HeNeedsSomeMilk

It isn't like the coconut collecting business is all that lucrative these days.

Spit out my coffee when I read that. Thanks for making me waste good coffee LOL!!!!! You're right, she is a Grade A bitch who thinks she's prettier than she is. I like it when the closet wanker shuts her down too; he's not nearly as dumb as he looks.

I thought the exact same things! Stacy does a better job of making and keeping herself attractive, but I did since hints of Darcy in her approach to Dutch Boy. Could be because he's an asshole and she see right through his bullshit, or she could just have a bitch streak like Darcy. Either way, I get the feeling she's got some shit with her too. It wasn't hard to tell her questions were coached beforehand. Yeah, I caught on to the whole threesome thing. The TLC producers will stoop to any low to get their ratings. Just imagine if the twins were down with that? What would the spin off be titled? The possibilities are endless.

Darcy's ass is dysfunctional. She has emotional issues that run far deeper than any of us know. Somewhere in life someone convinced her she's not worthy of love and she does everything to get it from whatever young boy toy wants to give it to her. I can't see the desperation. She's not physically unattractive, and seems to be financially stable So, WTF? Why put up with any shit from Dutch Boy or any other man? I sure as hell hope her daughters use her as a good example of a bad example when they start dating. Ricky, the Latin Keenan Thompson (Bueno Hamburgesa, anyone?) is pitiful. How any man can be that stupid is beyond me. Then again, I spent many years in the military and I saw it time and time again. Dumb ass GI's getting played by the buy me drinkee girls outside the gate Which leads me to dumb fuck in the P.I. Tarik may not have rock star good looks but Hazel is no prize either. There are many, many women in the Philippines guys would cross the street to look at closer - Hazel is not one of them. Good on Tarik for sitting through that six hour seance in a language he doesn't understand. My ass would have been exit stage left when ol boy started rolling on the floor. "Fuck that, Hazel, I gots to go." Big Ang has a good heart and just wants to be loved. All the men in her hometown have probably visited the well at least once and they are not going back. She better hope the thing with Mike works out cause no man I know would want to be with a woman who spits food in their man's mouth. I have nightmares behind that shit and I wake up thinking I'm puking. That was about the nastiest thing I have ever seen on TV. I can only imagine the carnal antics between those two in the den of passion. Her mooing like a lost heifer and him getting who knows what shoved into his mouth. Gawd, I just had that puking nightmare again. Sparky and Kreeny will never come to fruition. She is too young and immature to sustain a meaningful relationship and he is just fucking weird. I envision her coming to the States, getting her papers, then dumping his ass like a bad habit to be with her next internet crush. If Sparky thinks she is going to be or has been faithful to him he is sadly mistaken, with his momma's boy ass.

Mom can piss off. Big Ang gave her the purse she wanted to give her and Mom should have just been grateful she was thought of instead of being greedy. I think Big Ang has a heart of gold but a head of stone. She's not nearly as dumb as she comes off sometimes and if lover boy continues to treat her like crap, she'll soon get a clue and drop his ass quicker than she spit that snail into his mouth. I'm still traumatized by that. That shit was gross.

I literally felt my food coming back up.

That was so funny. Looks like next week he calls her fat. Is he lying? She does appear to be older than 52 and looks much older than that when standing next to him. And yes, she could stand to lose a pound or two, but who among us couldn't? That said, she is big and not just a little bit either.

The red flannel Elmer Fudd hat in the tropical Philippines heat makes spotting the dork in the room really easy. A tank top after such a long trip? He has to reek as well..... As big as those things are it's a wonder she didn't have two black eyes.

She's a disgusting crotch lizard anyway. I imagine she's very well known in her hometown, especially at the local watering holes any time she needed to snag some willing partner for a "tuneup". Michael wants out of Nigeria pretty badly, that's obvious. Big Ang is being played but is too dumb to admit it to herself. Her waking up after a night of rasslin' with Micheal is a very bad image that's seared into my brain and I can't shake it. I can just envision all the loud mooing that went on during the night. Poor guests next door.... I did notice he has rather nice teeth... Where did she get the money for the braces? Still on her parent's dental plan is a sure sign she is off limits age wise. She might look hard as hell (cadaver like with all that funeral parlor makeup) but I suspect she's not that old.

Well, there's a no shit statement if I ever heard one. Chunky? yeah, but she's not exactly a prize either. Sure, she's not ugly by any stretch, but not pretty enough to make me fly from Virginia to the Philippines by way of Bangkok and who knows where else either. She needs to get over herself, even though she's only using Chunky to get a green card.

Agreed! Ricky better take his Keenan Thompson looking ass back to Ohio before he finds himself talking to Chris Hansen in a "To Catch a Predator" episode. He stepped out to have a good puke. No way in hell I would let that fledgling serial killer be alone with my child.

I like Rosslyn's ferret faced ass the least of all. She's grinning and scheming on how to get dude to tickle her box on the low. Five minutes in the dark and those panties are off. Angela is pretty and she knows it. She also knows Swizz Beats is thirsting after that ass and she uses it to her advantage. He plays along and says whatever he needs to say to get close to her. She's not giving up shit though. Kenya should just work on her property settlement agreement cause her marriage is dead. If Beats does come back, he will harbor visions of Angela or a reasonable facsimile thereof forever. Kenya is not that girl.

How glamorous to you have to be to deep throat tongue kiss a dude who just puked on the sidewalk?

There must not have been many qualified candidates for this season's train wrecks. This crop of gene pool refugees is particularly disturbing, especially UK vomit dude. I hope his lady enjoyed those old hot dog and beer remnants as she played tonsil hockey with that Cretin. Pole is a lost cause and Kreeny is an equally lost soul. Perish the thought of the two of them conceiving a child, much less raising one. Poor thing is doomed before it enters the world. Big titty Southern woman is going to have a difficult row to hoe with her Nigerian prince. A MAGA hat and a Trump flag? home boy is trying way too hard when he doesn't have to; she's too stupid to know she's being played. She's going to get her jollies first; at his expense. My man is going to be some kind of tired when "grandma" goes back home. At least he doesn't have to worry about her getting pregnant - I hope. Ricky, Ricky, you too are too dumb for words. Darcy defines dumb ass person. Why she would take closeted gay dude's abuse is beyond me. He is not interested in her in the least bit; she's just too blind to see it. She's an attractive woman and should be able to find someone decent, as long as doesn't as crazy as a motherfucker. That would run any would be suitor away in a hurry. Speaking of getting out of the way in a hurry, she'd better drop the hard-on with arms before he does her serious harm.

Has she kissed him on camera yet? I'm not interested enough to have noticed, but now that you mentioned it, I'm curious. I don't know how Tristan could ever trust her since she told that huge lie. I'd be skeptical every time she opened her mouth from that point on.