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Two words, boys and girls: FOOTBALL PHONE.

Dave, you're a monster. Also, someone with actual PS skills please make one of these for this: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/friendship-ended-with-mudasir

The restraint you just showed for not making a "You're dead to me!" joke is admirable.

I'm sorry, Timothy who? Looks like you mis-spelled his name there. :)

I've been missing my requisite con man show since White Collar went off the air (don't judge me). I doubt it will live up to Hustle, but I'm hoping for a Leverage-esque crime romp.

Dear Fitz & Radcliffe: When you correct someone that Ada's an android, not a robot, not only are you being assholes, you're being incorrect. Androids are robots BY DEFINITION. They're a type of robot, specifically a humanoid robot.

I was totally prepared to snarkwatch this show until you said Tarsem Singh. The Fall is one of the most under-rated films of all time (OF ALL TIME!) [See, Kanye agrees with me!] so it's probably worth a shot.

Khloe's award sounds more like a booty prize to me...

Literally me last night: Sitting down to watch the episode: "Well, now that we're finally done with this Flashpoint horseshit, Barry can stop obsessing about changing the past." (Barry IMMEDIATELY starts obsessing about changing the future.) Me: GOD DAMMIT.

Some of my favorite SNL sketches: Bill Hader's Alien Sportscaster sketch. I love Hader, and they did 2-3 of these and they're all just bonkers in the best way. This is the only clip I could find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b84Ra-etfd4 Z-Shirt: This one needs an explanation. The first half of this sketch aired early in the show, and the second half aired like an hour later, completely taking everyone by surprise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fgEpyu2gHU Darrell's House: Another one that only makes sense in total. Again, the first half aired early on, and is just weird as fuck. Then the second part airs later and it all becomes brilliant. Part One: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/darrells-house/n36356 Part Two: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/darrells-house-ii/n36360 Lastly, I'm still shocked this one, from the Richard Pryor show, ever aired: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2u1bpXVGHE

Good news! She has yet to meet her comics-canonical husband yet. Bad news! It's Iron Fist. I mean, it may be good, but I doubt it.

That book also figures heavily in to the lore of Dr Strange, which seems like not a coincidence.

I felt silly for a few minutes last week when I took Friday off from work just to mainline this show, but it seems I might have made the right call.

Favorite cartoon when I was a kid (literally taped the whole series onto VCR), Starblazers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItKC89IVEJc Still one of the best theme songs of all time. OF ALL TIME! Favorite cartoon as an adult: Legend of Korra. I love serialization, really. Both tell a long-term story with consquences and action.