SenshusWoman

This bitch fake as fuck. Bet we'll see plenty of her sitting around cutting her fake hair and resizing her face til she has the pointy chin of her dreams, but let's see how that fuckin poodle ends up looking, lol

Re: Foreground Selfie with Background Henchi Forever LMAO that she Photoshops her face, but extrasuperdouble LMAO that she goes the distance and shrinks her whole head to the size of a fuckin grape.

When she screeched her "fiancé"'s full name out in the yurt, I was like, "Ooh better look that up" just because I am nosy like that, and lo and behold it looks like Whit just prefers men who have substance abuse and self control issues. I did not save his mug shot to my device as I didn't intend to post it, but anyone can look it up. His sister who came to Yurt Weekend also seems to have a bit of a...troubled history of her own with booze, and although she doesn't have anything to do with it, Whitney's circle of friends plus all the alcohol we saw in her room seasons 1 & 2...these factors added up are all very interesting to me. I think alcohol plays a very specific role in Whitney's life.

I wonder if reality TV is where people go to work when they have DUI/DWI convictions and have trouble finding a "real" job. I'm not NOT telling y'all to go look anybody's mugshots up, but nothing good ever comes from exclaiming someone's real, full name on camera.

LMAO that's an awfully generous description, "engagement celebration" 😂 it's just a collection of overly Photoshopped and highly processed IG pictures 😂😂 I am deceased, "engagement celebration"

Love how Whitney refers to herself as a "fat bitch" in this episode after last season's BGDC RV/Buddy and Chelsea's temporary home in the driveway was vandalized with the phrase "fat bitch" in pretty pink spray paint, because of course the fat bitch would.

Dark place? Nah, she's probably just heading out for some Parking Lot Time

I'm just over here LOLing at her one Photoshopped ab in her gas station photo collection. It's *almost* believable, gurl.

Pffft, she ain't got no hair. Per season one, PCOS took her hair from her head and placed it elsewhere, so if you ever grabbed a fist-full it would all be "delicious weave" (her words, not mine, also per season one).

Ugh, the flies. That's the stuff of nightmares (and plagues). During this scene I got to see a lot of Whit's body that is often covered, like her legs, and boy, those flaps between her thighs are awfully worrisome. Her frame just isn't built to support that, and it was a little shocking to see as she was running through the sand. I know we got a good look at her during last season's Hawaii debacle, but this episode was a little darker, showcasing struggles that seem to be catching up to her. Todd calling Whitney out is the only reason I'm still watching this mess.

The clinic doctor she saw back in, I believe it was, Season 3 already informed her that she has eggs, they just have nowhere to go unless she loses weight. She has no actual diagnosis or documentation of PCOS; she Doctor Googled herself into having it as a means of justification for staying super morbidly obese.

I'll go to hell for thinking this but after her show fails and she fades into reality TV has-been obscurity, I wonder if she's gonna pull a Joan Crawford and try to adopt off the black market.

After those two hours I can never get back, I will say that this season reeks of Whitney and her Barnacles desperately clawing at the last remaining straws of TLC Z-list relevancy and I FUCKIN' LOVE IT

Because Photoshop is an amazing creation! The edges of the image are rough as fuck, and to me, appears layered -- I can see that she more or less pasted a still image of herself on a background. Fuckin poser.

With regards to all of her overly and obviously edited photos: I remember, way back in the days of the Charlotte Pride event with the MRL Radio Show and having to improvise when it was discovered the mic was dead, Whitney said she had "the most confidence in her editing abilities." So telling!

Thermos Cider *is* a good way to keep a booze buzz while on Daddy Duty...

I open IG and notice that Queen Whitshit of Turd Mountain is waxing nostalgic again this morn. Jealous over Babs (or maybe only her upper body, being that it isn't a full-body shot of Mommie Dearest), plus a bonus photo that only solidifies the fact that Whitney Thore's mouth has only gotten creepier-looking with age.

I'm imagining...decaying Cheeto crumbs and cat dander. LMAO, no wonder Todd sealed his lips so tightly in that kissyface picture of the two of them

But is it *really* achieving if a CPAP is doing the breathing for her? *runs*

Honestly, they'd probably ought to just take her down to the truck stop and weigh her. That's how my childhood best friend's mom had to get weighed. She was 600lb Life territory.

I think you're right; also, it's easier on Instagram to limit comments (to where only people you follow can comment on your posts), as well as for all of the fangurlz to gang up on the haterz in the comments section. Sounds like she was having a tough time curating her Facebook to the ideal standard of fabulosity. *hard shrug emoji*

She goes to such great lengths to deceive us into believing her life is fabulous. It's just so...much...effort. It must be a crushing truth, during the times when she's totally alone with her thoughts, that she'd be absolutely unremarkable in every way if she didn't insist on weighing a metric fuck-ton. I can't wait to see how the upcoming season will be edited.

Wall-climbing when, by her own admittance circa Season 1, she doesn't really have knees anymore...Whitney, you are a marvel

Literal LOL. Coffee, meet screen!

Could you imagine all those women fighting over a single male attendee? Hell, at least the buffet wouldn't be crowded for a hot minute.