"I got nothing to say to you, JEZEBEL!!"
"JEZEBEL!! Flauntin' your flesh in temptation's raiment! You will burn! Oh, you will BURN!!!"
"Kith me my wub"
"I'll fix you, Laura Ingalls! I'll fix you!"
"Oh my god, the BAY-by!!"
"Hester Sue, where is the baby?"
"Laura smells like a dirty horse!"
"If it offendeth thee, CUT IT OFF!"
"I can't see!! I can't see!! Help me Pa! I'm so scared"
"I'm not a doctor. I'm a funeral director!"