Shellbell59

Oh my goodness I see familiar Apple carts here I can’t wait to see all your posts about married to medicine… I’m rolling my fingers in anticipation… It was a fun episode in my opinion I’m hoping I can post this… Give her a world

Couples trips and all of the OVER EXTRA...constant straight up...or undertones of “couple’s therapy” gets old...ITA I live for “Buddy and Daddy” dancing like nobody is watching!!!! 😊 oh… And Texas gal? I love the picture of the doggie on your apple tart

Wh...wha...wha..WHAT is hyappining... wh...why am I’m missing epeesodes!!!??? This show really F’s with my mind man… It seems where I am it comes on different days of the week and now we’re on season two number 38, 39 I can’t keep track? maybe it’s my cable? Maybe it’s my DVR but I don’t want to miss a bit of Angela and Tony… Boy he is something else when the sister of Angela shows up... and if that was last episode I don’t know now I can’t keep track… He..Tony SUDDENLY takes off on using the southern accent when talking to her what a ConMan what a groomer… As at were... He’s from Oregon... But he claims California… But that’s probably where he was in jail… I don’t know... Point being he doesn’t have a southern accent never did it I’ve never heard it and they’ve been on since the season one… He’s just a very conniving person. Anybody that malleable or can create a person to be AS malleable is the devil...IMNSHO

He’s back after 4 days...yesss ..Evidently he’s been “cattin’ around”...he is so dirty...dusty...who knows??? apologies for being So off-topic actually...this IS!☝️... it is AFTER ALL the RHOC on Bravo... ..not PBS...and Downton Abby...lol.... the people on real housewives of OC are pretty animalistic in my eyes… but really...Sorry for all the pet an animal posts…Just seems that there are quite a few people out there suffering the same loss at this time of year oddly enough

True ❤️ Tamra in 10 years when she inevitably gets facial hair...and a new dawg...🥴 She was told to pick up crocheting afghans...she just went and bought one...with her meeelyuns of $...!) i have always figured....10 years from now?...her dog would be prettier than she is... ...and the botch would still wear extensions and make her look alike dog fo the same...Where is Peta when you need them?...😂 (Poor Bronx 3 looks sad 😞) It looks like her baseballboobs have fallen and can’t get up...even Dubrow can’t help!!! that Botch Tamra!!!!)

You know?... i’ve given props to many of these posts… I’m sorry about your losses..truly.. Perhaps it’s because I’ve just been going through my own shit ... and all self involved and my cat Blackie has gone missing and I just can’t quite handle right now.. in other words I don’t want to face it... I’m so sorry for everybody else is going through the same thing I just thought I’d lose it if I got too into it because I’m probably avoiding the obvious...😩 ive been in my own head hoping for good results as my beloved cat Blackie (my grandfather’s name)...is missing... Blackie… Who is a totally black Manx adopted me…thankfully Bless his heart… I needed to be adopted at the time... He was abandoned…As was I... After an elderly couple had to pick it up and move when their kids came and got them and took them out of state… could only take two cats and left 3 feral cats they fed...) I didn’t know about the details of the story above until I saw this cat with a broken leg in my backyard and finally drew her out and fed her until now she’s the bad ass bitch of the neighborhood… After she arrived… It was about two weeks later this black Manx cat ( my missing Blackie)...from the same couple came and man...they didn’t get along … At all... but that’s been five years ago and now they lick each other ears in the morning when I feed them good dry food .. then I feed him a little bit of wet food in the afternoon… and I’ve made/built their winter houses with heating pads...They are made of Home Depot boxes… They work pretty well after all… Point being I love them and they are part of my family and I feel so sorry for losses of those family members by fellow posters. i just named them Blackie and Whitey because I didn’t know if they were lost to begin with... all these years later...I haven’t seen Blackie (the Manx) in 4 days...and I am worried sick… Anyway I’m sorry not to show my respect for you I just had to ignore my own loss I don’t know where he is or where to start to find him...Other than the obvious phone numbers we call to find an animal.. Thank you for listening… I’ve been out of my mind for several days and my posts probably reflect this… Thank you for listening Dammit I’m trying to put up an emoji Okoboji of a black cat and they’re all white... thats BS...

