[Unexpected: All Episodes Discussion]

How would anyone know if Kaylen's water had broken? She was sitting in that tub of water for what seemed like hours (probably wasn't, but you see what I mean).

[Unexpected: All Episodes Discussion]

The girls who live in KY: "Every since I FOUNT out I was pregnant..."

"My ARN is low so I might bleed out."

Mr. Palm Tree Head scares the beejesus out of me. I shudder to think how the hell he treats his family/girlfriend when the cameras aren't there.

[S05.E14: Disappearing Act]

Oh my God Ben is a lifetime movie for real. "I'm actually glad to have this forced 3 hours together, it will give us a chance to talk." "God put her in my heart and I have to follow it to the bitter, bitter end." SHUDDER. I can just see him justifying killing her with "God told me she was willful and disobeyed."

[S03.E03: Fight For Love]

On 9/11/2021 at 12:02 PM, magemaud said:

It reminded me of when Kramer was going to convert to Latvian Orthodox and when the priest asked him what "drew him to the religion" his answer was, "Ummm...I like...the hats." 

Far be it from me to correct a fellow Seinfeld fan, but it was George that wanted to convert to Latvian Orthodox 😅

[S11.E04: Overexposed]

One aspect of the Sutton walking in on Crystal story that I haven't seen mentioned (forgive me if I overlooked it) was the time of day. I think Crystal said she went to her room around 11:30 pm. So it would be safe to assume she is showering or whatever, getting ready for bed. Extra reason for Sutton to have waited for Crystal to say "come in" or better yet, wait til the next day to return the coat. I think the entire encounter would've landed differently if it were 2:00 in the afternoon.

[S11.E04: Overexposed]

What WAS the face roller thing Sutton had?

[S11.E03: Sutton's Gotta Give]

The Crystal-Sutton argument sounded a lot like the discussion between Sharon Osbourne and Sheryl Underwood on The Talk. "Don't you dare call me a racist and now I'm gonna cry white lady tears!" Uncanny.

[S06.E03: Forgiving Is Not Forgetting]

On 5/11/2021 at 10:58 AM, mamadrama said:

Aseulu and Kalani are like those couples who are all, "I teach muskrat yoga part time and he sells paintings of toenail clippings on the boardwalk. Our budget is $2 million."

@mamadrama you made me belly laugh right into a coughing fit!! So true.

[The Blended Bunch - General Discussion]

Thank you all for saying what I was thinking. When they were shopping for toys after the MRI's, I couldn't believe Erica put her oldest son on the spot- "Are you worried? ARE YOU SURE? Are you just saying that or do you really believe it? Cause I just act tough sometimes." Good lord woman, I thought your intention was to not scare the kids.

[S08.E17: First Comes Love...]

So Stephanie just basically bought Harris from his current/real girlfriend?

[S08.E13: Forgive But Never Forget]

Harris looked like he was escorting a 90 year old when he and Stephanie were walking. I died laughing when she called him Ryan! The 2 guys are really interchangeable to her.

[S13.E09: The Hostess with the Least-est]

I don't get Kenya refusing to offer the girls some food during the day. It's not like it would *cost her anything, TLC would pick up the bill? But then I also don't understand why they just didn't order something themselves.

[S08.E08: Unsure And Insecure]

On 1/23/2021 at 9:41 PM, Ucross said:

What am I doing wrong? I only get the first segment of the preview, and then the rest is a preview for the grown-up Toddlers and Tiaras show.

I think Stephanie has had a psych eval...could she be on some sort of strong meds? I'm in no way dissing anti-depression meds, but she reminds me of a very severe case of a friend who was overprescribed Prozac (it got straightened out). Could she actually think her cat is a bird? She also called it "Turkey..." Why on earth would someone call a cat a bird?

Aside from that and a somewhat dull Sequim scene, fill me in on what I missed!

You should see my daughter and me. We call our cats turkeys, birds and old dogs. It's a term of affection with us 🙂 "My cat was laying on my feet like a good puppy!" I don't think I would do that if I lived alone though.

[S08.E06: The Real You]

Ryan couldn't care less whether Stephanie comes to see him! Why can't she pick up on that?! 90DF couldn't find an actual couple who like each other? 

[S08.E05: Who's The Boss?]

For someone who hates cats & presumably doesn't have one back home, Natalie sure changed that cat litter with a swiftness. I've had cats most of my adult life and can't do it that easily (I have 3 cats so that's my excuse).

[S08.E04: What's Mine Is Mine]

I challenge Brandon's mom to say one sentence that does not contain the word "farm." I swear she reminds me of that old joke "But enough about my farm. What about you? What do you think of my farm?"

[S04.E11: Private Eyes]

I think we all agree that David is not "talking" to the lady in the picture. But the lady in the picture must be real, right? Hasn't someone called her by now to say "watch 90 Day Fiance!! They keep showing your photo!" I know David won't put any stock in what she has to say, but I would LOVE to hear what the lady in the pic has to say.

[S04.E10: Cuts Both Ways]

Yall I just noticed something. That scene where Big Ed gets pickpocketed by the monkeys? There are 2 bright greenish baggies hanging from his backpack. Aren't those the same ones as what he used to cover his shoes at the pig farm?? Did he rinse them off and reuse them? Did he grab a bunch of them? So many questions.

[S04.E09: Should've Known Better]

It would be really funny if the waitress in the cafe was Lana.

[S04.E09: Should've Known Better]

I'd love to know how much it cost David just to send that brief message to "Lana" about meeting for lunch. $50-100?

If I give Steph the benefit of the doubt about having actual questions for Erica's friends, WHY IN THE WORLD was she shouting?! Way to make yourself look like an asshole to Erica, all her friends, and anyone who watches this show, including your followers on SM.

[S04.E08: Stranger In A Strange Land]

When Darcy was lying in bed crying about Tom, did anyone else hear hiccups? She was like the stereotypical older character in the movies crying, drunk ranting and hiccuping.

I had a different take on her bringing such a large overnight bag. I think she realized she would either be delirious after her meeting with Tom because they had made up, or upset & crying from sadness. Either way, she figured she'd be wasted and would need to spend the night.

[S04.E08: Stranger In A Strange Land]

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When Big Ed was slippin' and slidin' in the pig slop, all I could hear was Evelyn laughing at him calling him a pussy.  I don't even know why because I don't think I've thought of Evelyn since her season with Corey.

@ALittleShelfish lol! Or Jennifer of Tim and Jennifer when he wouldn't ride that super scary looking skylift/swing.

[S04.E08: Stranger In A Strange Land]

Ugh I am beginning to hate Steph. Who complains about her and Erica's first date to ERICA'S FRIEND?! Oh that's right, Stephanie. I wonder about the theory that she went on this show to boost her youtube channel,..who would want to follow her after this miserable showing? She's spoiled, self-centered, has bad manners and isn't ever in a good mood. I wouldn't even want that girl as a friend, much less watch her videos every day. Or, God forbid, date her.

[S04.E07: Who's Crying Now]

Did Ed take mayo with him? Is he showering daily and we just don't see it? (Not that any of us want to actually SEE him shower, we just haven't seen any evidence of it.) Or is that old mayo he put on his hair from before the trip? How does Rose share any intimate contact with him without his hair touching her??

[S04.E07: Who's Crying Now]

I tried to watch the sneak peek but I was also falling asleep. Did Big Ed really stand in RoseMarie's house and say "this is terrible! Where are the windows" ??