Hellohappylife

Crying Over coffee on the phone really? Manuel is a Jerk, But Ashley isn’t exactly a prize herself. Imagine being her friend, she probably cries when the starbucks line is long. $8 dollars isn’t much when you want to treat yourself , but when you consider how much she drinks, it adds up quick. For someone who’s so into Social Issues, she sure is ignorant when it comes to other cultures. Clayton can seem a little odd, but I like him. I’m curious to know why he has custody of the mother living in his closet & not the “overprotective” sister…. If she hasn’t moved out in 3 years, she’s never moving out now. Jasmine is exhausting at this point. The lipgloss was totally planted. She probably put it there to argue, it’s her favorite hobby. We’ve seen his messy house, it’s not shocking that he still has shit from years ago lying around. I did laugh when Gino was describing his bachelor party like it was a night out to dinner at Olive Garden with the whole family as they cut to the clips of a shirtless (and I think a completely nude stripper) on top of him…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Going after the children hurts the parents way more,on many different levels than anything else Harold could do.

Does Jasmine not realize that the $10k Gino sent that was meant to be for her wedding dress, could have been better spent to make some upgrades to the home, yet she uses it to get more botched work. Jasmine only cares about jasmine. Hope Gino is prepared to hear forever “I gave up my family, friends & home to be here” during jasmines temper tantrum every time she doesn’t get her way.

Was hoping to see America on the block. She’s become so full of herself lately, She has the nerve to tell bowie to go after the pairs, meanwhile she’s glued to corey 24/7

Am I the only one that’s gets so annoyed during the live votes? It’s just 10 minutes of each HG yelling shout outs in the Diary room & screaming at Julie about whatever outfit she’s wearing .Cast your vote & shut the hell up. Kinda feel bad for Mecole being stuck with Felicia as a final two deal, that’s nothing but a fantasy.

Holly’s mom should have chaperoned Brandon & Mary.

She was full of shit from the start with those damn tarot cards. No way can a random shuffle of cards that were produced in a factory determine anyone’s future.

So Mary thinks every American lives in a palace like Versailles & the Government just gives us money? I think I’m living in the wrong America, because every paycheck the Government takes from me. Time for Mary to research more about how the average working American lives. Not the ones glorified in LA or NYC on television.

Ugh, Was hoping for a miracle that blue would get evicted. Can’t stand her over the top obnoxiousness, always checking herself out, yelling in the diary room. Jared’s lying to himself if he thinks, she would actually give him a chance outside the BB house.

I hardly doubt that. He doesn’t even seem like a sexual person, he’s super religious, so i’m sure sex won’t happen often & when it does, he’ll only care about his pleasure. She has a sad life ahead of her in more ways then one.

Why is Nicola so afraid of his family finding out meisha’s “past” which is basically that she’s divorced & has 2 daughters…. he speaks as if she was a porn star or something. It’s 2023, he’s in his 50s. Do they really expect him to find someone in his age group that’s been single & a virgin their whole life? I’d be more concerned honestly about the one who’s 50+ still living with their mother.

Too be fair, it seemed like Nicola told his mom 5 minutes before their arrival he was bringing a guest. Plus he was being a real dick & not willing to translate or engage much in the conversation.

it’s his native language.

Riley/violet- TOXIC. Nicola- Is a cold, unattractive,uncaring rude man child. Christian- I agree, the planets & stars won’t reveal your future. Cleo needs to be more confident before getting into relationship. Gino- Who waits until 56 to have a child?!? All that plastic surgery why would she want a baby? She doesn’t take care of the ones she has it appears. Dempsey- RUN. David- Is sweet, I don’t know how he can financially support them all. 12/13 is a big age to move a kid to new country, he’s going to need to learn a lot more english fast. I want them to be happy the most out of all these others.

“ It’s not like this in America” NO SHIT. Holly & Kim are both idiots. If you want things to be like “America” then maybe stay in America, Don’t go on TV & make the rest of us look bad!

I wouldn’t be shelling out $1,700 for those “repairs” I’d try to look for other options. The place has been & continues to be destroyed time after time from typhoons & other natural disasters. I wouldn't invest in a home next to a volcano in Hawaii,A major fault line in California, So why would i invest in one in the path of typhoons?

Yes! I don’t know who’s been lying to Shane but it’s very obvious he was born a boy. The long hair,spray tan,makeup, dresses isn’t enough to hide it, The voice,height,body shape, face is still very much male. If Shane feels like a women, that’s great, live your life, be happy, but shane’s friends/family should be honest knowing Shane is traveling to a country where he could literally be killed for being trans.

