De-lurking to say how much more entertaining everyone here is than the actual show! Thank you everyone. This comment reminded me that mom tried using a leash on me (millions of years ago) because she said I was very little, very fast, and had no sense of personal safety. Only problem was, since I had a leash, I decided I needed to be a dog and crawl. This got mom some really dirty looks from people who assumed I was too young to walk because of my size 😆 and the leash era didn't last too long.