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Bethanne

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  1. He is trying so desperately hard to remain relevant. It’s quite embarrassing.
  2. Totally agree. He’s definitely the most nervous around her and is courting her for sure. He’s a moron if he messes this one up and deserves crazy eyes Victoria or preschooler Hannah Ann. I actually googled Kelsey’s sister’s arms (I’m not proud of that, for the record) and saw that she was born with an arm disability. They really are lovely women, and I think the younger sister (arm one) is the most naturally pretty. Kelsey and her twin look nothing alike to me.
  3. Madison looks like she’s late for a pep club meeting at the Maxx with Jessi Spano to paint posters for the big game. Girl is a dead ringer for early 90s Tiffani Amber Theissen.
  4. I agree with you that the backstory on the contestants is significantly lacking this season. I don’t feel like I know these folks nearly as much as I have in years past. In their defense, the “technical” challenge isn’t so much a true test of their technical fluency and execution as it is a scavenger hunt for details in a scaled down and puzzling recipe. That’s the pet that annoys me about the gingham altar part. It’s more of a “How cagey can Paul and Prue be and how well can the contestants decipher their partial instructions?”
  5. With a Senior in the throes of college application, I, like you, can’t suspend my disbelief in these particular areas. 😉
  6. I just can’t with these people. Fuck that Tanner guy for letting this trash heap show trot out his postpartum wife and toddler and show that traumatic birth experience on national TV. I hate him. And what is wrong with a Sara Hyland that she gave the OK for her new husband to jump out of a gigantic cardboard cake wearing an adult-sized onesie? She has a legitimate image to somewhat protect and this can’t be helping. On that note, I think the security guards were more excited about that gender reveal than the actual parents were.
  7. I have thought that this entire season. I just want to mother that poor boy.
  8. I had to go back and watch that part twice because I thought I briefly zoned out and was suddenly watching a Humira commercial. I hope Blake has a loving parent or sibling in his life because he really needs therapy. I think he has some major problems and the mother in me finds watching him very sad.
  9. She is so vacant it’s disturbing. Ohemgee! Stem cells?!? Where do you get them? Does she picture Matt putting in an order online to flesh out his inventory and then go door to door with a briefcase full of placentas? And remind her again who Nelson Mandela is?
  10. I think the most inauthentic of all of them is Hannah. She literally flinches every time Dylan kisses her. I understand, and can’t imagine suffering through another person touching, petting, stroking, kissing, and leaning on me every GD second of the day. I don’t know how she hasn’t snapped by now. Yeah, so very true. Aside from her unfortunate top teeth situation, Angela is definitely the winner of BIP. Whoever put in her veneers should have his or her license revoked.
  11. My 15-year-old has significantly more game than this sweaty, red-faced dork. He can’t even put together a sentence without his voice cracking. Eeyore. Angela is definitely the top of the heap of this crew. She needs to keep her fucking hands out of her hair though. Sounds like them too. I don’t find him physically attractive at all, but aside from Angela, he seems to have by far the greatest emotional intelligence and maturity of anyone on the beach. If he gets that Jack Kerouac thing out of his system I would imagine he would be a caring and decent partner. Somehow he seems to have a respectable job at Goldman Sachs, which I cannot comprehend.
  12. This is classic. She totally was calling the operator acting like something was wrong with her line. 😂
  13. I can see now the miles and miles of desperate and sad 20-somethings lining up to buy tickets for next year in the hopes that they’ll run into some of these “celebrities.” Imagine the general cohort of vapid, vacant women who rode that stupid bus around LA with Chris Harrison on that weird filler episode during Hannah B’s season.
  14. Yes, she actually looks like an adult.
  15. Thank you for linking that because it led me to this...and 15 minutes of my life I’m fine never getting back. How adorable was Wake Forest Tyler Cameron 5 years ago? Pretty sure he forgot he had this LI profile out there. 😂
  16. He was most definitely high on some good quality weed during that date with Tahj. If it wasn’t the uncontrollable laughing that gave it away it was the serious case of the munchies. Brilliant. Maybe next week one of the women will give the rose to Kristian. Wtf was up with her double breasted cream cocktail dress? She looked like she was in the waiting room for a job interview. And what was that whole thing with JPJ and Demi wrestling on the giant pillows? She is so immature. Her librarian glasses ain’t fooling me. It’s too bad Blake’s chin zit couldn’t give out a rose. That thing had quite the camera presence.
  17. Someone should introduce Donald Trump’s handlers to Tyler’s handlers. They could impart some wisdom about when to just STFU.
  18. I have been in a loving and committed relationship with “my person” (tm Bachelor Nation) for 26 years, 20 of them being married. I don’t think he has ever once told me he “cherishes” me or that I “mean the world to him.” These final three guys used that terminology SO many times and it sounds so incredibly fake and forced. I don’t believe for one second any of them loved her beyond anything deeper than a superficial, surface “love.”
  19. I totally agree. Tyler seems completely over it to me and is doing his required postmortem. He is 100% unimpressed with the whole bachelor vibe, and seems almost embarrassed at still being a part of it. When she said she loves bold moves, the typical Bachelor Nation script would have him grab her and dip her back for a passionate kiss. Instead he’s all, “Sure, we can get a drink. Whatevs.” I’ve been watching him and his buds on Instagram and he is way more into what he’s doing with the charity food gig. Those videos of him in the car with his hot friend are golden. I would love to hang with him and his boys. What a fun gang.
  20. She’s a child throwing around bad words to make mom and dad sit up and take notice. When she’s in one of her angry, manic states it’s “f$&k this” and “f$&k that” but when she’s more excited and pleasant, it’s “what the crap!” Same with her hair whipping and straddling of boys when she’s in an emotional state and then chaste pecks and beaming smiles when she’s chill. Such an interesting personality study.
  21. For a minute there I was sure we had gone back in time and you were talking about Cassie. ;) I'm totally overquoting here, but I couldn't let the moment pass and fail to quote what is now my new favorite descriptor...derpy demeanor. I know we've moved on, but I agree with you. I think part of the weariness comes from the two seasons in a row of the overtly Christian content, specifically related to the approach to sex. Oh lord, the baseball butt. My 14 year old is a ballplayer with the protoypical baseball body and adorable dimples and I am weary already of the female attention he generates. Two words...Harvey Specter.
  22. Who was that great recapper? I would C&P her entire 10 page recaps of TB and Survivor and print them out to read on the train on my way to work when I was in my late 20s. Good memories. 🙂
  23. What was most neat to watch about Trista’s season the second time around was knowing the outcome and knowing what a wonderful family they are, 15 years later. You definitely could see a real love story unfold.
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