Oh my gosh I love your posts “else left!!!!” That biotch Siri..That came back “else left” when I’m trying to say L slut.... ive already strangled her sister Alexis.....nope..what is her name? aaah... Trust and believe…hah ....It was Alexis… She’s gone as well... I’ll cut a bitch if I have to… She lost her Extension cord and I don’t really give a shit…I don’t So go figure…bossy? Neither of those sisters are BOSS of Me!!! “Alexis and Siri? ...Don’t you ever.... either of you try to tell me ”I’m NOT bossy...I just know what you should be doing!” again... dont dare say that to me again “you’re not bossy...you just know what I should be doing” ??? well I have scissors and I’m not afraid to use them I will cut your charging cord and a New York Gina second! They are both dead to me those sisters Now...Back to the post and THE TEST OF THE STORY!!! trying to get a hold of you Libertarian slut but I can’t seem to get off one push letters on my phone to type so I had to give Siri another chance...… that with the caroled..Oh my God I don’t understand speaker text somehow it just garbles up everything...(dammit who invited Karl?) Eff it!!! speaker text I’m trying to say libertarians light… or liber taarians Lut!!! but it keeps correcting me to “Jane...you Ignorant Slut”.. ‘Jane Curtin.... Oh my gosh are you related to Lynn Curtain? the cuff lady from Howife from OC! (Eewornge kyouwntee kyaleefournyu?) love ya slut! im a biotch.beach ..bitch...... Dam..we..ALL...know what they say… Life’s a bitch until you’re lucky enough not to marry any three of us!… Dont marry me today..tits...been a rough day! health issues and upcoming holiday cooking... Why the fuck am I hearing football music in the background on repeat constantly?… It’s driving me crazy and I’m off my rocker I have not slept for too many hours I can’t even a race this post if I tried so…so sorry to all of ewe!!! Go Rams... Thank you for putting up with my shit... just please MoveOn… There’s nothing to see here... 👮🏽‍♂️👮 Maybe I am just flat out losing my shit because this is crazy town… Or is it orange county?

Intelligence vs Intellect... One is intuitive...and most often the other is learned... One can have more degrees than the thermometer qualifying them as ‘brilliant’ and educationally as an “intellectual “... however...they might meet an EXTREMELY-INTELLIGENT person with zero degrees and a second grade education that is smarter than themselves Trust and believe ...compare school learned “intellect” vs organic “ intelligence”... Organic intelligence will win and be ‘smarter every single time… Those that have the blessing to have both education and intelligence… Take it to the moon… It doesn’t get better! But for gods sake’s use it for good... and ultimately those that cannot afford the education but are as smart or more intelligent than yourself... Don’t be pretentious look at their CV and give them a chance

I loved it...every second until going into “basement” ? Cellar? shelter? Omgosh it was scary..and sirens... CBs on radio!?! exciting and scientifically fascinating at the same time (being a private pilot and knowing cloud formations)... I loved it almost as much as Iowa, Minnesota, and Wisconsin pork tenderloins! BOOYAH!! those tenderloins a dank AF....toatalllyyy prawps! (Aka totally props..in kyaleefournyun lingo...lol) that said... My heart breaks for ppl Whenever there is a hurricane… Or a tornado… Flood… Anywhere out there east of myself… I’ve always considered it the right coast… While I’m on the left coast. We have our earthquakes and we have our fires… Pray for us also please… im from Ventura CA... And my little town/city suffered horribly on December 4 from Thomas wildfire… Many friends I have had had for 20 plus years left the area in seconds..everything including any contact behind.... Fortunately the phone companies gave them new phones but different phone numbers...different phone numbers...sucked in some cases....and my own garage roof was burnt from embers on lemon tree in back yard... We cannot “board up” or “sandbag”...ahead of time earthquakes and fires...ZERO warning.... I am so blessed… It just seems like there’s always a disaster...please... just keep us in your prayers as well…we need them... Thank you

