Mrs. Hanson

My guess is it is a joke as why would you advertise this? And yes to the poster who said his glasses are too big - without them he is better looking.

Colt (and don't let me down, Colt) seems odd and selfish but I am hoping his logical side will prevail. "Larissa, I am not buying you flowers for $20, it cost me $20 to park." Besides I don't want flowers when I have to ask for them, the guy should just know......ya know?

Me three. It goes to show you that they can't agree on a NAME, how the hell are they gonna agree on anything else?? Oh wait......

I am sorry if I am spoiling it but she If she is in an alternative high school, there is a center on site. At a college she may get a reduced rate but maybe not. She is assuming grandparents will help. This is where my social calendar would suddenly fill up. "Sorry, I am busy. Yep that day too. And that one, and THAT one!!" See a pattern?

Yep - Colt is just a dweeby loser, sorry. Who the hell lives in Vegas with a car that has no A/C? I just watched these two and I came to the following conclusions, as I do hold a Master's Degree: Larissa thinks Las Vegas is hot. She wants a pool. She though Las Vegas would be like Beverly Hills. She thinks Las Vegas is really really hot. She wants to move to a bigger house with a pool. She thinks Las Vegas is really really REALLY hot.

A little late to this conversation but I felt that the boy probably did it but there was not enough evidence to convict him. It just seemed the house was so remote and no one saw anything else or anyone. Was the rifle the boy used the one used to kill the woman? Not saying that means the boy did it, it just does not help the case. So sad in any way you look at it!

They all seemed to be annoying so I did not stick around for the ending. Peruvian bride seemed a little snotty with her comments but I was only watching for a bit. I "think" she was all about decor. Decor! Decor! Decor!!! Good Lord it could be decorated by a grade A stylist from Tiffany's and they will find something wrong with the decor.

My thing with Phil is this: He had his chance at being divorced and footloose. He met Gloria and had a firm "No Kids" rule. Fine, he bent it for Manny. So why the hell did he not get a vasectomy? And more importantly, why do I care? He is nearing 70 and will never be kid free. Again, why do I care? Me too - in real life I would assume my hubby would shut that stuff down before there was a reason to be concerned.

Kinda like when my nephew was born in 1986 and was named Robert - I thought "Great, my baby nephew is a certified CPA." I think the thing that tweeks me about these Summa Cum Laud grads is the assumption that "Well Teen Daughter is Pregnant. Let's continue the pregnancy, let the boy move in and take over and shake everyone's life upside down." It seems to such a given!!! Are options EVER explored?

Whenever I see these folks on tv with their teens, it reminds me of the Will and Grace episode from the first run: a student nurse (who looks about 18) is explaining to Grace why she doesn't drive: "Oh I took the tests and everything, and......this is hard." Totally reminds me of these tools like McBabymaker and Emillee: "This is hard" Or their parents on having teens who suddenly don't hang on every word you say!!

I joined it too -so far not much dirt. No one like McBabyMaker, that is for sure!

As someone who works in education, I can tell you the Diegos of the world are very annoying. Now coaches may be more lenient, especially if he is a good athlete. Many though, have the outlook of "You are a smartass to your teachers? You don't play." Literally.....IT WAS! Side note: Carrie started saying all the time and was like, "DAMN! I caught it!!" Yes it was.....it was just beyond uncomfortable.

Yep, I agree - they already are raising them if they are, in any way, contributing to the financial welfare of Timmy. I am still kinda baffled by the youtube video of all the stuff on her registry. For Baby #2. That was born a year ago. This made me laugh out loud!!!

See, I put it right out there that I watch terrible TV. I work hard all day, think and make decisions all day - when I watch tv I want to feel smart and morally superior!!! Well, yeah.....Diego was loving all the boning until a baby popped up and ruined his good time.

Well when kids have kids.....your patience level and general knowledge of them is limited. I can see her two toddlers now, parked all day in front of the tv.

It reminded me of the episode of "King of Queens" where Doug confesses that one of the reasons he broke up with an ex girlfriend was she said "literally" all the time!!! It was, literally, the most annoying thing......

Okay, I am at work and I have a ton of stuff to do but I need to vent about a fictional character, lol: Who the hell, in this instance, implies to your openly gay "I have had huge struggles with Dad my whole life cause I wasn't a hetero jock" brother, "Yeah, well Dad really DOES love me more!" She did not say it to Mitch but she did in the TH and that was just one more reason to dislike Claire. Yes they were - I had a passive aggressive mother too, and Dede cracked me up: "Are you going to school with your hair looking like.....that?" Ya gotta laugh at this stuff!

Where was Manny? I thought he and Dede had a special connection. Away at college still? I don't like Halloween and I really don't like "A Very Special" episodes, so........I was glad to watch a PBS special on the Concord afterwards!

That really rubbed me the wrong way- super snotty and another reason I don't like Claire. All that buildup and she passed in her sleep with a smile on her face. I agree. But I must say I never laughed or smiled through the whole episode.

I think Andy is one a father would pick for his daughter too. I am biased, I know!!! I would not pick Dylan for myself, though.....too dim.

I 100% agree and I must say in all honesty that I only listen to Emillee and her mom with about 90% attention span - they both seem damaged, emotional and over their heads. Emillee got mixed up with the hip, off the cuff bad boy football player and ended up pregnant, Mom is like WTF just happened to my life and my daughter's life? Bridget does need help as she is just out there emotionally.

Emilly is being very passive aggressive over this who thing. Yuck. They do need therapy, separately and together as it seems they were sitting on a bunch of emotional junk and the baby magnified 1000x.

Emilee and Bridget are stuck in age old behaviors of reacting to verbals rather than being proactive in what might happen next (yes my sister is a family counselor why do you ask?) But really - it is hard for me to watch those two - you know darn well it is a lot (and I mean A LOT) of "But back when you were 12 I did this for you!" "Back when you were 8 I did this for you!" as Bridget needs a thank you for every! Little! Thing! And she wants gratitude, which no matter what Emilee heaps on her, will NEVER be enough for Bridget. Neither is a prize but now Bridget has to deal with Emilee hanging out all the time with Diego and his parents, dragging Bridget down and then Emilee comes home all resentful. A sick pattern and neither can get out cause it is all they know. I feel like Emilee needs that Stealers Wheel song as her theme song: "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you" And if Diego is the middle how can I get out??

I took one for the team on McBabyMaker's "Morning Routine" and here is how it goes: 1) Lay in bed with Timmy until 9am. 2) Feed Timmy a banana and dry cereal while he watched "Moanna" 3) Talk to the camera while Timmy watches more tv. 4) Timmy plays peek a boo for about 30 seconds then talk to the camera that you bought Almond Milk, blueberries and laundry detergent. Riveting!

I skipped through it and it was just the same over and over: "I need a new baby monitor, this one retails for $199, you can get it through Amazon." And on and on and ON! I mean, she has NO shame. She also wants a baby mat thing with arches over it with "a place for your phone so the baby can watch cartoons." Yes because when my kids were babies, I was really into them watching cartoons when they were two months old. She wants A LOT of higher end stuff - wonder if she ever slums it at the thrift store? (And I am a thrifter who raised a thrifty son who works pt at the Goodwill!) And in the interest of oversharing: Why do people feel the need to overshare everything???