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Persnickety1

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  1. I'd be willing to give Amy the benefit of the doubt regarding the roaches *if* she lived in an apartment complex where one has to depend on their upstairs/downstairs/next door neighbors to keep their places clean and tidy to avoid an infestation. But don't Amy and Tammy live in side-by-side duplex apartments? Aren't they each their only neighbor? I'm just wondering how, with Amy's half being infested, Tammy's half doesn't appear to be. Ugh, I wouldn't wish cockroaches on my worst enemy. Amy and Michael really need to step up their cleaning game *after* they pay a professional fumigation service to get rid of the existing roaches. No baby should have to be in the same vicinity of those nasty little bastards.
  2. And it's not Heather's first time at the proverbial rodeo. She has quite a few seasons under her belt. When has there ever been a gathering of these women that doesn't devolve into a screaming match of epic proportions, fueled by excessive alcohol intake and at least one shit stirrer amongst the guests? Yeah, she can miss me with her bullshit. This is usually how these gatherings end amongst all franchises.
  3. I don't understand it, either. Nor did I understand a couple of seasons ago when Tamra went all hellfire on Vicki because Vicki had told Kelly about the rumor that Eddie was gay. Vicki didn't say Eddie was gay, didn't say she agreed with the rumors, just said rumors were out there. And she was right. Those rumors were EVERYWHERE at the time. Mini Persnickety surmised because the rumors weren't previously addressed on the show that Tamra was outraged that they would now be front and center, which they briefly were. Maybe Heather had an even bigger stick up her ass because the lawsuit was now discussed in front of the cameras? These women are baffling. Anyone else remember back a few seasons when Heather started that massive shit storm with Alexis about how pretentious Alexis was? Even at the time, Mr. Persnickety and I howled with laughter as within a couple of minutes it showed Ms. Dubrow beachside, arranging her Chanel tote so that the label faced the camera. Yeah, nothing pretentious about Heather but dingbat Alexis was so offensive it had to be addressed by the group. There should be a picture of Heather on Google when one searches for "definition of pretentious."
  4. Don't forget "Tour Guide." And a retail associate for the gift shop that belongs in that mausoleum somewhere.
  5. Lamest indeed. I'll never forget in his first season the way he thrashed around in the fetal position on the floor of the doctor's office when he had to get vaccinations to go to Ecuador, with that voice that sounds like he's been sucking helium from balloons at a children's birthday party. And with mommy in tow for emotional support. Even the doctor commented about how unusual it was to see a grown man bringing his mother with him like that. Ugh.
  6. I just want to give a shout out to Kenny for that swift recovery he made when talking about Jenny and Sumbitch's relationship with Parents Sumbitch on camera. "Everything they've been through...'married..." (OH SHIT, KENNY!!! 😳 ) I loved the looks on everyone's faces when he let that tidbit slip. And then Kenny quickly and seamlessly added "to someone else." Close call but a superb example of thinking on one's feet that I admired.
  7. Not that it will ever come to pass, but I did enjoy the thought of Janelle trotting around with long gray hair and a tie-dyed long skirt being a "witchy woman" tending to her greenhouses. 😂 I was thinking this same thing as they were all picking their "lots." Who knows of Prairie Plague Pass can even be subdivided into smaller individual lots? I never heard Kody address that issue with "Mike," the surveyor or whatever the fuck he is (probably a TLC hired hand). If Kody was practically orgasmic when the seller took his offer on that land because he didn't realize what pulling in utilities, etc., was going to cost, he's probably never even bothered to check out subdivision. He's such a moron. I think they're out of funds to do anything with that land. Plus I'm not sure how much further they could go without pulling in utilities, etc., first, and that's probably going to cost an exorbitant amount. I laugh every time I recall Kody thinking he had pulled off the deal of the century because the sellers took his offer with the stipulation that he would handle the utilities, etc., and he gleefully agreed. That seller got the sweet end of that deal, not Kody. Again, he's such a moron. Yup, starting with way back early in the show with that panicked move to exit Utah for Las Vegas, telling the kids about the move but instructing them not to tell any of their friends they were leaving, acting as if the DA was going to hunt him down and cart him off, giving the wives only a couple of days to pack their shit, the paranoia his panicked chaos created... He likes to create a chaotic whirlwind of bullshit. He is the epitome of a Drama Queen.
