Done with it

Why does a bride need pockets on her wedding gown?

I don't think the wedding between these two happened. I certainly don't think the groom to be likes women either

I watched the Kentucky/Bristol, TN episode. The little gal from Bristol, bless her pea picking heart, the dress is not going to be a real show stopper. I thought it was plain and nothing I would recommend for any friend. IMO a plain wanna be tryin' to be seductive fail. The hair bad and worse was when they put the headband/veil on. I thought OMG it's a disaster - make the last page in old school Glamour - what not to wear. The fake tan, was that from old school QT Indoor/Outdoor tanner. Then we got to Tracy 'wanna be' Lear. Bless her trashy heart. She wants to be a socialite, maybe a younger Paris Hilton, but it's obvious she comes from what I call 'rednecks with money'. The poor little weasel cowboy hat wearing father of the bride and the mom with an old school Mae West hairstyle, I laughed and thought what episode of Hee Haw did they appear in. Then the groom to be - probably the biggest horn tooter in Kentucky marrying a over filled lip plastic queen. THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE THING EVER. The groom from old money, the Bingham's who were very old school money tied with a Flager from back in the golden era. I don't really know if he's worth very much right now since the whole family busted the financial wealth up in the mid 1980's. They are probably riding on the skirt tails trying to be celebrities, socialites but are epic fails. The brides bro, Skylar owns a company in Louisville and sis Tracy (wanna be Lords) Lear has listed as her employer. What a crew. The faker fakers from Kentucky and poor little orange gal from Bristol. Neither bride to be obviously has no taste and should have found some other place to shop than NYC. Kentucky gal perhaps would have best been served by Fredrick's of Hollywood. Young Bristol, the local dress shop that would dress Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island. Come to think about it, there is no mention of the big 1000+ guest wedding. I'm betting ole Benjamin Worth Bingham Miller has got tired of plastic lips and moved on to another choice (think about that one). I've watched plenty of episodes over the years but this episode had to be the funniest one yet.