Mrs. Hanson

He was dating a Laker Girl - not the L.A. kind - the kind that scrapes barnicles off of boats in the Great Salt Lake. I loved Andy, too. A grown up, yet goofy guy who brought out the best in Hayley.

Not to go off topic but I am a bit of of an Elvis fan (and I have been for a loooong time, lol!) Priscilla once said, looking back, that her parents knew she would have been such a pain to live with they let her go, with very strict conditions. Elvis held up his end of the deal - no shnick-shnack until marriage......many long years to wait for that, lolol! I know!!! I would be - "Go. Away."

That's it!! I am waiting for Sophia Vergara to break out in COOCHIE COOCHIE COOCHIE! at any given time. When Phil was talking to Luke about college, giving him a pep talk, and Luke was all down on himself, I wanted Phil to tell Luke what a great job he did at the Country CLub!

I am with you - I was fine with Dylan in the beginning, but they were both what - 16 or 17? I know I am in the minority here but I liked Andy. His dorkiness was endearing to me! Why was Claire in a unicorn outfit and why does she get a month off of work? She is a CEO not a sped teacher like me, lol. Me too - same ! I never find food fights to be funny in real life or in TV/movies. I did like the Sheep Riding or whatever it was: "Did you not have a childhood??"

I don't think Jon is Lucy's bio dad - I think the father is a guy in town that she had a one week thing with and now we have Lucy as a result. Lots of babies look just like their moms and dads, yes, but just as many look like neither. So true. Another thing about her IG post: "I would wear a rubber band as my ring as long as I am Jon's wife." I hate exaggerations like that. Shallow, I know. "I would swim across the ocean for you, Jon my love!" How about going to CVS for some condoms??

Personally, I do not like the short groomed hair with a Paul Bunyon beard look that is trendy right now. Just a short beard with short hair, thanks But Jon kinda bugs me anyway so a beard won't help, lol. Per that L-O-N-G Instagram post: holy cow she is exhausting!!! She had a "fairy tale proposal" - of course she did. Then she loses the ring in a garbage disposal? She tells the story and goes on and on and ON.....can you imagine having lunch with her? She would go on and on and ON over Every! Little! Detail! and I would be like, "Can I have a wing please?"

Yep - he had SO many red flags thrown his way, along with flaming arrows, tasers and flashing lights and he STILL forged ahead. He gets whatever comes his way. I can just see him sitting on a barstool in ten years, bemoaning what has happened. Well you brought it all on yourself, buddy boy.

See, I am a sped teacher and totally appreciate that he spoke to her like a non disabled person.. Her partner can give the feedback later on what Bruno said. I must be old as I recognized three people: Nancy, Mary Lou and John Schneider. JS has aged VERY well!!!!

Hey!! I wore white as a second time bride! I had two kids so the jig was up, lol. I thought - what the heck. But I was not Weepy McWeepy over every little thing, though. Per Tarik and his affection for super skinny, waif like girls: Some men like them thick, some men like them thin, I get it. But he likes them half gone!!! And a flat affect - like is she alive?

That bridal shop worker needed a BIGGER dress. Please don't cram yourself into a size 12 when you are 14 or 16. Frankly I would be a little pissed if I waited on someone, got different dresses for them, etc, only to have them announce: "I can't afford any of these." Again, "Why are you here?" Or truthfully, I would ask upfront: "What are you comfortable spending?" If the answer is "Zero" then again: "Why are you here?" I hope she is pregnant by someone else - I hate to think of a Paul Jr out there in the world. Thank you for that reminder - and I bet Jesse was all "Why don't you peddle? I AM DONE DONE!!!!" And now, years or a year later, she all misty eyed at the memory? "He took me a park when I first went there!!" Ugh - these two are just awful.

Jesse really is full of himself: Promoting himself to be such the gentleman to fly over and break up in person while talking about his "ethics and morals" or some such junk. Dude, you were less than a gentleman every time we saw you, just finish your run with a phone call, block her number and email, erase her from all social media, send back all cards and letters she may send.

There are, we bought our dresses on Amazon for less than $100 and tried it on in our living rooms, lol!! Edited to add: Or we bought a dress at a consignment store, or bought a reasonably prices dress within OUR budget with one friend present, then went out to lunch. No crowds, no "posse" no asking Daddy to pay $3000 for.....a dress.

I got my wedding dress for $60 off Amazon, I loved it!! Very simple, perfect for a quick civil ceremony (which is what they will have, right?) When she Rachel/Debbie Downer came out adn thn announced she can't afford a $750 dress, I yelled "THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING IT ON??" Rachel - just stop it. Stop with the fairytales. Hazel - dead eyes, dead soul. When she and Tarik were on the beach and she finally mustered "I love you," my hubby looked at me and said: Geez if you were that lackluster I would wonder if you even liked me, let alone loved me!"

Both of those options, as a 16 yr old, would be highly unappealing to me.

