One of these days in a perfect world.
Far far away.
Maybe in another galaxy even.
Longstanding popular shows won't destroy themselves to give birth to their mutated offspring.
I honestly do not have words for how much I hated every terrible retcon this cynical hack just rained down upon me.
I am genuinely angry even though I have no right to be. I've hated this show since Season 3.
I am still genuinely angry.
Turns out I had some affection left for this mess after all.
At least before they just hacked up their own creation for their personal longevity.
There was one line that made me laugh though. It was when Crazy Cult Bill said something like, "As everyone knows, to dial a location you need seven symbols". And for some reason didn't follow it up with, "At least that's what I learned from Stargate SG1, which is what this show has been blatantly ripping off for the last two years".
Gosh I hated the Trikru and Trigedasleng retcons, they were horrible. Just the worst thing anyone could come up with. It's like they took anything interesting or organic out of the show and replaced it with the most trite explanations possible. Suddenly the entire show is just the game of a petulant child. Fighting with her brother in her tree house with their special language because she had a fight with Dad. Trikru!
I'm starting to think this show's own creators hate it and want to destroy it before they leave. Makes sense - a show obsessed with nukes created by a guy who nukes it before he moves on. KABOOM! Nothing but radiation and ash. Farewell 100. You will not be missed.