  8. You mean Devon as in Devon-formerly-with Jihoon? Ugh, I'd forgotten she was from Utah. Actually, upon contemplation, she might be a good match for him. She'd have his raisin-sized balls in her purse and he'd never see them again. Plus seeing him interact with Druscilla would be very entertaining. She made it quite clear last night that she's decided to give him "one. more. chance." She's not going anywhere except to the bank to cash her TLC check. I can't figure out if their relationship is unadulterated bullshit or she's young and dumb. The truth might lie somewhere in between. Amen, sister! He's so fucking inappropriate. As you said, she's a beach girl living in a beach town where I'm sure it's hot and humid most of the time. She's leading the beach life. What did that asshat expect her to wear in those conditions, a sweatsuit? And it was such a weird comment to make. If I were Evelin, I'd probably be a tad creeped out. I think both Corey and Evelin are assholes in their own ways. I also think right now they're fishing for a spot on the HEA. That little beach bar they own probably took a massive hit during the pandemic. I'm sure they could use the money. They're just so goddamned boring and predictable, though. I really wish TLC would learn when to "trim the fat" on these franchises.
  9. I dunno about these two. I'm "thisclose" to calling shenanigans. During the tell all preview Friday night, did anyone else notice that when Alina was supposedly burying her face into her hands with embarrassment at the mention of a threesome, she peeked out from behind her hand and made direct eye contact with the camera? There didn't appear to be any tears or anything. More like bad performance art. I think their whole "story" might be something they've created to generate chatter and get a second season. I might be wrong, but that peeking around looking for the camera bullshit was a really bad look.
  10. As soon as I'm coherent, I'm going to see if this has dropped on D+ yet. I'm not sure what time they drop new episodes, but it wasn't on there at 12:30 a.m. Don't disappoint me, TLC. I've been working a PM shift for a new client and won't be able to properly enjoy this shit show live! 😂 Happy Sunday, my fellow posters!
  11. We only saw the first half hour in the preview. He may do it yet 😂
  12. Yes indeed! I believe it premieres on December 12, after the tell all finishes airing. ***wringing my hands in anticipation of the fresh blood***
  13. Well, it would appear the anonymous Reddit poster was correct in that Steven gets "surprised" by an ex. The question remains, will he shut the fuck up long enough for her to actually speak? I thought Julia (of Brandon and Julia) was yappy and vapid, but enter Steven, who apparently can only shut his gobbler when he's messaging other women on social media. I had no idea Armando was Mormon. I had to back it up and listen again to make sure I heard him correctly. I knew Corey was, but this is the first I heard about Armando's faith. I'm not looking forward to seeing Kenny's spawn caterwauling about how he and Armando don't need a baby because that's too much like starting over. FFS, that man dedicated himself to raising you kids for years. Let him go into the next chapter of his life with love and support. While I'm hoping this is producer-instigated fake drama, a part of me suspects those kids might actually have those feelings and I find that incredibly sad. The reunion looks promising from last night's preview. I can't wait to see if spineless Sumbitch actually tells his parents he and Jenny have already married. I'm biased, though, in that I always expect him to weasel out of everything he finds the least bit uncomfortable. Ari looked better than she looked at any point during the season. Bini is cute as a button but seems as dumb as a box of rocks. All the better for Ari to manipulate him, I suppose. I'm glad he's in America because that little boy seems to worship the ground his daddy walks on. I can't wait until they trot Leandro out for his input. Corey and Evelin can leave the 90 Day "universe" any time now. I believe they've milked their 15 minutes as much as possible. Ellie and Victor.....Who? 😴
  14. My parents never ceased to tell anyone and everyone (including myself) that I was an "oops" accident and there was such a large age gap between me and my siblings because of that. Seriously. Like anybody ever fucking asked them, "Why is there such a big age gap between your youngest daughter and the other two?" Assholes. If I were in Lacey's shoes, my mother wouldn't have believed me, either, or at the very least would have asked what I was up to that I allowed myself to be put into that situation. I was molested by an uncle at age 8 (right about Lacey's age when her rape occurred), and I never told my mother until I was in my 30s because I knew what I described above would ensue; either disbelief or blaming me. *shrug* Life's full of hard knocks, some worse than others. I really cannot muster up more than the world's tiniest thimble of sympathy for Lacey when it comes to continuing to blame a horrific childhood on her current out-of-control eating habits and manipulative behavior. I know some of us have more fortitude and determination than others, but there comes a time when as a grown-assed adult, you have choices and options. Lacey could have gone into therapy years earlier to deal with her demons or chosen any number of other paths than the one of self-destruction on which she embarked. /end rant
  15. IIRC, they all went to the first appointment, albeit arriving late. It sounded like Lacey then was supposed to have a follow up appointment in June, which she blew off. Because she got engaged and....you know, had shit going on and was too busy. I gathered that when she mentioned this, Sharon had no idea Lacey had skipped an appointment and then didn't believe Lacey's massive lying ass about just why she had skipped the appointment. I think that's when Sharon realized Lacey had no real intention of losing any weight, there was no invite from Dr. Now to move to Texas, there was no apartment awaiting their arrival, and all that bullshit. Goddamn, this episode was GLORIOUS.