I seriously for the life of me can’t understand what exactly meisha see’s in Nicola. The guy is so dull. Every word is nothing but “god this, god that”. They feel more like bible study buddies, not lovers. If he had a daughter, she’d be just as dull as Amanda. I’d love to be a fly on the wall to watch the reactions of Gino’s family,coworkers etc when they have to suffer like us learning that information no one asked for or wanted. Statler has decided for herself that she’s moving in with dempsey, making it even more obvious why her relationships don’t last. Tyree can’t be serious right? Even if Carmella was in on the scam, does he think she’s gonna actually be honest & reveal it on tv? Hell no!

I kept waiting for Violet to ask Tiffany why she’s wearing those huge sunglasses indoors. Thank god she’s been smart & only meeting him in public places. I wanna know more about that collection of what looked like a happy meal toys that couple counselor Geno/Jasmine met with appeared to have. Amanda continues to be unpleasant to watch, I agree with the others who said she probably talked a lot about sex before meeting, & now suddenly after days of nothing, she’s used the classic “I’m on my period” line…She’s not required or wrong for not having sex,but at least be honest with the guy. Also Amanda, you don’t control who comes into America, he had the visa in process before you all were taking it seems. Sheila’s situation is just sad, definitely puts into perspective how, you may not have the most fancy,biggest, nicest home, but at least you have a roof, running water, proper walls, a bed, shower. etc. etc. I thought dempsey’s home was cozy, small, but cozy. I’d stay there no problem.

Holy crap, Brandan’s “relationship” has me exhausted. Seriously that level of insecurity is insane all because he’s sat next to another female on the plane? If you can’t even accept that your significant other will have interactions (innocent) with opposite genders throughout the day in the workplace, a store, restaurant etc, then you are too immature to be married. Poor kid risking it all with only $200 in his bank account, hopefully his godparents are holding on to his RV & willing to get him a ticket back.

Meisha & Nicola’s conversations are just dreadful. Can the two chat about anything else outside of Jesus? Are they looking for Love or a bible school friend? Meisha is gonna be so disappointed when they (if) do have sex. Nicola is definitely the type that will only have missionary sex. I found it comical the clerk at that “restaurant” was wearing gloves, as if that helps,never mind the bugs all over, that dusty house fan blowing around particles into the air. That alley he urinated in was probably much cleaner than that place.

Just when I thought Amanda has complained about the most ridiculous thing, she hits you with something else…. SERIOUSLY, complaining about freaking birds flying around in a park area, outside in their natural fucking habitat. She went to the store too find “American food”…. but we basically found out she doesn’t eat dairy, meat or processed foods…Good for her for eating healthy, but does she really think American’s are the only ones with vegetables & fruits?

Jasmine looked like she was gonna accept the conditions of that prenup contract until she read the part about if she ends the marriage she get’s nothing 🤣 …. Like Gino how much more of a sign do you need? Should Cleo & Christian even be featured? U.K citizens can enter the U.S anytime they want as long as they have the correct documents & allowed up to 6 months stay in either country, with no limits on how often they can visit & re-enter the country. Plus The process to become a UK/US citizen is about 11-13 months, whereas some of the other couples are stuck waiting years! It just seems like another way for TLC to exploit people for views or a fake story to give someone 15 minutes of fame.

So how exactly is meisha gonna get her first marriage annulled & proven invalid?… You have children with the guy, does that mean they are also invalid?….. She can lie to herself all she wants, but no religion will ever make her a virgin again. Some would argue that plastic surgery she’s had done, is far more “sinful” then a previous divorce…

Amanda- I’m sorry to be so judgmental, but what kind of life does she expect to have with this guy? He’s not the type that’s gonna want to live in Louisiana,playing daddy,working a typical job. He’s the type that would rather be out in L.A. at the clubs, trying to become famous. She’s still young, pretty & looks great after having 2 babies, She should have no issues finding someone. Those kids shouldn’t even know this guy exists, until it becomes serious & he lives in the same country. It’s way too confusing & they have enough to deal with. Geno/Jasmine- They deserve each other. I don’t buy her excuse of those nude photo’s being the reason she lost her job, her crazy, psychotic behavior & outbursts were probably a huge factor.“virgin” surgery? umm You have 2 kids Jasmine, that ship has sailed… David is so sweet! I hope things turn out well for him. Also shout out to him for having 2 jobs, stocking shelves at the grocery store & cleaning the casino, some of these previous cast mates should take some pointers & stop with the excuses.