First, I have to thank you all b/c I have not laughed this hard in a while. I am here at work and had a minute so I thought I'd check to confirm that all of you were thinking what I was thinking when I watched this show. And, you did. But I cracked up out loud reading the snark !!
Darcey - She looks older than 42 and she looks much worse than her sister does. The only saving grace for her is that he is coming from Amsterdam so to me it does not seem so obviously ridiculous like the others..... He is not coming from the 3rd world and she claims he has a job as a personal trainer, etc. I'm curious to see how this turns out but have no doubt that if he comes here and they marry, it will not last.
The guy with chic in the Amazon - OMG, what on earth is wrong with him? It is utterly ridiculous to think they are in love. There is a big age difference, a huge cultural difference, major financial differences, education differences, etc. What do they have in common? They don't even speak the same language!! He's another one who realizes he is too dorky to get a "hot" girl here so he has to go to the Amazon to find someone who will dance in a bikini for him. So sad. But so funny with all those lockers and stuff he was bringing!! I had/have trouble believing this is real!! And the coming attractions - this guy gets in real danger it seems.
The guy with the girl in Haiti - I think they said that the 64 year old "ex" lives in Haiti 6 months and DR 6 months. I think that's why she is not with him full time. She wants to go to America and he is not the right sugar daddy for that. How embarrassing that she is one year apart in age from his daughter. Another Nikki situation most certainly. Again, so sad, but oh so funny - he'd bringing evening dresses and panties for her to sell ??? LOL its too much. Where does TLC find these people?