Right? Between phone and/or cable service...it’s become unbearable... on repeat...fo both.. They tell me it’s an “update”... then they say it’s “progress”... and half the time when I call I can’t get a hold of a real person and then when I do I realize I’m outsourced to Venezuela and enjoy to speak Spanish..great.. ...But when I am “outsourced“ to Mumbai...I‘m not familiar with Hindi language enough to converse efficiently... okay..AT&ATTor AAT...! JERKS...!...you INSTRUCT your employees (“slave labor”) to tell me the customer...it’s all “progress”?.... eff that... contruction of all tiny little mini McMansions in the OC California in the 80s-90s used to be called “progress“… Look at orange county today? Did we progress? I think not

Good point...!!!

Just wanted to say...hope things are better omg I’m shitting Twinkies I just had to suffer one of the longest phone updates ever... suddenly ended up with all these weird unicorns… I didn’t push any of those… But they somehow ended up in post and I can’t remove them… the only up side is they’re kind of cute in a “my little pony” way... rut roh...that last one just said “In Vino Veritas”... nah...they’re not that cute... they also speak Latin and “I definitely hate them” Doc Holliday… Circa 1881 I think I’ve been hacked by Tamra that’s stupid bitch conniving bitch omg...Seriously..Can you please help...? I’ve already tried calling my carrier and Apple....you’re all super smart and I’m old AF and lo tech...no shit... these damn unicorns just showed up on an email I sent to the arresting officer/arraignment judge of kid that jumped through my kitchen window....I don’t think he will take me seriously I can’t seem to get rid of these unicorns!!! They suddenly showed up after my last phone update....and I cannot remove them!!! They’re like leaches (at least leaches have a redeeming value..) but these amojiOkoboji avatar things are creepy they have taken over...send help if I don’t answer

IMO ...this is the most gorgeous version/image I have seen thus far of Emily.. those pumped up pursed lips are pulled back..natural look.... keep laughing gurl...and you just might make your season three!!! just don’t sell yourself out to the devil like Gina has fuck you Gina!

Fuck you Gina... you’ve never been to a weaneeing party unless we count the time you drank a bottle of wine by yourself after finishing your breastfeeding.... let’s change that to “times” you drank the bottle yourself since breast feeding and it never stopped party on Garth...Wayne and Gina!!! you kill me with you warbler uptone voice and feigned “responsible-like” BS gawd she Irks me...

Oh Brownwhen...thanks for this odd memory no..Obvi it’s not the same dress… But still...”simyuolar but dinfrent”... (That was a running inside joke between my late bestest friend...these weird terms we would make up.. We also called the store “Smart & Final”... we called it ”Dumb & Tentative ” 😆

Okay it’s either my lo tech issue or my phone Because I cannot seem to upload any link… So I’m just gonna spell it out for you… Don’t worry I won’t draw a picture I’ll just spell it out… LOL oh oh ..oh!!! See if I can send a screen pop of their site… LOL here we go I’m in a try again dammit I’m not gonna stop till I get it right🤣 Oh my God… It’s actually uploading we’re getting there we getting there and BOOYAH!!! we’ve got it tell Jen that “shellbell59 “ sent ya 🥴😉😉 wink wink ... good luck..those towels are like Lays potato chips...you can’t buy just one or 3...hilarious if one has a quirk sense of humor and friends/fam follow suit omg...everybody can see my fucking cart full of 38 towels!!! I hope this doesn’t bring on any crackers...as I cannot seem to remove the image… It might be a conspiracy theory but I don’t like to show anything personal as to time date and how many things in my shopping cart… LOL what the fuck I trust y’all...