  16. Oh gawd, I sat here in bewilderment saying to the TV, "DO YOU PEOPLE NOT REALIZE SHE CANNOT EVEN WIPE HER OWN ASS??????" Whatever "friend" she lives with will quickly devolve into her personal ass wiper. I have quite a few close friends that I adore...but not enough to wipe their ass for them. There's a reason I opted against nursing school. This episode reminded me why I chose a different path. That being said, this episode was the highest blazing dumpster fire in the history of this show. I shall treasure it on my DVR, along with Penny's story and her bemoaning, "Where's MY yellow brick road??????"
  17. The biggest dumpster fire in the history of the show....I think my mouth was hanging open through at least 70% of this episode. Dammit, now I have to go read the live chat and thread for this episode. Damned insomnia. Keeping on topic, the high tea party was a debacle from the food served to the Slaton guests in attendance. I'm a mean old lady, but I mortify and freeze easily. I may or may not have let an elevator close on Rusty Dennis at Harbor General Hospital in the 1970s. I was frozen at the sight before me and couldn't force myself to snap out of it to press the correct button. It comes as no surprise to me that I don't think I could bring myself eat if Tammy were within my eyesight. I would be utterly repulsed. (If any of you lovely people would like me to save you a seat on my bus to hell, give me a shout out!)
  18. I seem to recall back in the TWOP days that someone on the forum claimed to have known Slade (I think he or his brother went to college with him) and he was at least 5-7 years older than what was claimed publicly. You might be spot on with your guess at his age.
  19. Such an excellent movie. I haven't seen it in ages (at least a decade or more), but I remember crying like a baby at the Fire Island scene at the end. If anyone hasn't seen it, and if it's available on any of the streaming services, I highly recommend it (make sure you have plenty of Kleenex handy, though.) Kenny and Armando's wedding was just perfection. They remain my all-time favorite couple (family) across the 90DF Universe. A part of me wants to see them back on HEA...but another part of me wants them to run far away from the TLC dumpster fire to live their lives away from this shit show. I hope Corey and Evelin go far, far away, too, but because they're boring and annoying and equally contemptable. They can crawl back into oblivion any time now and I'll be a happy camper. I agree with others on Jenny and Sumbitch. I don't trust that little weasel and wouldn't be surprised if he's aware of a loophole that makes the ceremony null and void. That being said, I'm looking forward to seeing Mother Sumbitch's reaction when informed on camera that her baby boy has married the "old lady." Regarding Steven and Alina.... Now to count down to the reunion....
  20. This ^^^ My ex brother-in-law received an inheritance from his father when his father passed. It wasn't huge but it was sizeable. He was debating what to do with it (invest, make a large purchase, etc.) and just let it sit in the account earning interest. About six months later, he found out my sister was having an affair. She left him and during the settlement, she tried to lay claim to 50% of his inheritance because she thought she was legally entitled to it and "your parents would have wanted me to have half of it" (as if *eye roll*). Nope, it turned out because this money was specifically for my BIL and had never been co-mingled with marital/community property assets, my sister was not entitled to a single penny of it. As you said, a great tip and something many people may not be aware of. When my BIL received that inheritance, he had no idea his 20-year marriage was going to go down the crapper in a short 6 months. What's that saying? "While we make plans, the Universe laughs."
  21. Season 5 premiere date is December 12, 2021. Just a few more days until TLC's latest 90DF dumpster fire arrives. Article with cast information and trailer are HERE.
  22. What a beautiful wedding. Absolute perfection. I'm so happy for all of them. I'm prepared for everyone at Casa Persnickety to have happy leaky eyes when this airs. Thanks so much for posting the link ❤️
  23. Note to self: Buy a box of Kleenex before the wedding episode. If Father Armando shows up, there shant be a dry eye at Casa Persnickety. 😭
  24. According to this article, Ronald has a new girlfriend. Also from the article linked above: I'm not sure that was supposed to make me giggle, but it did 😂
  25. Jenny's all decked out in wedding attire in the previews and proclaims she's getting married that day. Are we throwing out scenarios in which this might play out? I'm going to throw out my guess that Sumbitch will appear to stand her up, leaving her standing alone at the altar like a modern-day version of Miss Havisham, and that will be the season cliffhanger.
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