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I looked at their registry and if I had to guess, I’d say they are having a boy. Their registry includes books, which is probably a fundie first. It also includes things like an uncomfortable looking wooden desk (for eventual home schooling) and a picnic table. Just like we have all had friends/relatives with registries that make us think, “Who are their wealthy friends that we don’t know about?”, Tiff and Lawson’s registry makes me think, “Who TF do you know who has that kind of money?” It seems like they are asking for everything their kid will need from birth to age six to avoid having to pay for it themselves.

Have we ever seen Jill and Carole Baskin in the same room together?

Jill & Derick are on Kate Casey’s podcast this week. Just listened to it and it was a lot better than I expected! Apologies in advance to the moderators if this isn’t forum appropriate.

I just read her obituary and clicked on the attached link for the GoFundMe that is meant to support her surviving children and husband. The GFM goal amount is one million dollars.

She wishes she was as fashionable as Dorothy Zbornak! (Golden Girls for life!)

Courtesy of YouTube’s algorithm, the latest video from Joy popped up in my feed. It features her heading home from the hospital. She is in the front passenger seat and Austin is driving. She. Is. Not. Wearing. A. Seatbelt. (Austin has his on.) I just can’t with that stupidity.

I can’t stop watching Mark’s dance tonight! He is so damn good!!!! Such a shame his partner has the personality of a dishrag. She is not fun to watch, but Mark more than makes up for it!

March 8, 2022. If someone had told me that one day I'd be addicted to F1, I'd have called them insane. Welcome to the club!

San Diegan here too! I'm single and I'll be honest: if the success rate wasn't so shitty, maybe I'd gift production with an application from my extroverted self. I'm a natural redhead and I also teach 8th grade - by choice. That tells anyone ALL they need to know about me! haha!

Joy's post mentioned that prior to starting her training, she "couldn't swim forward." Let me see if I understand this. Had the swimming portion only involved the backstroke, she would have skipped training in a pool? Her moronic language skills never cease to amaze me.

I'm late to the party and the IG video isn't showing up as an option to view, but with regard to Carson's speech issues: Per a federal mandate, ALL kiddos who are at least three years of age are eligible for educational services via their local school district, even if they're home schooled or attend a private school. Going to school isn't even a pre-requisite as support services are also available for three year olds who don't go to preschool. Private schools don't have to acknowledge or honor IEPs or 504s, but if a student needs speech therapy or additional support, it's up to the parent to get their kid to the appropriate location for the needed service(s). It's the same thing for home schooled students in that they're still eligible for support services, even if they don't attend public school. For example, if your child needs speech therapy and the local elementary school has a speech language pathologist (SLP) on site, you take your kid to the local elementary school for speech therapy once a week or as often as the SLP suggests. That's what pisses me off about these morons - there are FREE options available for their children to work through any struggles with educated professionals, but they'd rather avoid speech therapy because Jesus. Also, kiddos who struggle with the letter "R" is more common than not and in most cases, for lack of a better description, the kiddo "grows out of it" by the end of grade two. I can't remember the exact science behind the "magical age of 7", but I promise it was in my required reading when I was earning my teaching credential. Source: am a teacher.

Hahahahahahahaha! I have never seen her perform and only know who she is via magazines, but your description is spot on!!!!!

The same guy (Jake aka Poodle) who made fun of their baby has also continued to say other problematic things like: "...stuttering like Joe Biden." I love snarking as much as anyone, but in my opinion, that particular podcaster crosses the line. A lot. I don't find him funny or entertaining at all. I just discovered a new podcast, titled "90 Day FIance Crazy in Love", and it's good! The podcast hosts are married, but one is American (John) and Tereza is from Czech Republic. She was working in NYC as an au pair when they met on Tinder. They didn't do the K1 visa process, but it's interesting to hear their takes on things like learning a second language, adapting to different cultures and how to blend traditions.

Because it can’t be said enough, all hail Queen Garcelle. Garcelle’s line about Erika choosing the “No Apologies” drink was brilliant. Also, Kyle has Sutton’s name misspelled in her phone and it drives me nuts. (It’s the teacher in me!) This is the second time I’ve noticed that Kyle spells it “Sutton Strakke” and not “Stracke.” We know Kyle can’t be arsed to read an entire LA Times article, so maybe she also can’t spell surnames? Kathy’s dog Muffy is really stinkin’ cute!

