's oh-so pretty in her pirate-shirt dress. * Need to say this to get it out of the way: Shaddup, Mel. * Brian King Joseph: Well, he's very entertaining, and has been one of my favorites. The only [very small] beef I have is that he plays a digital violin, not an actual wood analog violin. Chance of being the winner? Yes... 75% * Daniel Emmet: I've never liked him, and never will. Chance of being the winner? No * Vicki Barbolak: Ya, never liked her either, right? Chance of being the winner? No * Glennis Grace: Her dress made my retinas detach. Chance of being the winner? No * Zurcaroh: Highly interesting performances all along, but dance/gymnastic groups just won't win. Chance of being the winner? No * Samuel J. Comroe: I've always loved this adorable man and his eye-tick, and he's made me laugh. BUT-- a comedian has never won. Chance of being the winner? Yes... 70% * Courtney Hadwin: I've really liked this feisty little Brit, but her act is getting tiring, to me. Chance of being the winner? Yes... 70% * Shin Lim: I STILL do not think the man is sexy or a sexy act, as the show is portraying him. I would know, since I'm a gay man with carpal tunnel. Chance of being the winner? Yes... 95% * Duo Transcend: Ugh... Shirtless piece of bacon, hanging from trapeze, swinging chick around... same effing thing every week! Chance of being the winner? No * Michael Ketterer: Mr. Crybaby was may favorite to win all along, BUT his bad song choice tonight dashed those hopes. Chance of being the winner? Yes... 85% So... what do we have here?? 1st place = Shin Lim 2nd place = Michael Ketterer 3rd place = Brian King Joseph
  4. NBC really needs to fix their issues. What an embarrassment to broadcast television.
  5. If only Tyra thought she was fat and ugly, then maybe I'd have a chance. Anyways, the show still gets 10+ million views, so I doubt it's going anywhere, plus the fact that it's only on the air for 3/4 months a year gives everyone enough of a break to start longing for it again. Tyra ia a fat and ugly bitch from long ago.
  6. So, NBC "caught" us again (which Simon The Drunk Mess / Producer loves!)... Fat And Ugly Tyra needs to go away, taking her Oprah Pregnant-Cow Bellow with her. I'll tell you right now... after THIS season, the show won't survive the ratings... although NBC will keep it fairly intact because of the many "controversies". In the long term, NBC will realize that most people hate this show and its contrived nature, as well as Simon (who produces it).
  7. Ugh... I'm on taped west/central time. Already I've spit up some earlier wine because of The Oprah Cow Bellow from Tyra. Please Lord God Christ... make her stop that. Also-- does she know she forgot to change out of the Kimono that NBC gives out? Why do they all have hideous product on their hairs? Whoever produces the back-stories should be placed in a special hell. Simon just woke up from a hella night on Sunset. What a mess. Noah, I know three chords, too. Wait... that wasn't wine consumed earlier being spit up within me, just stomach acid. Daniel, if you really want to cry, just re-watch your sad performance. I just pooped my pants at your last note! "Please, please, please... dial carefully!" ... Just shaddup, Tyra. Oh wait, #2... glad the chorale mentioned "9/11", that'll now get them to the finals, 'cuz people love "never forgetting". Oh, puleez. Was Aaron Crow at 10050 Cielo Drive? Oh wait, #3... I fell asleep for an hour, and Crow is still on.. And he's STILL on, after I went to pee. Vicki, you'd advance if you stop dressing like a whore? (I'm a gay man, so I would know). I've walked through ams1001, and have become Super Bitch. You're welcome. We Three? I thought pretty decent. However, like most of the singing performances, the sound is off... or too tight... or not enough... or too much? Plus the broadcast sound has been dimmed all season, necessitating turning up the frigging volume every show!!! Is it the sound engineers? Is it NBC? Is it Comcast? Glennis has the longest ass in the world. Yep, and I've had severe peripheral neuropathy for almost a decade (kidding, not), and can't play a digital violin (nor an analog one), at all. He's amazing.
  8. * Shaddup Mel. And watch out for her flailing arms and Heidi's s****** hands... they're missiles! * Tyra's Oprah Bellowing is more than annoying! (And her hips and butt are huge--- I'm a gay man, so I should know). * If you cry somewhere along the way, you make it to the finals. If you're pregnant, you won't. * Yes-- I can be a happy, positive person... "yay" for my boy Sam! * Did anyone actually think that Shin Lim wouldn't go to finals? Let's see some hands. None? * "I still love you guys"... oh shaddup.
  9. * Not more than ten words into the show and Tyra begins the Oprah Bellow. Moooooooooooo, you cow! * I spit up a little vomit when Tyra sashayed onto the stage. * Are Tyra's hips as huge as I think they are? * Must say this every week: Oh Shaddup, Mel. * Am I the only human in the world that doesn't think Shin Lim is "sexy"? (I'm a gay man, so I would know). * Also, Lim's act is borrrrrrrring. * I hope The Hallowed Pregnant One breaks water right on stage at the finals. * Why do I go into such a negative space when I watch this show? It's Mel and Tyra that put me there, right? or is it Simon? The flashing lights? * Front Picture: Is this a "man just floating around in front of computer graphics" competition? * I always mute the stupid back stories. Also-- don't EVER tell me to "don't try this at home". I can if I want to, and I'll sue the show if something goes wrong. * Samuel J. Comroe stepped it up, and he's hellishly sexy (I'm a gay man with Tourette's, so I would know). * I'm saying it right here: Michael Ketterer is not sexy, he doesn't have Tourette's, he's not gay, and he has never made me cry. BUT-- he WILL win this show.
  10. * Is it just me? Every episode, NBC broadcasts the volume so low, I have to turn it way up, then have to mute the commercials because it's too loud until it returns to the show. * Shaddup Mel, sit down and hit Howie again. * Shaddup Tyra, quit sing-songing the end of your announcements. * Shaddup Simon, quit yer fake crying. * I can do without the over-produced, tacky back stories. * Is this show some sort of cruel joke on the viewers?
  11. * It was pretty easy to guess all seven acts to advance. * Why am I watching this horrible show? * Tyra needs to be struck by lightning every time she does the Oprah Bellow at the end of each of her announcements... EFFING ANNOYING!!!
  12. * I really like Noah Guthrie. He'll go far, as they say. * Tyra is useless. Not needed. Just go away. Please. * Mel is also useless, and needs to shut her piehole... and have her flailing arms taped to her sides... and... and... * Both Tyra and Mel need to drop the Oprah Winfrey yells. * Why is Samuel J. Comroe introduced as "the comedian with Tourette"? Why not just "a comedian"? * The judges actions after the Yumbo Dump act depleted any credibility the show has.
  13. Look, I've just about had enough of Mel B and her constant flailing arms and bellowing like a cow.
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