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On 9/29/2022 at 1:31 PM, bravofan27 said:
Calling someone your bf at 40 sounds weird to me
Try in your 50's. While dating I called by BF my manfriend and someone said is he gay? So I went to boyfriend, or just said this is MY MAN SO KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF BITCHES.
7 hours ago, Kid said:Josh needs to run FAR and run FAST.
I think he already did.
Number nine on the dating tips: Demand to go look for diamond engagement rings. Your date will love it.
Number ten: Demand to meet his parents right away. Your date will love it.
48 minutes ago, Tuneful said:She seems to have no concept that a person with a real J-O-B is very busy.
I have been up since 5, worked all day, came straight home, chilled alone for about twenty minutes, then did grad school homework. I still need to exercise, medicate and feed my dog. It is 6:50 CST and no, needy Male Equivalent of Natalie, I do not have time to cater to your weird emotions.
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On 9/28/2022 at 9:52 PM, Scout Finch said:
Both she and Betty
coulddesperately need a salon makeover.FTFY
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22 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:
Hola, mis amigos y amigas! Is everyone having a good week? I had a lovely day doing nothing (well, I gave myself a facial) and am looking forward to getting my snark on.
My week started oddly. The former teacher was not consistent, and i am the definition of consistency, and well....
"FUCK YOU MOTHERFLUFFER I AM DRIVING TO PIZZA RANCH TO BUY PENCILS."
Welcome to setting 4 peeps!
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19 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:
I bet Sparkles is fuming.
Good.
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5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:
No stroller for Mylah?
Then Yara can whine that she has to carry her!
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1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:
I don’t like violence but if Jamal wanted to kick Usman’s ass I’d be watching like whoa!
PAY PER VIEW!
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3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
And can you IMAGINE the chaos that would ensue if this whole crackerjacks family actually thought "Hey, yeah, great idea, let's all help Charlie!". The help would consist of the whole lot of them getting in Charlie's face and yelling at him. It seems to be the only way they interact with each other.
If my family rolled in to do an intervention, i would crack open a cold one and say: Get the f*ck out. Ya wanna know why I drink? You. And you. And you. You, too! I believe you were all leaving?
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Just now, Mindthinkr said:
Pours a big glass of the Pinot Noir that’s open 🍷 Here you go 😊
You are so sweet. Allow me to share some select cheeses, olives, pickles and smoked meats.
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Just now, Hotel Snarker said:
I am totally over Family Chucklefuck.
I ff through the criminal enterprise family. They ALL drink too much.
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5 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:
Red or white? I have both.
Yes.
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I am going to be a triple licensed teacher. I don't want to listen to Whiner Forty Niner whine about her boobs. Again. I need wine.
No, vodka.
No, tequila.
No, fireball.
No, a long island ice tea the size of Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas.
AND A MF'ER STRAW
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17 minutes ago, kacesq said:
Does Yara do anything other than whine?
No.
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Jovi, you do have to side with someone. It is the woman you sleep with mf'er.
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On 8/21/2022 at 8:26 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:
That’s okay. I bought a coconut cake today. For myself. A whole fucking cake. To be meted out in single serving size portions. Maybe.
I had four.....FOUR cheeseburgers from McDonalds yesterday. I am not ashamed.
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1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:
She's a friend of Yve's, who is one of the squad of friends that were so rude to Mo.
I was hoping Spahkuls would stomp out into the neighborhood, it might not go well for him in that neighborhood.
Thank you!
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5 minutes ago, magemaud said:
Then I like left a note in his locker and he told his friend that like he wasn’t going to sit with me at the lunch table and then I like gave him back his promise ring
And I am NOT sitting with him at the pep rally!
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Who is Tatiana?
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12 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:
Can we call him sparkles from now on? John would knock his teeth out, I get the impression dude knows how to brawl hard.
I think Jahn would take out Sparkles in two punches.
2 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:And drunk Bostonians are wicked killah.
I have heard. Am I surprised? Not really.
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2 hours ago, gingerella said:
Seriously. Kobe hasn't explained the situation in Ohio either. The African diaspora takes care of it's own in countries like the US, UK, and EU. Kobe's friend can probably hook him up with connections that will get him a job with at least the promise of the ability to support his family. He ought to tell her unequivocally that he is going to be going to Ohio right after the wedding to explore options there AND explain to Father Emily that they WILL be moving out because they need to stand on their own two feet. If Father Emily whines about that shit then he can fuck right off with his righteous indignation about them living in his shitbox of a home. Then Kobe can start working in Ohio, visit the shithole that is Salinas with 4 token black people in it when work allows, and then move Emily to Ohio ASAP. She needs to STFU about every damn thing already. I fucking hate this wench. Lazy, check. Entitled, check. Leech, check. Bitch, check. Shitty mother, check, Check, CHECK, C.H.E.C.K.
Can you be more clear and tell us how you really feel @gingerella
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Watched it, ff through everything except Emily and Kobe. I have no words for any of it. Emily's parents are such enablers. "I was going to retire i a few years" You still can, my man! Make a plan to change the locks in three months AND STICK TO IT. They are 34 and 30 ffs.
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I really need people to weigh in on mother Patrick. Why do people feel the need to dictate their kid's lives? "My grandchild will be brought up in AMERICA!" Maybe, maybe not. If i were Thais I would get pregnant and move to brazil just to annoy her.
Temperature is getting a lot of mixed reviews, but i like him. Why can't ANYONE tell Emily to shut up, listen and compromise?
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Watched the newest episode. JOAN FOR THE WIN! Joan is Sherlon's mom and does not condone his shit. Ari finally did the right thing: sit back, shut up and let Sherlon dig his grave. Watched that part twice.
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13 hours ago, Breedom said:
Shy will eventually stop sharing her thoughts and feelings with him, because who wants to be shot down all the time?
I am that way, at times, with my MIL. She has corrected my grammar, twice, in front of others. Yes I know it says more about her than me but it still hurts. I am in my 50's, not nine. And you are not my grammar teacher. Heck, I TEACH KIDS HOW TO READ.
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On 7/18/2022 at 1:28 PM, Natalie68 said:
Who knows. My cousin's daughter was never Jewish yet she created a past that says she was so she got a birthright trip and was married by a rabbi. I KNOW her history. I don't know how she accomplished all of this. My uncle, her grandfather, was also a major bull shitter/grifter so apple didn't fall far.
Kinda love it when people acknowledge their family members who are/were grifters. Full disclosure: I had an uncle who bragged about cheating insurance companies. Died at 51. Karma?
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90 Day Fiancé: Pillow Talk
in 90 Day Fiancé: Other Spinoffs & Specials
My hubby is my eros and phila love of my life, and my kids are my storge loves of my life. Deal.