Mrs. Hanson

I was surprised by the timeline in that whole scenario. I had a miscarriage back in the day (1998) and I was told, after my D & C, to wait a few months before trying again. I had to wait to get a period again then go for it if we wanted. It seems like she got pregnant awfully fast. But then again everything with these two is warp speed, She is 52 (cough cough) and WAY TOO OLD FOR THE DRAMA.

Another thing about cocktail hour: It is supposed to be nibble foods, like a snack. Why the heaping mounds of food? Then listening to the brides complain that they ate too much at cocktail hour and did not care for the "wedding chicken." Weddings I attended w/cocktail hour had gourmet crackers with cheese and meet, some shrimps, some other small meats, cheese and fruits. That's it. That is all you need, really!

First off, you are right: no bills to pay, no dirty dishes left out, no whiskers left in the sink after shaving, none of that stuff. All the man has to do 23 out of 24 hours is think about YOU!! (Personally I would find that exhausting.) Plus maybe she never felt all that special and no one talked about her in her family compared to her siblings? "Oh yeah? They are gonna talk about me now!" Who the hell knows??? But really who the hell knows what goes on in the minds of these Rhodes Scholars. You know I am going to defend Paul's folks for a minute: they have an old fashioned marriage where the husband leads, and it works for them. Not my cup of cocoa but his mom did not look defeated or bullied, they are kinda old school. Now having said that, I would not sponsor Soul-less Karine to come to the US after Mom told Paul not to marry her then did so with out telling them. That was rude, so no, I am not going to sponsor your Buy A Wife from the Amazon. I thought that too!! If I had been incarcerated I would not be blabbing about it on tv. But our Paul never lets us down. And if my husband asked for a DNA/paternity test he would be without use of his arms and hands for a while.

Tariq, your daughter says "yellow!" and "pink!" over a video phone call and that counts as "magical"? That is your standard for a stepmother? Really??

Wordy McWord. Rachel, wait till you bounce a check, dent the car or some other minor thing - especially HIS money (lol, he has none but work with me folks) or HIS car - the anger WILL surface. And it will be aimed at you - I would watch Lucy extra careful. And STFU about being Super Daddy. Just shut it. Oh please Jon - please, Obi-Wan - tell us how to be a parent. You are our only hope!!!! You fell in love with an idea- the IDEA of a fairy tale. But the reality is you are in love with an unemployed, heavily in debt, hair trigger anger Frodo who lives with his mom and swears A LOT on tv. Lemon lemon lemon you won a rotten deal there, lady. Angela - you are 52, call yourself a 52 yr old granny but no one else can call you 52? PS - ,my hubby can tell you how to be a stepfather. Stop talking and start DOING and stop expecting a medal. And please - 90 Day Fiance participants with kids: STOP INTRODUCING THESE MORONS INTO YOUR KID'S LIVES A WEEK AFTER BONING.

"Karine, I love you!! Except that I think you are a lying, cheating whore, I REALLY LOVE YOU!!!"

I had to hand over my antique opal engagement ring for repairs (only 3 prongs were holding the stone instead of 8) and I jokingly said to hubby: "Well get me a cubic zirconia in the meantime!!" He was like, no. The jeweler, I think, had a stroke. Oh Ricky Ricky Ricky!!!! You have some splainin' to do!!!!

If I was attending a gathering where an ex of hubby's would be, I would be pressed, tressed and DRESSED! Rachel is just so vanilla. Not even a sprinkle of pizzazz in there, just vanilla. She was a fool to give ANYONE her bank card, let alone Michael. What did she think he was gonna do?

If she matures, yes......otherwise, no. If she hits some financial snags she may wish she had NOT dropped coin into those dresses. Can't pay the electric bill with old bridal dresses now can we??

Another bride who was not impressed with enough "theme" was on this AM - a bride had a navy/nautical theme. Fine. She had a captain marry them, anchors and boats were EVERYWHERE!! But a guest bride gave her a five because "her theme was not in her floral decor." WTF?? She needed nothing more than her beautiful arch and hydrangeas as centerpieces, NOT more anchors!!! On this same one the bride who came in fourth....oy. Beautiful lady but a dry reception is one thing but not enough seats is a big no no. I can live w/out a glass of wine but please don't make me sit on concrete steps. I will give a five for that. No it is unfeminine and not just you. We skipped a grand entrance as ) our reception was more low key 2) it is just not us 3) we wanted to be there first to greet guests. We are not fist pumping kinda folks, I guess. I had the ultimate compliment from my then 18 year old son: "Mom I want to have a wedding like yours!" (I think he knows we threw a budget friendly wedding, lol) He is QUITE thrifty too....I can just hear him (someday.....someday far far away please) to his fiance: "YOU WANNA SPEND SIX THOUSAND ON JUST A RECEPTION SITE???? Uh....no!"

This whole "biblical teaching"....I don't want to start anything, I don't, and I want to say that my first hubby and myself brought up our two children in a God centered home and taught them to respect their elders, teachers and peers and us as Jesus would have done. But to base your whole child rearing on a book that written how many years ago?? In 2018? In 2000 until now as that is how old your kids are? (mine are 21 and 19 so I am in the same range) It is not - everyone poops, everyone pees, girls get periods to prepare their bodies for a baby, etc.....it is not that shocking or abnormal. People have sex to express their love and use proper precautions when needed. (like until you are 31 like I was!!!) Per sex ed in public schools: two years ago I was a middle school (very small student body, maybe 90 kids total) and the 8th graders had a sex ed class taught by a public health R.N. Parents could opt their kids out of it and I was always surprised at who opted out and who stayed in. I sat in one day as there had to be a teacher in the room and it was basic but blunt: a wooden erect penis and she would demonstrate how to put a condom on it, how a Nova ring works, STD's, etc.

