it probably *was* a hot mess. A "full English" breakfast, which Mrs. Patmore's guests would expect, would consist of fried eggs, fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, fried potatoes, fried sausage, fried bacon, fried bread, beans and possibly peas. The beans and peas are allowed to remain unfried, but otherwise I think they even fry their grease. This is the breakfast I was introduced to in 1971 and in many places it hasn't changed. It's heart-stopping - in many ways.