[Season 1 Discussion]

On 11/1/2017 at 8:46 PM, Chalby said:

I really like Karine, and I feel so bad for her because she clearly realizes Paul is a HUGE loser. At the same time, she looks around and knows she doesn't have many options for a good life. Although I wonder if the whole cell phone theft/ machete threat was staged, I did recognize that Karine was in an area she identified as 'dangerous' and her nerves were shot. "I don't want this. I don't want Paul." She appears to be an intelligent gal, and if her life (and her family's) will be improved by her marrying Paul the loser, then I wish her well. HOWEVER, if Paul ends up just staying there, passively not learning the language and living off of her… well, maybe Paul will simply disappear? Her dad's a retired cop, right?

I agree, something was weird with the machete incident! First off, the guy runs up to her with a big ass machete already out in the open and no one has noticed it before he reached her? She didn’t seem that freaked out when it happened either. Plus, when the machete guy ran into the trees wasn’t there a sound like a gun being fired? Like the guy got shot by cops or something yet nothing was ever mentioned about hearing a gun shot was there? Did I miss that part? Plus she seemed to have a phone again quite quickly when Paul went to where she was staying at a friends house.

     Paul seems like a HUGE wacka doodle douche bag! 

     And remember that body suit get up he had on before he got into the water at the river or lake, whichever it was... that right there would’ve been enough for me to walk away!!

Has anyone checked out Darcy’s clothing line? Is it just merchandise with that logo plastered on it? 

[Paul & Karine: These Condoms Ain't For Sexin']

I thought she got mugged for her phone, but she was using it when she got back to the hotel...and she didn’t scream when the guy came at her with a machete? Hmmmm

[Sean & Abby: 1 Woman, 2 Old Farts, 190 Pairs of Panties]

Sean is a creepy guy!! Abby needs to run and fast!! That behavior he displayed when meeting Chris and all the way up to telling her to make a choice is just a brief glimpse into the crazy man he is and the future she will experience if she stays with him!! He is possessive and insecure, and he can’t handle someone who is beautiful and has a strong personality! He would end up keeping her on lockdown like a prisoner!!

I think the grass in my backyard has a better personality than Sean does!!

[Darcey & Jesse: Cougar Town]

Jesse is sooooooo HOT! If he likes woman in their early 40’s where can I line up?!

Darcy really does have nice skin, she looks good, and younger, without all that makeup on!!

What is this brand she has? Clothing? Name?

[Cortney and Antonio: Smelly Cat(fish)]

Ugh Courtney!! She’s the type of girl I would want to punch in the face just because of that look on her face that says, “I’m soooo much better than you, you’re soooo beneath me!” And that’s before any words actually are spoken!! Once that occurs it’s like a fly on a turd sand which!!

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[Patrick and Miriam: Making a Cameo in Paris, Italy]

Does anyone else think Patrick walks like his underwear are ridding up his butt and he's trying to get them out without using his hands, just trying with each step he takes??!!

He's cute tho...

[Cortney and Antonio: Smelly Cat(fish)]

BUNGHOLIO'S UNITE!!

[Larry & Jenny: Not Good Enough for the Pilot]

3 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Keeping it 100

Except you'll probably have to sleep with him.  Careful what you wish for!!!  LOL

I'll go with the "I'm a virgin and saving it for marriage" line!!

unless of course he's hot!! Lol jk

[Larry & Jenny: Not Good Enough for the Pilot]

If we were playing a drinking game and I had to take a shot everytime Larry appeared pathetically desperate and insecure, I'd be drunk for days!!

[Spoilery Stuff: Media, Social And Otherwise]

If I ever meet a guy I have questions about I'm just going to put his name over on this group and ya'll can track down any and all dirt you can find on him because you guys are definitely good at finding that stuff!!

Gotta give props where props are due!!

[Larry & Jenny: Not Good Enough for the Pilot]

Hey TLC, I'll pretend to like someone for a month or two if you send me to some exotic location for filming! Turks & Caicos sounds like a place that could definitely convince me to act like I'm in love with some guy that is brought in to play my love interest!

    With that said....Larry Larry Larry....I REALLY hope it's just the way they're editing the show that makes you appear incredibaly desperate and insecure, and you're not really that !! You seem like a kicked puppy that just wants to come lay on the kickers lap! I want to feel sorry for the guy, but he just seems tooooo desperate! Unless you find someone as desperate as you you will never have a lasting relationship! TRUST ME!! Anyone with any confidence and independence is gonna go away quick when the other person acts like that! Act like a man! You're embarrassing yourself and most likely your boys!  You're cute enough and seem like a good catch as far as what you want, but you need to grow a pair!  Pleeeeease man up!

[Darcey & Jesse: Cougar Town]

She hopes to get publicity for her clothing line?? EVERYONE has a clothing line these days!! Next she will have her own line of parfumes ( "Choker # 5 " ), and will be in the studio recording her first album!

[Cortney and Antonio: Smelly Cat(fish)]

Courtney makes me want to scream! I hate the way she talks ( like she's dumb), I hate her personality

( boring ) , and I don't like her attitude! It just seems like she is turning up her nose to him like she almost was too good to be bothered with him!  She also seems very insecure, and being jealous will be her downfall! 

   I definitely love the Beavis & Butthead comparison!

" My name is Cornholio and I need TP for my bung hole!"