My bedside lamp has a very thick iron base. One night, while I was sleeping, I must have started flailing my arms or something, cause I knocked it off and it landed on my forehead. I had a pretty visible lump for days.
Stuff like that happens to me constantly. It's so annoying. Once a guy who was standing in line next to me to pay for parking literally took the bill right out of my hand and put in the machine.
When I was in Canada, I was dragging my luggage up the train stastion's stairs and a man took the luggage and helped me carrying it. When we reached the top of the stairs, I reclaimed my luggage, thanked him and said that I would take it from there. He scoffed "suit yourself" and walked away all offended.
There's your chance to visit the North Pole.
I won't even comment on dinosaur erotica cause, well, what is there to say?