OK I will try to do that I will try my best to send that to you but keep in mind I’m an old woman and very low in technology acumen… If nothing else I’ll just send you the actual “intercyberspacewebsite” address URPS office info 👍☝️ I’ll get right on that because I’ve had some bad luck trying to transfer “insert other media” or “choose these files” with the little paperclip next door below but I’ll give it a shot hell yeah! groovy.. I’m on it like white on rice…… LOL I have to go change my depends first but I’ll get back right back to you 😆

As it turns out I see another light at the end of the tunnel… LOL I took a screenshot of those tea towels that Brownwhen and Shaaawn... looked at in Lageewwwna?... anyway… I looked it up online and I had to put on a pair of depends…I laughed so hard (thank you Junie Allison (RIP) for the forever depending on you membership...Kimberly Clark!!!!! 👏 Yes I peed, I laughed, I cried... and now dehydrated perhaps as I’m laughing my ass off at all the difference towel quotes. I ended up going through and putting 38 in my shopping cart.… Then I went to contacts and found the number… And spoke to this lovely girl named Jen and she’s going to work out to work out a wholesale price! fingers crossed 🤞. I have three daughters… And five daughters in law… And with all the kids… These towels are the perfect gift for the right price… We all need to replace their kitchen towels on occasion...and these are fun... Thank God at least one good thing came out of this episode…I continue to have a hard time getting througg the whole thing. 🤣LMAO good heaven... All my above description… Comes across to me in the tone of freeway directions around LA a Suuuutheeern Kyaleefournyu!!! It’s like a song you hear and keep singing to yourself for 3-14 days...can’t shake it man!!!! The tone/timbre keeps playing in my head.. like Toooaataaaaly dudes!! Now I’m bushed...so I’m going to go sit down on my Kyaleefouryu Oak chaair!!😅 ..and vape..lol shout out to secondnaturebyhand in beautiful Wisconsin

I swear I can only take about 3 to 5 minutes at a time of this episode without laughing my ass off at the stupidity and wannabe behavior! okay...I just saw Brownwhen and Shaaawn...driving to Laguuunaaaah...“Tuvalu”... where they are checking the local for her “whining” party... they sound so much like the “Kaleefournyuns“ Saturday night live skit…(aka The Californians)..with their drawn out vowels...it cracks me uuuup!!!! I know I have an obsession for quirky humor… And I’m sorry to shove it down your face it may seem...But these episodes are so Arrested Development Bluth Family (from Newport Beach) sitchaayyyyshuns... and they all are living ridiculous satire sketch comedy “sotchuuwayshuns” like a Sketch comedy show mentioned above... Maybe that’s my light at the end of the tunnel it’s not a train… I used to be invested now I just laugh my ass off My point is… And I’m having a hard time making myself clear… everybody on the show is no longer “real“ to me they’re all caricatures of these characters in Orange County, suthuuurn Kyalifournyu!! 🤣

Granted… I’ve had some sleepless nights lately due to health issues and business crap...the of course start to take care of and taxes… But for the life of me I just can’t get through this episode! Lol I thought I had finished it but that was LAST episode...and it turns out I had at least 20 more minutes and missed the winning party..or is it weaning party? All I’ve seen was commercial break cutaway bit with Brownwhen in car talking about “uplift” gifts? Did I actually hear that right? I’ve seen comments about it but I’m not quite sure what’s going on there… Like I said these are turning into Ahah! moments...I’ve have two of these “moments” to date...and can only figure it must be a ‘12 step program’ to detox...and thankfully I have only 10 more ahah moments to go “weaning off” this crapola... I’m finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel… And it’s not a train… Hallelujah speaking of !Halelujah Tamra... The whole scene with Tamra Vicky and Emily was just another fucking kiss ass shit show… With Tamra being all stern and controlling and holding her own… She thinks… By the way I agree with that thread that she is scared shitless… Tamra that is. I...sooo wish Shannon (the pawn) would listen to herself and others when she’s trying to make excuses for that rat... However like Kelly I’m kind of losing patience for Shannon and her perpetual acquiescence to that stupid controlling behavior and sometimes a form bullying... I believe in the deepest part of my heart that Tamra has been a bully since she was a toddler...no joke... There is a pathology in her persona that just doesn’t add up… If she didn’t have the housewives she May have ended up in jail… “con”- iving” Biotch... Like I said before you don’t get that good without plenty and plenty of practice… Just saying I mention Tamra bully behavior as much as bullying can be an issue with 40-55 year old women since all are enabling the behavior and responsible for themselves Under aged?...kids? Now that is....Totally different...of course...no diminishing of real deal Bullying... i’m just not sure what other word to use to describe Tamra since it seems to be such a “cornerstone of her ‘Christian’ character” 🤮...in other words “once a bully always a bully”… Kelly is sounding like the (somewhat) most sane one Howife of them all...oddly enough. at least she has a backbone... I really don’t care for her and her personal life… But I think she’s great for the show… And this is all I have to say about that. LOL! found my “readers”...and corrected dummy Siri mistakes what a pain... thankfully I have my Faith FAMILY and Fitness!!! Cuz those are the only EFFs I give...so I just Fuck over my Friends... oops 😬...she left out a few “Effs”... Stupid cow Tamrat