That jumped out at me like few things have on this awful show. Talking about patients? Good Lord - I called our dentist office to see if my hubby had come out of oral surgery and they put me on hold to say they could not tell me anything due to privacy concerns. I was like, "Oh right!! Sorry!" (He was fine, btw!) But this couple needs to get baby Aria to a pediatrician NOW. Not a GP, a baby doctor who won't blab everyone's business. And that was my husband. When they were putting that birth control thing in her arm and they looked at each other lovingly and said "Well we don't have to worry about a baby for three years" I said to my tv screen: "Don't worry Emillee - he will be LONG GONE in three years!!!" LOL! Yep - look where that got him. A waaaay too early grandchild, plus a 15 year daughter who is pissed and crying all the time. I know it has been mentioned before but all these assumptions - BF is moving in, GF is assuming mom and dad are going to support her - I don't get it. If it were me (thank you God that it is not) I would be "Look you can come for dinner now and then but you are keeping your piehole shut most of the time, then you are leaving at 8pm." I am sorry you went through that - I bet your sister was (and you can tell me I am out of line) had an attitude of "What? What is the big deal? It is NOT about me?" her whole life. I know a lot of females like that...... Edited to add: I wonder how many of the teen mom's friends are supportive in person, but drive away thinking, "Geez I am glad that is NOT ME!" Cause that would have totally me back in 1983 with my 18 year old self.

I agree it is a lot of white people problems, for sure but: A school that is obsessed with football WILL hire a quality coach from a sub pool, he will not have to be a fully licensed teacher. My issue was Cam going from sub to admin in a few weeks. Like......no, writers, that won't happen. Mitch does stress about money, hence the renters. I want to know how Claire and Phil never seem to worry about money, ever.

Let's have coffee, I think we are BFF's. :) Reminds me of when I was an older teen/early 20's young woman working as a nurse's aid while in college. The majority of girls were my age and had at least one kid. Their angle? List "Unknown" as the father so Health and Human Services won't try to track down Daddy for support. So.....someday your child will see his/her birth certificate and see "Unknown" when you really DID know - you just wanted more benefits in less time.

Ha Ha!!! My now 21 year old son reminded me last night of the time I took away his Xbox for the whole summer as he was spending too much time on it. And he has never missed a Mother's Day, before or after, lol.

Your opinion is, to me, correct. Being a parent, with the best of circumstances, is HARD. Per the tablet/phone addiction: I have a friend whose son (age 11 or 12) who refused to go out onm MOTHER'S DAY so he could stay home and game on the Xbox. Yep. I can believe she did that! "I DESERVE another shower, don't ya know??"

I found those fashion choices really distracting!! Very odd skirt and shoes!!!

Street cred for bagging an American wife? PS - @RedBagWithMakeup I love your screen name. Like a lot.

My all time favorite excuse for not working: "I need to be available for a phone call. From my under employed girlfriend. Who has a child but talks to me more than her own child. Who calls me "Her World" which in the beginning was kinda flattering but now is just creepy. Anyway, I can't work because of that."

I agree - She is all about the knight in shining armor. And Jon is a wee bit rusty in that area. Seriously, though: Can you imagine a NM trash sorter, living with Mom, huge debt, felon past appealing to Rachel? Me neither. Six months from now: "I found his phone, saw the texts, hacked his emails......HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?" Well we all saw it coming, Rachel. He had/has some loose boundaries with relationships, fine - as long as everyone is on board, I don't care. Per the wedding ring: Yep....ask my hubby: a ring turns a lot of single women on. (When single, I was like, uh no thanks. Maybe it represents a challenge?) I do agree that in the UK a men's wedding ring is not as common as the US - apparently Prince Harry went against tradition and has one. Maybe having an American wife influenced him? I, too, thought Ricky was okay and now I am like "Yuck." Same with Tariq - thought he was okay and now I am like, dude.....just stop it with your weirdness.

I loved the story of the sketch artist. Those drawing were hideous!! I laughed out loud at the drawings, as did my hubby, who is not the biggest MF fan. No kidding! Let your dad teach Real Estate, a job he LOVES and maybe inspire some students? But you don't want to share a community college campus with him? That was pretty self centered. That whole scene cracked me up - we can't have too many hurt feelings and obey our natural body cycles now, don't we?

The other part of this episode was when Sam starts to say "Four hundered" but stammers "Four Hun........" and Diane gasps! She is probably thinking. "Are you KIDDING ME?"

No judging you - we admire your courage!!! Yes we all all love the snark over square tables vs round tables, rare steak vs medium steak, etc!

I agree!! I would have to fly with the child, at considerable expense (no way am I letting a little kid taker her first flight internationally, alone) for an online dating deal? Sending her there to hang out with Mr Temper Tantrum? No way, no how.

Not sure about NM custody laws, but assuming her older daughter's dad has legal custody and shared physical custody, she needs permission to take her to TX , let alone out of the country. If they were married at the time of birth, he has legal custody - it is VERY hard to have sole legal custody these days. It needs to be "I got pregnant in Italy on vacation and I don't know the guys name"kinda deal. Cause let's face it - if she could have jetted to London with older daughter she would have done that by now!!