JunkFoodTV

My step monster was a hoarder. She had an "antique shop", so justified over shopping as being an investment. She was, at one moment, a sweet southern Belle and a screaming harpy bitch the next. Her "hobby" literally killed my dad. The stress, the financial crisis, the trails to try to get from point A to point B. She was so f ing greedy and wicked. She died alone in her mess. So I personally had no sympathy for Sandra. Just another evil woman trying to be a lady of the manor. Her motley crew of helpers looked like they came from the food bank or senior meals (Luther excluded). Not life long friends from her more sane days, ladies from the garden club or neighbors from across the street. Sorry, just opened old wounds. 😢

It seems this season it's an hour and a half of BS. Then surgery. Then show over. So an "after" photo would be pointless. It seems this year no one is serious about accepting this gift of life. 🙁

A friend was talking about women in magazines showing it all. How "wrong" it was. I said "if I looked like that I'd be nekked at the supermarket". Frozen foods here I come! 😆

I seldom watch the commercials between this show. (Praises for the fast forward button). But last night Mr. Junk food said he's surprised they don't have shock absorber commercials. 😂 He's also decided he needs to build a better lift system for cabs and such. Make millions just in the Houston area alone! Also rewatching month 12 she says "for the first couple of weeks after breaking up with Erica...."

I never knew that purple blankets were "fat camouflage". Also being just under 5'1" myself, I can't even imagine that kind of weight on a "petite" frame. OUCH!!!!

Well she certainly has hoarded blue eyeshadow. Woof...

Pauline was on a British show. (Supersize vs superskinny?). Such a "fame whore".

True, but I live in a small community and the people from our sheriff's office would do it themselves because that's what you do for an older widow woman. Just saying.....😇 I would be hard pressed to do ANYTHING for Jeanne.

Why didn't someone from the community come tidy the house, donate a new bed, bring some food? It's what you do after a loss.

They live in New Braunfels TX. It is a beautiful area. They have little.....shoes? 😉

Pain killers. Busted for drugs. In jail for about 2 years.

Is the theme this year all garbage collected by bat shit crazies? 🤔 So far there has been nothing salvageable from ANY of them. Just nasty grossness and gross nastiness. And I can't sit through a 2 hour movie so this may be it for me. 😯

Last Fall on a beautiful afternoon a yeti ish woman ask if I was leaving my parking space NOW! I told her I was thinking about, but decided it was such a lovely day and all that I've decided to catch up on some reading, maybe do my taxes, etc..... 😀

Why do they even have candy? Neither of them "need it". And it's like a bag of grocery store bulk bin crap. Although I've had the soft mints and they are pretty good. But seriously.

I really wish Chris shun had fired back with "my name is CHRISTIAN!!!!! Get it right you whiney ass bitch!!!!" But she probably would have physically attacked him.

Recently at my sister in laws home she was making frozen chicken nuggets for her grandkids. I popped one in my mouth and immediately spit it out. I begged her to not feed those babies that CRAP! So gross. Also am I the only one that thinks the non obese people look anorexic? Robin's husband and that girl that was there for the ice cream party both look so thin. Is it just from being in a room with huge people? I need to find me some fluffy friends! I also was taking bets that Robin was closer to 700 lbs. Have to admit I was a little disappointed.

There is "something" about Debbie that makes me think she has an unpleasant odor. I don't know why....just like unclean and greasy.

Yeah I bet men just hate it when lips accidentally end up on their penis. And Ang, get age appropriate attire. Even your daughter wouldn't look good in the tiny tops you wear.

Are any of the rest of you hoping TLC is promising Melissa the moon and stars to text Ricky? See him run back to her with his Dick leading the way!

Angie "YOU make me snap"....quote every abuser EVER. Her saying that made me physically ill.

Once upon a time my daughter and I were giving a high school friend of her's a ride. This child barely took a breath. Talking nonsense the whole time. While I'm texting my daughter "this sucks! why did you make me come with you! I REALLY AM BEGINNING TO HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!" My ears were about to start bleeding. So I cleared my throat and said "most people know that not every second of every day has to be filled with noise." My daughter's jaw hit the steering wheel in shock. BUT we rode in silence the rest of the way! Every friggin time Darcy is on the screen I suffer a mild breakdown.

At least her bottom is covered! Getcha some fruit pie filling, a carton of cigs, and some nice clorox bleach for your hair.

I think I'm making this my ring tone. It just makes me soo happy!

Schenee appears to be rather short. I can't remember if they said how tall she is or not. I too am very short, 5'1". About the time her episode aired I had twisted my knee. As I hobbled back to bed I made my husband promise me that if I couldn't get out of bed and to the kitchen to feed myself bring me nothing but broth. ONLY broth. He laughed. I was up and going the next morning. But I figured we are all just one hidden pizza box away from being 600 lbs and bed ridden. He said he was going to block TLC. Baaaahaaaaahaaaaa!

She's the sex for ice cream woman. Jeezes Lort...