jenrising

Thomas's suit looks like it's trying to run away from him. Which I can understand. He even creeps his own clothes out.

Thanks for that link. What a disgusting human being.

Aside from the color, her hair is the same as mine in my 5th grade class picture when my mom let me do my own hair. I was 10, and it was the late 80s. What's your excuse Bratz?

I can't find it online right now, but there were two versions of the credits. One that does cut out the middle part of the song, so it does seem like he goes from being in Philly, to "whistling for a cab" to Bel Air. Just kidding. Here's the full version: Here the shorter one:

Pretty much all the episodes this week have been boring, but today I saw the light. Between Liam making a Photoshop Franken-Steffy (shade???) and the whole Forrester/Spencer clan gathering to celebrate the greatest love of this month/our time, I give up. Too much stupid.

I just went to the website to check this, and it definitely says "the north side of west philly" which is very strange. Now, it could just be this is a fake email, like the fake texts they do, but it doesn't make any sense for anyone who lives here to say that. And, technically, "Michael's house" is in northwest philly. So, makes even less sense. Anyway, it's really funny because now I wonder if there are a lot of these seemingly pointless wrong things in other cities.

Once I got over the weirdness of watching Nev and Max drive through my neighborhood, I liked this one. Especially because Michael didn't play couch and hug at the end. He was very mature about the whole thing, but unwilling to be wheedled into that fake nonsense. Go Michael!

Holy hell, I don't think I can take Katie Cassidy and Emily Kenney "acting" in the same episode. Show, PLEASE do not put them in a scene together. I'll have to drink a whole bottle of bourbon.

That's the rub. He was both. I feel like the subtitle of this show should be: It's more complicated than you think. Because every part of this mess was. Except for the worst part, the actual murders.

Yeah, I don't remember anyone caring about Superlatives in high school, but we also didn't do photo shoot for them. I think it was just one page in the yearbook, and we voted in September, so it was old news by the time it came out. What I do remember is in 8th grade we had this "Middle School wouldn't have been the same if..." at my all girls school. Those were really messed up. Mine was "If she was ever here," because I was extremely ill and missed over a month of school. My best friend's was, "If she ever smiled." Her father died that year. Children are evil.

I know this is kind of OT, but that is not accurate. Premiums are set by the insurance companies within whatever the ACA and state requirements are. And, of course, the levels of coverage. Income only determines what kind of subsidy a person gets to lower the premium cost. So if Cait lived in my state and wanted the same plan I have, we'd pay the same amount because my income is outside the subsidy range, even though I make a tiny percentage of what she does.

Gah, this show infuriates me. Because I'm super interested in everyone on the bus, except for queen of the world, condescending, close-minded, arrogant Caitlyn. Also: college students look like toddlers when did I get so old????

True, and it's for no good reason. If they really wanted to put Quinn an Liam together alone, just send them to boinkberry island.

The only good thing I can say about the Quinn storyline is at least her secret plan makes her wild mood swings re: Liam and Deacon more sensible, if you can use that word to describe this utter nonsense. I will give Steffy this, she knows her ex-waffle. Looking for Liam? Check with every woman he's ever met, those are really the only places he'd go. Also: I like Kim Matula's hair and "Bratz, please" subtext.

Dr. Hardon makes housecalls. Where can I send my address? As for the show: terrible, stupid. Maybe it was just because ken doll Zende and middle school play Sasha hurt my head, but I actually kind of loved the final scene with Katie and Bill.

Yep, mine was a big envelope. Early admission, too. In fact, I think mine had a big "Congratulations" on the front which... spoilers!

It would be bad enough if he just didn't know who he was, but the fact that Quinn is actively lying to him about their relationship is a double violation. So gross.

I'm sure Wyatt would be happy to help out with his baby brother-nephew or sister-niece. Puke. Show, please don't. Though, I'm pretty sure Steffy's next in line for a stupid plot pregnancy. She's refertile, right?

See? I try and watch shitshow and again, it kills me. Can I have amnesia, too? Today, Steffy says "Eventually you have to move on." EVENTUALLY? It's been what, two days, you frozen-faced moron? Ugh. Also: I'm really annoyed they are doing this Quinn/Liam thing with him having amnesia. The actors are great together and there could be a interesting story here, but I can't enjoy a second of it. Especially if The big difference between this and the True Blood storyline is Eric didn't hate Sookie, and would have happily boned her for days with or without his memories. I wouldn't buy it in the real world, but I could enjoy it (for many reasons) in fiction.

"For Pale-Denim Dingus Warehouse, I'm Dylan McKay." I'm crying. Ugh, Dylan is so terrible.

OJ, didn't realize you had internet access. Wait, should I call you Juice? ;)

No, Brenda did tell Dylan about seeing someone in Paris, when she came back. He graciously forgave her (eyeroll), but didn't admit that he'd cheated, too. So it's worse because he had every opportunity to come clean when she did, and he decided not to. Even without the best friend thing, it makes him much worse, in my book.

I think the other issue with Cuba as OJ is there's no key thing for them to make him look right. Marcia Clark's hair, Cochran's glasses and 'stache really help them a lot, but aside from prosthetics they probably can't afford, there's not much to be done.

I think I'm having some kind of delayed mortification after watching that video. So many school dances ended with the electric slide in the gym. But good memories of going up to NYC to buy my first (and only, it turned out) pair of docs. God, they smelled so bad, I wore them pretty much year round. My poor mother.

Yeah, as much as the establishing shots are a waste of time, without them, I shudder to think. Maybe we can petition to replace them with shots of Det. Hardon doing, well, anything.