DaphneCat

I caught the last five minutes, awful! Also why it on between shows? Even with the sound off - the video alone was enough to let me know I can never watch this.

I am NOT a cook, however I do slice and dice the vegetables. Tonight I informed Mr. Cat (the cook) that you actually CAN cut the vegetables ahead of time. He asked if Janelle had previously been under the impression that if you cut them early all the nutrients went away by the time you ate them. I had to say, this theory made perfect sense. I'm so glad we have Janelle to let us know this doesn't really happen.

Colt just HAD to rub it in that it was his room and his house. She was asking (very politely, I might add) for a little privacy. Is she not even entitled to that in HIS house?

This is exactly what I was going to say.

OK I'm WAY behind the rest you (maybe I'm slow a little bit?) Sister Pedro is REALLY pissed that they were invited for dinner and essentially attacked. Chantel denied it ever happened. THAT is why Nicole showed her to footage. If Chantel hadn't been so stupid as to try to defend the indefensible she might have been spared the public humiliation of having witnesses to her finding out about the dirty dancing. Then to say "I want to go talk about this" and when he agrees she says she doesn't want to talk. She either just wanted him to stay or she was planning a sneak attack - I honestly don't know which. Purple hair is REALLY delusional. If someone really wanted to see you would they say wait a month before you start looking for tickets? Another "family emergency" is going to happen.

So they're doing the "best of auditions" episode before we see all the auditions? So I guess if you watch the best of show you won't have to watch episode 6 because anything good should have already been shown, right?

Yes, but if he only needed 38 minutes they would only round it up to 45 minutes instead of having to pay for the whole hour! This is a bargain!

Well, I guess dragging your kid somewhere he doesn't want to go does have an advantage. It forces him to REALLY work hard to get the hell out of there.

I thought ALL normal people used the food in their fridge. Does she seriously think anybody wouldn't think to use something they had already made?

The tag is still on because she thinks she looks so good she can sell this. She takes ONE good picture and then this. ALL of the outfits look terrible.

I know, and they move. Sometimes they go way down almost to her eyes. At least this is a pretty decent picture of her - no stupid poses or weird angles.

It could be parmesan or possibly some organic yeast type stuff. I'm telling myself it's parmesan because a baked potato with broccoli and parmesan would be tasty. Yeasty stuff - probably not so much.

No clue what it is, my eyes are not good with posts like that. It looks like a salad on a slice of bread. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I think it's broccoli in a baked potato maybe with cheese? I'd eat that - just not sure I'd eat it for breakfast.

I was thinking this looked more like a bad acid trip than crack. If I was going to say anything positive about it I guess I would say how amazing it is that the husband and wife couple seem to have found the only person in the world who would put up with the other one. I don't think there are enough drugs in the world that could get Mr. Cat to dance around helping me shill lulano (thank dog.)

OK, what the hell is that cabin made of? Asbestos? It's been burned TWICE yet it AND THAT BED (with, I'm guessing, clean sheets since the old ones are all smoke damaged) are still somehow there. Let me guess Ben and Ciara are going to renovate it as their honeymoon cabin, right?

But boring, you forgot boring. NO ONE who is not a (really big) dance fan is going to watch children do contemporary dance for very long. What the holy hell was that? Is there really an audience for this? Yes, I guess if they are US citizens or residents they are Americans but to simply fly over from another country doesn't seem to be in the spirit of the name. I'm guessing Julianne has an act in mind that she didn't use her buzzer on the first time and we'll get a NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!!!! golden buzzer during judge cuts.

I did the same thing (couldn't be bothered to turn on the sound.) I couldn't figure out why we were supposed to want to watch two women play with their phones and then do some weird interpretation of the "Gopher Dance" from Caddyshack.

And AGAIN, Christine does NOT have fat arms but because that dress is cut so tight in the sleeves it makes them appear to be. Not great advertising people.

Yes, if someone is missing Salemites should AUTOMATICALLY check Kidnap Kabin (that cozy little place that's been burned twice but probably still has someone putting clean sheets on the bed that will never die) or the "secret" room in the DiMeara mansion (you know, that room in which at least half of all Salemites have either been trapped or from which they've had to rescue a loved one.) They are always there.

So since Jen is a pill addict wine is OK? I thought she was supposed to be staying sober but she was slurping that wine down like a camel at an oasis.

I was half thinking that the way she's holding the shirt is a give away she could be. If she hasn't been around due to morning sickness she probably wouldn't be very far along in this picture. She might not have a large bump yet.

Goodness, what a happy wedding today! I've seen people more excited to get a root canal. They're playing it like Justin knows something Eve doesn't. I hope that's the case and he isn't just taking this for no reason. Of course, maybe he's figuring since he pretty much loses any case he takes, it's in his son's best interest if he defends Ben - he'll get the chair!

Thanks for that! I literally laughed watching it.

I see Sarah has taken acting lessons from "smell the fart" John. The entire time she had that half grimace on her face I was struck (again) by how INCREDIBLY stupid this story line is. She's acting like Rex is dying and she's granting him his last wish (while spiking his tea with a little arsenic to speed up the process.) Why does she think its a good idea to marry someone she clearly doesn't want to marry? Recipe for success right there. She did but because it was out of power she couldn't snoop on it and threw it down.

I thought it looked like and old fashioned "skeleton" key. I'm far too lazy to rewatch that scene but it definitely looked like a house key.