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Is it wrong that I hope Jamie and Beth stay together just so they don't screw up anyone else's families?

Is this a live thread or would the results be posted in a spoiler thread? I'm in Alaska where this won't air for a few more hours and am hoping to be spoiled.

Doesn't it often take weeks if not months to get visas in much of the world? And for a TV show, that would mean for camera crew and production staff as well. I think Albania had to be planned much longer ago than they are portraying.

Oh no! Never ivory! It had to be a very stark, bright, pure virginal white tower!

She's someone who confuses being an asshole with being interesting. She either can't read the room or she revels in not doing so because she thinks it makes her quirky and fun. I can't imagine her in a successful relationship with anyone, but I would say the same of Jamie. They didn't ruin any families when they matched the two of them.

I wonder if she's *still* swilling lemonade to try to rust that quarter out of her digestive track.

For me (not the least bit hep), it's another cast of owl celebrities. (whooooo?)

The FemiClear Joie de Hooha commercial where the lady's yeast-free vagina breaks out into song several times at yoga class. No. Just no.

If there was ever a time for a cliché pageant answer, this was it. She could have launched into a feel-good spiel about how the star represents the hard work and determination it takes to stay at the top of your game and earn the honor of representing the Cowboys, whether as a player or a cheerleader. And oh yeah, ending hunger, bullying, and achieving worldwide peace.

My Mom walked through the living room while I was watching, spotted her, and said "Look, it's busted Pebbles!"

She drove me nuts too! On FNS they hit them over the head with having a "concept" and "POV" for their proposed show if they win. Although she changed it several times, she started out with calling hers "Cooking in Stilettos."

The moment someone starts telling her something she needs to hear but doesn't want to hear, she goes into beast mode. Doesn't matter if it's one of the contestants or her own family member. I hate to say it, but that immediate white-hot anger face she makes reminds me of Casey Anthony's personality. Immature and in complete denial of the facts, and not budging about it.

It certainly knocked "roll tide" out of contention!

I'm convinced she's in with the Russian and played a role in crashing Axe's network. I'm not convinced we've seen the last of Malkovich.

A new low for Chris Harrison. He's always done their dirty work but I don't think he can redeem himself in my eyes. If they were on the fence (har har) at all about Hannah B, last night's meet-5-men segment should be proof she's a mistake. Sure, she'll do whatever they say. Just badly, incoherently and annoyingly teeth-suckingly the whole way. I made it through Juan Pablo, Prince Whatshisname, DeAHHHna and all 3 Nick Viall iterations. I’ll continue hoping for a last minute announcement by TPTB that Hannah B has withdrawn for “personal reasons.” Colton jumped a fence and the show jumped the shark.

I don't think I can watch a whole season of that smug beaver tooth smile with inarticulate ramblings in vocal fry. I was really, really hoping they'd reach all the way back to Elyse for the next Bachelorette. Mature, articulate and more likely to be "right reasons." Silly me!

As soon as Michelle mentioned her design inspiration was a child with autism and Anthony Ryan mentioned his design being inspired by a deaf person, I knew they were both going to get high marks no matter what they sent down the runway. I'm fully convinced the judges are armed with prior knowledge before the runway walk and the chats with the top and bottom designers.

This list really dates me and I realize it may not be of any relevance to the targeted demographic of the show. I have never followed rap or hip hop so I would not recognize performers of those genres even if they were not in costume. I'd like to see if any of these folks could fool the masses: Tyra Banks, Maureen McCormick, Carnie Wilson (or any other Wilson Phillips participant), Peter Frampton, Frank Stallone, Eddie Murphy, Jack Wagner, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Vanilla Ice, any member of Hanson, Lis Loeb, Jakob Dylan, Montel Jordan, Natalie Imbruglia.

I also thought of Bobby Sherman, Sean Cassidy, Toni DiFranco and Leif Garrett. Not sure any of those are still performing, so I think Donny Osmond is the best guess.

The kids showed more personality than most of the competitors. During the carousel portion, Colton introduces himself to one little girl who says "I saw you, I watch The Bachelor with my Mom all the time." According to my closed captions, a nearby girl then says "My Mom won't let me." Hmmm...as a parent, if you don't think the content of a show is appropriate for your child to watch, why would you allow your child to appear on that very show?

Seemed like too many obvious production shenanigans at play in the first episode. What a coincidence that she just happened to have the bag of the first contestant she ran into! The whole thing struck me as a bargain basement version of the History Channel show "Alone," where the participants do all the filming themselves.

So glad to see others agree about her wardrobe! The styles have been lacking (that horrible satin robe dress and the initial Vegas outfit) but the color palette is awful. Her styles apparently thinks she looks good in dried blood red, mushroom and black. The sequined dress last night that changed colors with the light didn't translate well over my TV...was it black with dried blood colored stripes? The pink dress at the end of the group date was nothing special but at least it was a departure from the usual dour colors.

It's not as bad as what I had been anticipating -- Ship Lap Gaines.

Agreed. I would love to hear Wild Bill reciting any of "The Captain's Verses" poems by Pablo Neruda.

Bad color, bad fabric, bad style and unsuitable for the occasion. If she were going to wear a robe to the cocktail party, she would have been better off sticking with the one from the spa. Maybe she borrowed it from Tia, the queen of wearing everything 1/4" longer than necessary to hide a sanitary pad.