There was that one time long ago when I was speaking to a customer service rep from the south and she through out the "bless your heart" line at me. I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but even I knew that was code for something completely unpleasant. I was perfectly nice through the entire phone call, well that is my side of things, and I am sticking to it. She must have thought I was an idiot for not knowing what she was really saying.
Nothing says happy holidays, like having a root canal the day before Thanksgiving. Not happy about that at all, I wanted it done sooner, but this was the earliest appointment I could get. With my luck it will take multiple appointments to finish it. It was that way for all the root canals I have had in the past.
Good thing I have a really big straw. I don't know what I will be having on Thanksgiving, but chances are it will be sucked through said straw. I am a vegetarian, given what I usually eat on Thanksgiving, I won't be missing much. I usually like my mashed potatoes lumpy, I guess that won't be the case this year. I don't have anything to shove down the straw to unclog it.