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This popped in my Twitter and my first thought was, ah sweet, Dorinda's still a witch And then it was confusion, were those hadow fingers at Hannah's neck? I had to look for a while to realize it was simply extra skin bizarrely shadowed. It's weird that someone that young, and who I don't think ever had a weight problem, would have that much skin. Or are they tendons?

I was thinking about Teddi's 500 calorie diet. I've seen that on "My 600 Pound Life." 1200 - 1500 seems pretty common for weight loss. But as you know it pretty much depends on how much you weigh to start. And, thank you. 😊

Oh, wow. Glass houses and all that.

I'm morbidly obese, these extremely low calorie diets need to be supervised by a doctor. Personally, I've lost 31 pounds in 13 weeks doing keto and IF, and not counting calories

From my favorite Bravo blogger on Instagram, A Beautiful Snarky Mess. A nice succinct summation of the f*ckery going on.

Looking at that picture again, ... her husband seems to be more emotionally engaged with her son then she is. He's proudly beaming, with his hands affectionately clasping the kids shoulders - while his mother smirks at the camera, and barely touches him with her pinkie. She really is a cold witch. Of course she does, it would raise the shows profile.

(In response to Brandi.) So she keeps changing the story and now we're expected to believe that Denise Fucking Richard's was so desperate to have sex with a muppet faced skeleton with a bad boob job, she forced it? Okay Jan. I used to believe they hooked up, and don't care, but the more Brandi talks the less I believe any of it.

I'm on keto and started doing intermittent fasting with it the last month, and have lost 31 pounds in the last 13 weeks. I have a lot more to go. If I had to eat that as a "meal" there is no way I'd last. There's no protein there. It's like a deconstructed guacamole. That actually makes me angry. Also the juice of an entire lemon? It would be swimming in lemon juice. Also, that's not a freaking taco, blasphemy!

I don't know if she'd be a good fit anywhere. I can't get over her throwing a kicking and screaming fit. It was calculated too, and she was proud of her manipulation. It's gross.

I've watched every season and for the life of ne I can't remember her. What season was she again? I'll check it on Hulu.

Not until *after* they've been married long enough for the illness clause she places in her prenups to go into effect.

I rolled my eyes so hard when I saw that. If I were step-daughter's bio mom I'd cut that bitch. She's acting like she's there mom for the arrention and residual widow pity, which she clearly needs as much as she needs her next drink to calm the shakes

Not trying to be bitchy, but I thought Hannah was about 8 years older than she is.

No LVP stan here, but why would we listen to some C level (is she even C, I don't know anything she's been in) actress who wasn't on the show when everything went down?

I pulled this out because the gushing way the author slides up Denise's a** must be shared. Still, it’s hard to fathom how a person could be this sincere, a purported human ray of sunshine, after decades of drama in the spotlight."

I've missed you. I'm glad you're back! I think she's performative in bed, studies porn and works on her acting skills.

Yolanda has a new man. This article struck me because she calls him "my true love." Remember when she called David Foster "my love" in that ooey gooey voice? I like that picture of her. She is beautiful. Redundant in her love language, but pretty at least https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/yolanda-hadid-celebrates-boyfriend-joseph-jingolis-birthday

I don't mind her being boring, but she's a big old hypocrite. That's annoying. I think it's her close friendship with Kyle that I don't like. The dynamic is when the high school nerd gets to sit at the popular table and becomes a cringing, backstabbing sycophant.

The funny thing is, I don't really like Denise much this season. Before the Beverly Hills Bitches started in on her she was burying herself. She was closed off, rude to castmates and serving people. If they'd let it develop organically, instead of trying to script a story, Denise would not have looked good this year. But noooooooo they just had to be creepy screechy bullies who like to slut shame children and try to start a homophobic backlash. I think the only one of the cast who might be gotten rid of is Teddi. Bravo clearly has their heads up their as**s about the cast.

F 'em all. I'm done with this franchise unless the get rid of the three b*tches, so I hope they bring back Brandi, and like the viper she is, she stings them all, but especially Kyle who insists Brandi is so truthful.

Her racist soul is bleeding through.

This is my problem with NY, BH, and OC, though all the shows suffer to some extent, these are the worst.. None of the women seem to be living their authentic lives in any way. They simply live for the camera. There is nothing authentic. Most of their homes look boringly upper middle class, so no real house porn, and their trips aren't enjoyable because they leap from one stupid assed fight to another.

Everyone does to some extent or another but she's not being dog piled on, she's the attack dog. She's not having every word she says called a lie or having her character dismanteled in some mean girl game. No one likes a bully and the old guard are all being bullies. - (Just another opportinty for me to trash Vyle.)

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I just love that the unholy trinity showed their asses again. Stupid. Stupid women. I think Denise had a major surgery, continued legal problems with Charlie, her house, rented or not, had recently burned down and she forgot shit she'd said. Normal people do that when stressed. Her inconsistencies remind me of my peri-menipause brain.I don't know if she lied about having sex with Brandi. I don't care. Those women pulled that out because they wanted to attack her. When they start exposing their skeletons I may care. It won't happen. But even if that was the case and she's deliberately lieing about everything I still choose to side with a liar rather than women who think it's cool to "joke" about an underage girl having so much sex she's graduated to threesomes, because she is Charlie Sheen's daughter after all, in front of a camera no less. It's deviant, morally repugnant behavior.