(I cut and pasted the following text from the website, so the omission of a period at the end of the first sentence is authentic.) There are two programs for doctoral studies. The Doctor of Ministry in Expository Preaching is a modular program designed to refine the faithful pastor’s ability to teach and preach the Word of God 36 credits 4 modular sessions & dissertation 3 years For those called to professorship and theological writing, the Doctor of Philosophy program equips Pastor-Scholars for faithful scholarship in biblical and theological studies 2-4 years 24 units $775 per unit ($18,600 in tuition alone!)

Since I'm a redhead, I will be in charge of bringing the sunblock for our upcoming RV trip. I've got more than enough for all of us, so rest assured.

Am I the only one who was repeatedly shouting "Queen Garcelle" at the TV tonight while grinning like a proper fan girl and clapping when she spoke? To clarify, I was fan girling more than I usually do each week. And, yes, she walks on water in my world.

NEVER!!! Please don't ever stop. I absolutely love them AND their hysterical impressions of so many Bravolebrities. Ronnie's "Dorit" is one of my most favorite things on the face of the Earth. Other jewels include "Be a hostess!!!!" (Kary B) and Reza/Bitch lost 40 pounds/Baby Shams jokes.

For as awful as their core beliefs are, a wee part of me is so sad that Jill and Derelict likely have zero knowledge of "The Goonies" as evidenced by their lack of references to being so close to Astoria. The photo of them on the beach with the foggy background simply SCREAMS a shout out to "Hey, You Guyyyyyyyyys" or "I smell ice cream."

I skimmed through some of the comments and loved that RFP was appropriately told off about how stupid he is. Lots of "I don't understand why it's so hard to explain" and "My five year old understands. It's not that difficult to grasp." Also, he apparently does know who Ted Lasso is, which really did shock me. @revaustintduncan I thought it went well. I would consider it a tie. @jeremy_vuolo well done, sir, well done. Ted Lasso has done you much good

I've had this problem before at Target, so I asked several people in managerial positions at the store why this happens (once I cooled down about being quite livid about being let down!). It was explained to me as following: the total number of specific items sold in one day is only updated at nighttime during the closing protocols (i.e. counting the register totals). For example, if the website/app says there are three pink size medium nightgowns available but they're all gone once you arrive, it's because the website/app isn't updated as things are sold during the day. The inventory check "thinks" there are three nightgowns in the store no matter what time you check for availability because that's what the data confirmed at the beginning of the day - and the data won't change or update until it's too late for the customer. The website/app won't list that "as of 2:27pm, there are zero nightgowns available" until the beginning of the next day, which is totally pointless.

Please give your sweet doggo a big: "GOOD POTTY!!!!!" from me. And a big hug. And a wee treat. Thank you. On topic: I like that Erika took Tiago with her to the desert, but that will be the only nice thing I have to say about her. Ever. I didn't see it in tonight's "Still to come on RHOBH this season" preview, but am I the only one who remembers the previews from the season premiere that showed Erika threatening Sutton at a dinner table and then Sutton challenged her with: "....or what?" Those two definitely got into more than one verbal sparring match this season. BRING. IT. ON. Not enough Garcelle tonight. In keeping with the theme, it was absolutely criminal that we were deprived of our queen tonight. (I know it was a scheduling issue, not a Bravo snub, but she was still very missed.)

If I had to guess, the sweet doggie probably had some type of veterinary issue with their paws. My wee boy, Hamish, had one of his paws bandaged identically last fall after he had a run-in with a damn foxtail. I didn't spot the damage until it was too late, despite our post-walk daily ritual that involves a baby wipe from head to toe. The damn foxtail had worked itself into his skin and had to be surgically removed. His recovery included a drain, bandages that were changed every two days and a cone of shame to keep him from tearing off the bandage for a second time.

I'm not a fan of Alicia's (it's the vocal fry - you're onto something), but since you like her, I figured I'd pass along some info. Apologies if you already know this, but Alicia anchors her own program on Saturdays and Sundays. It's called "American Voices with Alicia Mendez" and she's on from 3-5pm PST.