I secretly wonder of she worked for a wholesale decorations firm - she was REALLY pushing the decor part of things! And BLAN, not everyone is so enamored of zoos. I have certain family members who would flat out refuse to attend no matter who was getting married as they see them as cruel to animals to keep them caged, no matter if it is billed as a sanctuary. When one gets married in a garden or arboretum (like me!) that is one of the selling points - no decoration needed!! Plus where I got married you could not put streamers, tulle, nothing on anything in the spot where we exchanged vows. So there, BLAN.

I forgot to add that BLAN Christine thought that the Hawaiian Bride (she and her man had two little kids) was having a Hawaii theme. EVERYTHING was Hawaiian - the food, the raw duck eggs later, the dancers, the hula, the flowers, everything. Our BLAN bride thought it was not Hawaiian enough. Good Lord does Don Ho and the remaining cast of Hawaii 5-O from the 70's need to show up to make it Hawaiian enough??? Meanwhile, her theme was either Eco Friendly or Zoo and she thought having it in the zoo was the end all be all to EVERYTHING. It is a zoo, not Planet Mars.

Okay!!! So I finally got to the B-L-A-N bride Christine!!! Boy oh boy she did not disappoint. She really had a thing for decor!!! "The decor let me down!" "It was not decorated" "It was decorated to her theme enough!" Whitney, the Southern bride with the baby voice was SUCH a sweetie and I am so glad she won!!! She was handing out 3's and 4's like candy. I was waiting for Christine to give a 2 because "I like the heavier cardstock and the bride had a light cardstock." I was surprised the Damask Bride did not receive higher overall scores, too as her wedding seemed very nice. I do agree with folks who complain about waiting in line for food - if you have 100 plus guests you need more than one table. There was another Christine - Blue Christine as I like to call her. Her dress has blue, she wanted a WInter Wonderland and she was a bitch. Her eyes and mouth were too small for her face, lol. She was kinda unpleasant and came in fourth as well. I am a MN native so winter is usually not a wonderland to me, lolol.

You are very correct, I do agree with you about Kelsey. I do think a lot of these moms are borderline afraid of their kids. Not in a "He is gonna stab me in my sleep" way but a "geez I can't uspet their apple cart",kinda way.

Apparently not as he is taking on the role of legal father. Rachel, as long as the shim sham was consensual, please don't get bent about how many women he has bedded. It was before you knew him, that is his business, not yours. I would be HIGHLY apprehensive about the many many MANY fights - that would be very troublesome to me. I am confused by a lot of Paul's stuff - many of our soldiers (most of them actually) miss all holidays as they are stationed overseas, so please spare me the "I will miss Christmas with my family" because YOU CHOSE to follow your penis to the other end of the globe.

Not the brightest bulb, no? Not a boat, not a fishing boat....a kayak. Per his own admission in court: "I am the one to blame for everything," Cummins wrote, although he added that "the devil was deeply involved." Yeah, look in the mirror for the devil, mister.

I agree, cause pretty much all of my American relatives are generous, open hearted, family oriented and caring. We would draw the line at financially supporting a healthy, able bodied person in another country when we all have our own bills to pay. I agree - the mom crying when she was trying on wedding dresses? Not tears of joy that id for sure!!! When Paul was like "My mom will be upset if I get married in Brazil" then turns around and does just that.....ugh. Just the thought of him touching me give me the creeps. Per Jesse and Darcy, here is my take of the two of them: Jesse: "Let's make lunch" Darcy: " Okay! How about ham and cheese?" Jesse: "OH MY GOD I HATE HAM! HOW COULD YOU????" Darcy: "FINE! We are DONE!!" Jesse: "I am leaving!" Lather, rinse and repeat. I also agree with the person upthread who said it is kinda obvious she does not have custody as she is a stage 4 clinger with them. "Look how tight we are!!!"

That would mean setting limits and risk not being BFF with your daughter. Can't have that now can we??

"And a Giraffe" is in Sunday!!! YAY ME! I have seen the beginning but never the whole thing. Miss Lowball.......here I come. (In all fairness I will be going back and forth between this and the MN Vikings game.) I believe her name was CHristine and gave out 3's and 4's to very nice weddings. Wonder what she would have given Miss Warm Soda/Pizza NYC Wedding?

Did anyone catch the episode last night about the freakshow Tad Cummins, who kidnapped a 15 year old and drove her all over hell and back then tried to kayak from southern california to PANAMA? Dude was messed up. I am glad she has her life together, she was clearly brainwashed by a manipulating older (much older) man!!

True that Quilty. Way too much internet to find out about birth control, way too many resources, way too many peers to ask, let alone a school counselor or health nurse. When I was their age I was not getting busy (no moral high road, here, just a choice I made) and when I was post high school I was bc pill'd up, diaphram'd up, condom'd up - you name it!!! (Good thing too, turns out I could get pregnant by sharing a straw at the malt shop!!!)