Mrs. Hanson

That fanny pack reminds me of the scene from Sex and The City (series) when Samantha is all hot for an older guy, then sees his ass naked. She is outta there so fast......that is how I would be that that fanny pack. "Sorry, gotta go......" I must have a dirty mind as I thought he meant he texted "So do you wanna f*ck tonight?" Yes, just the line to use on FutureStepmother. "So how did you two crazy kids meet??" "Well......" How come I learned more about Nigeria in one simple Google search than Angela ever learned while falling in love with her prince?? RUN MICHAEL RUN!!!!

Yep - I used to joke that my ex and I made good parents because we were kinda dull in terms of a social life before so staying in all the time was not a stretch. Chloe is UNPREPARED in every sense of the word!!! "Mom!! I DO GET THIS!' No, no you don't. Stay at the alt high school - unless you are paying for day care.

We usually are, lolol!!!! Nothing will help his personality. @CoachWristletJen - I seriously chocked on my coffee: "Ricky's penis is upset, it planned the whole trip." OMG GIRL!!! Thank you for the laugh of the day!!! All the posters here are way too funny!!!!

I thought Jon paid for Lucy's daycare? I think someone did the math, based on a GoFundMe page that they had set up to help them see each other, and based on that timeline, Jon can't be the father. I hope her older daughter's dad is watching - not sure I want my kid around a hothead IF he makes it to the states. Big if there...... Why these two are together......he wants a docile African woman or a docile American woman who is HIS age and does not smoke. She wants FIDDY FIDDY in a relationship but she really wants to steamroller him with her gigantic breasts. That cleavage was about twelve inches long!!! Michael, she does not live in downtown Atlanta, near a hub of business. She lives in a 1000 sq foot mobile home with her very ill mother, her daughters and their kids in Backfork Georgia. Michael, you can do better than a 63 year old (she AIN'T 52!!!) and your one friend is fine. I wanted those parents to get up, take their daughter and say firmly: This whole thing is OVER. I don't have a daughter but if my son was sitting there, saying "She is only nice to me when my parents are around" - GAME OVER. They can't manage a taxi ride to CT from NYC without an argument. Just let him cook the friggin' steak and rice!!!

This whole cast gives me a headache. Yes McKayla should have made the call - she wants to be a big girl....be one!!! . Clearly Chloe's mom is a weak person, look at her actions now: Max is over all the time, gets his mail there and she is going to address it? I would have addressed it ASAP, told him to go home and sent his mail back to him, politely remind him that he has his own home. Like Diego cares two cents about the unborn. His parents are worthless too. Emily's mom was simply bringing up options, as any sane rational person would and should do!! I hope Emily falls in love with her baby as she watches her friends go to college, travel abroad, study art in France, cooking in Italy, hiking the Rockies, etc.......cause the view from a changing table after your baby has diarrhea is not quite as spectacular. (In full disclosure, I was one of those gooey moms over my babies.....but I had them at age 32 and 34!) Patting myself (and others here!!!) on the back time: I told my sons, bluntly and gently: having a baby takes away a TON of choices. You gotta be ready for it. Because, Chloe dear, your life is GONNA change.....like 100%. If that were my daughter chatting about going back to her old school for her senior year, I would flat out say: Who is gonna pay for day care? I am at work. In MN the average cost is around $13,000 per year. Roughly $270 a week. In home might be less. "And daughter dear, YOU are bring her and picking her up. Not me." But Chloe knows what she is doing, right??

He thinks Max was either stoned or many McNuggets short of a Happy Meal. That, and he said "His eyes are DEAD!" Then Diego shows up and he says "Oh Geez, another Rhodes Scholar?" I wont even get started on his dialogue when Dumb and Dumber had to move the gas can......

My hubby thinks Max is baked.

Bringing up the topic of abortion, along with carrying the pregnancy to term and either keeping said child or choosing not to parent are all needed, sane choices. For Diego to be all holier than thou is unwarranted, all I can hear is him in seven or so years: "Yeah well your Gramma Bridget WANTED TO ABORT YOU" in some sort of weird game. I would tell daughter: Meet him in the driveway, coparent at Caribou, he aint coming in my house.

