[S13 E13: Game Day]

11 hours ago, methadonna said:

 

Brilliant! <—- sorry, I thought I was writing a DCC bio and thus needed an exclamation point to punctuate every idea. 

This has all the makings of a country song title. Granted, I don’t know shit about country music, but I literally read it in my head to a melody. 

 

And, because I have the words for myself AND Victoria, I took a stab at it. (If I were a DCC or Teen Mom, I guess I’d film myself singing it while driving and then post it to Instagram (also while driving), but I’m not and I don’t, so you’ll have to just make up your own cliché of a country tune to hear it to. 

(DISCLAIMER: just like in all Law and Order episodes, the events and characters in this self-indulgent li’l country ballad ditty are totes fictional)

 

Don’t Let Your Daughters Grow Up to be Cheerleaders (inspired by @bombast)

 

She sat, stunned, mascara coating her face

For 18 years, she’d prepped for this place

A spot is yours, just fill out the form:

They’d promised her

Wouldn’t matter if she danced in everyone else’s space

Wouldn’t matter if she couldn’t get that waist

Blond hair, histrionically all over the place: she was a beautiful storm:

They’d promised of her

 

Mothers and fathers, don’t let your daughters limit their dreams to being cheerleaders 

 

She sat, not wanting to hear all the lead-up that would end with a “but”

Ten weeks of trying, don’t tell her she’s cut

A spot could be yours, but the job’s got to go

She thought they’d promised her

She’d spent a year on a lesser team, benched on her butt

Being a World Class DCC, she’d flip the script, —redemption; show them—; she knew in her gut

Now, at least she’d beat ‘em to the punch: No, ma’am, NO NO NO NO

Not what they’d promised her

 

Mothers and fathers, don’t let your daughters give up their jobs to be cheerleaders 

 

Four years, three full summers, heck, she’d devoted her adult life

Watched each friend advance a real career, grow up, become a mom, a boss, a wife

But she had a goal she’d set out to reach:

Though no one promised her

Inspirational! to fight and fight on through all of the strife

To achieve yes ma’ams and no pay, fit the mold, fit the shorts, maybe go under the knife

But giving up so much to wear so little: the lessons were rife; PERSISTENCE is the key, she now could teach

Because she’d promised herself

 

Mothers and fathers, don’t let your daughters waste their entire 20s to try to be underpaid, underdressed, autotronic walkdancing Madonna/whore dichotomies

 

Mothers and fathers, don’t let your daughters grow up to be cheerleaders

Love it!! I’m dancing. ?

[S13 E13: Game Day]

Lilly cut...ridiculous! Her first time in the office and she gets cut without any prior feedback. Lilly if you’re looking at this...DONT GO BACK! You deserve better. 

[S13 E12: Time's Up]

2 hours ago, KnyghtRyder said:

Still don’t have it showing in my library ?. 

Bummer. ?

Did you try clicking the link from the email iTunes sent out on Tuesday saying it was available?

[S13 E12: Time's Up]

I didn’t win 1.6 billion, however, iTunes posted episode 12 ?

[S13 E12: Time's Up]

Well, still haven’t seen the latest episode because it’s STILL not on iTunes, so I went back to Apple today and after almost an hour of haggling I got to a Senior Advisor that is in charge of the iTunes group. She said she sees the problem and saw all the complaints that have been filed from others and they are working on the issue and she will be personally taking charge of fixing the problem. She said as soon as the issue is resolved she will email me directly. Hoping that something good will come of this conversation. I’m sure everyone else on this forum has seen this episode by now, but I’m still holding out. 

[S13 E12: Time's Up]

Please let me know if anybody sees episode 12 on iTunes. 

[S13 E12: Time's Up]

Well my chat with Apple was totally worthless.  They sent me a link on how to download stuff from the iTunes Store. Really??? I give up. 

[S13 E12: Time's Up]

Same here. Got the email saying it was ready to download and this is the message I received. So frustrating. Who’s calling Apple? 

[S12.E05: Getting the Look]

4 hours ago, Dallasfan89 said:

Kinda sounded like herding cats... lol 

Yes, I listened again, you're right, herding. Well thank God someone in this world likes to heard cats. LOL!!! 

[S12.E05: Getting the Look]

25 minutes ago, Collette1104 said:

Kelli and Bess live on Facebook (from yesterday) but it's cute :-)

Did Bess just say she "hurts cats" in her job description???? ?