Oh yeaas...I loved them as well! I loved to HATE them....lol 😆... to me... they seemed so damned pretentious...(“ Oh yes François speaks French”)....puleez.... my daughter knew the numbers, days of week...and how to pronounce the alphabet from several countries....it was part of her preschool curriculum in mid 80s with so many kids from ethnicity conscious families...it’s great..,but why would they be/act so haughty taughty about it??!!! of course those were the days when I also effing LOVED Bethenny F...and I’ll never forget her Jill Z impressions...and saying Alex and Simon ...”They would go to an opening of an envelope“.... regardless of her stealing that from Jensen Ackles Meeeemories..light the corners of my eyes...📝 visions of Barbra... ☝️I can’t even see what that emojiokoboji is...and for some reason...I cannot remove it...!!! eff me twice on Tuesday...my phone or this site is really after me...🤫...such BS ...and my post are doubled at times... time for me to go under DEEP cover...😎

Gawd I’m more behind on RHOC than I thought...more than an episode and a half...this is a major “Aha moment” I used to watch it as soon as possible...Bravo is in stale stinky jump shark mode across the board...IMO...it looks as though I am really sick of the stupid repetitive formula...(i’ve mentioned it… But now the proof is in the putting as my subconscious is actually following through..🙅‍♀️) It just donged on me 🤦‍♀️... I haven’t watched RHONJ in long time...seasons...disgusted me Atlanta tapings on DVR are stacked up.. RHBH Wow...I have 8 eps from last season never watched ....NEVER even tried to watch Dallas..(although I understand it must be good.... It’s just that it’s been on too many seasons and I’m not invested enough to give a shit)... Potomac?...same stupid formula… I just think I’m watching that to see if Karen Huger hairline is eventually not be a “hairline” anymore...And I’m starting to think I watch real housewives of orange county to see if Kelly’s hairline is going to be catching up with Karyn’s… LOL… Seriously she needs to keep the bangs... Thank gawd for RHONY.... so many howives are harder and harder to watch they are all so “calculated”...in the sage words of Kelly and Tamra...🤣...you two should go play some chess!!!🤣...Or Russian roulette might be better for us all Tamrat is the worst of all...Now the Vicktim is gone...Tamra...talk about a C u next Tuesday!!! What a passive aggressive gaslighting bitch she is…Tamron most definitely takes the 🎂 in disgusting behavior...And you could tell from that meal with Shannon… She has been running circles around everybody since the time she came of age… You don’t get that good at fucking and controlling ppl... unless you’ve been doing it for a very very long time...con woman working the hustle... when time comes...and she gets kicked off of real housewives...I hope she ends up on “locked up”...”licked after lock up”.... .and any other of those Jail/prison shows... she is such a fame whore… She’d sacrifice time behind Barz to stay on reality TV… Stupid bitch my next post?... I’ll tell y’all what I REALLY feel!!😆

It might interesting after all...hopefully so because it’s been a “try too hard= flat line” of a season thus far... fire em..I say 💪 that may not be the emojiokoboji I wanted...but close enough...arggh

As usual..L Slut...drop the mike!!! hope you’re on the mend and feeling better...truly... and as for arrested development?…I love me maritime law references lol 😆.....hah!!! Along with EVERY Bluth family legal issue...especially this guy from all the Christopher Guest movies...and lastly...Henry Winkler atty and constant deserved threat of what would be a malpractice suit...but never does happen...😁of course.... feel better