I want to screen shot the "shot" of May when she sees the bowl of french fries. The girl practically jumped out of her high chair. Like is that hard to cut up apples or bananas and make them into finger foods? Or grilled chicken into strips? I know I hammer on this a lot but this is the first generation of kids who will have shorter life spans than their parents due to obesity and inactivity. Pediatricians are seeing Type 2 Diabetes and ARTHRITIS in little kids - both linked to heavy kids. I would salivate at that open market in Morocco. And to have a freshly killed chicken?? Yes please.

I think you are onto something.......perhaps denying they met so they can get the TLC $$$?

Oh Nicole - don't ever change.

No way no how would I let my baby sleep so far away from me unless my mom was in the room with the baby or something. But I suppose you can't get busy with a baby sleeping right there so let's move her downstairs. That way I can put my needs above hers. Problem solved!! See, I actually love judging these idiots on tv. You signed up for, you get what is coming. Idiots. Except Lucy. I think he thought "Oh Geez - the crap is about to get real. They are REALLY here and I may have written a check with my mouth that my ass can't cash." Oh Angela - not sure what to make of you and Michael. If you are 52 then I am 38. I have said this before but I remarried last fall. Dated for five and half years, engaged for a bit over two before we were wed. My kids call him.......First Name. No forcing anything on anyone. I don't even refer to him as their stepfather, I just call him First Name. I don't force anyone to spend time together unless they want, they do need to show him respect as I believe he has earned it. I seriously think the first time they saw us kiss was our wedding day, lol!

Amen! I grew up middle class, I can't ever say we were poor BUT: My parents knew how to make people feel welcome, came from blue collar working folks and proud of it. They taught us manners, taught us to be polite, and it did not cost a dime. I did want to tape Michael's mouth shut in that shopping bazaar when they were looking at Nigerian dresses. "This one? This one? That one? Try this one!" Over and OVER. Stop badgering her!!! Then.....he calls her fat. I was like oh no this is not being filmed.....yes, yes it is!!! Then she hit him? Not a full on slap but still.....unacceptable. Good thing she stopped smoking - eyeroll here. And I love the Goodwill. My thrifty self raised a son who works there part time while attending college, lol!!! Some of my favorite dresses came from Goodwill/Savors, etc. They all look better than that outfit she had on. She is 52 like I am 40. (I am 53, btw!)

Just saw a rerun in Pittsburg - so we all know what that means!! Lots and LOTS of references to the Steelers and the Pirates. Micah won (she was the girl) not to be confused with Tyler, another girl. We had the standard goth type girl with a Friday the 13th wedding. Not my thing and she placed fourth. Not everyone wants a appetizer that looks like a bloody finger. Super Sporty Girl came in fourth. Too bad but she was a hoot at all the weddings!! I can't chap too much on having your reception at PNC Park, where the Pirates play as I am sure my older son would have a wedding reception at Target field here in Mpls someday if he could, lol!

I hear you, but Blanch did say "I saw Elvis himself" so I believe it was written that Elvis was walking through the gift shop. She wanted to increase the value of the shakers! Again, I am sure the writers never thought people would be still be so in love with this show so many many years later!!

I just caught an error and forgive me if it has been brought up before: The garage sale is going on, a customer wants to buy the Elvis Presley salt and pepper shakers. Blanches balks, and says she saw the King walking through the Graceland Gift Shop. He could not have, as Graceland did not open to the public for tours until 1982 and Elvis died in 1977. Yes I am both a Golden Girls Geek AND an Elvis Geek. So there. Snow Apple - when I was in college I knew GG was going to be huge in reruns when we would go to some guy's dorm to pick them up to out and......have bible study. The guys would be "QUIET! THE GOLDEN GIRLS ARE ON!!!" When you are attracting young 19-21 yr old guys for a show aimed at older women.....you have a a hit.

She could have been like me - I started labor on my own on Saturday, contractions started and stopped (and started and stopped) all weekend. Went in on Monday to be induced, finally had my first born in the evening. I jokingly tell him his birthday is the 13th, 14th AND the 15th!! Heck, if it took a few more hours he could have been born in on the 16th! The point is Laura could have labored all day and into the next but it sounded like she delivered after lunchtime. And yes - Little Sister will get to share a cake EVERY year with favorite first grandchild. Which is fine if Little Sister wants to, I just don't catch that vibe from her. Because you wanted to bone?

If I were attending a wedding where children were guests, and there was a candy station? I would pass -too many germy hands on that candy, lol!!!!

I had my kids in 1997 and 1999 and I was married to their father. I was still asked if he was to go on the birth certificate, he was the assumed legal father in MN. I agree - she had to go to the Netherlands cause she went through all the guys in CT. I mean, saying outright: "I am begging to be loved" kinda sums it up right there. I still think it was incorrect to put the man who is not the biological father down as the father. He could, possibly, get custody of that child someday. Just leave the space blank. You are denying Lucy her true heritage and possible child support from that dad. Dads are, in my opinion, very underrated and dismissed in society today. I am glad Jon is stepping up but let's not let Bio Dad off the hook. Edited to add: I love Dr Pimple Popper but the thought of sending an umbilical cord through the mail is quite disgusting to me!!! GROSS!!

I just watched the episode with the famous "Those who didn't RSVP may see themselves to the deck" - Tanisha was that bride, fyi. I think what flew under the radar were the ages of Sarah, her groom and their combined kids. Sarah was 21, Groom was 34, his son was 16, their little son was 3. Wow!! He was a teen dad then got her pregnant a bit young, too, and she was underage as well. I think the fact that she was taller than him took up some chatter but I was reaching for my calculator, lol! I liked Ricky Dea - she was on a $7000 budget so I was all in, lol. Of course she came in fourth. Tanisha, the third place bride was a little over the top with "entertainment" as she brought in a dance troop, herself included) so she was bored if there was no entertainment! I guess sitting and chatting with your guests is not enough for her! Amy the bling bride came in first.

I need to pay better attention - I missed that!! I was so focused on that fanny pack......

True - but will she be able to go against the grain and get with a guy that identifies as non religious? That is a BIG deal to many parents, no matter what country they are from.

I can not stand those "Wuv to the Wescue!" ads. Just....no. I have a feeling many people may find the "Turketarians" annoying but dang....they crack me up!!! "What is this? Thanksgiving?"

"She is super religious? WOW!" You know that is a question a lot of people get out of the way, especially if there is a chance of having kids together. They arrive and act all honorable when in reality he probably has been jacking off to her, nightly. Then he put off as she doesn't want to get busy the first night? Tarik, Tarik, Tarik...... Jesse and Darcy can't ride in a friggin' taxi from NYC to CT without a major argument, tears, crying and hurt feelings over.......wait for it......an elbow. Jesus Mary and Joseph Jesse, all Darcy said was "I am moving over, I am getting poked by your elbow." Jesse went into a mild rage that was scary, like scary fast and just plain weird. "Good Lord there is NO PLEASING YOU!!!" Jesse, most men want their girl to be, oh I don't know......comfortable? And not take it as an affront to them. Then later he blamed HER: "You make me so mad, you make me angry!!" Classic abuser shit right there - it is all the other person's fault. Per the whole "Let's call Jon Daddy!!!" Rachel, SLOW YOUR ROLL. It bugs me when people have this agenda in their head then get pouty when the other person balks. I have been remarried for almost a year and my kids call my hubby by their first name. He didn't raise them, takes zero credit for any of it (wise man!) and frankly it never occurred to me to ask them to call him anything BUT his first name. Not any derivative of Dad, Papa, nothing. Rachel, get married, let things spring organically and let Lucy take the lead. Trust me on this one!!! PS - Dang if that Lucy is not the cutest baby ever.

Raising hand softly.......I like that show!! I feel so satisfied when she cleans out all that gunk!!!