Moloch Must Die

I know it's hot and humid in the south, but are sleeves just not an option? Do you really need to run around in a bra or a tank top all the time? Genuinely curious. And are they really "workout clothes" when you just throw them on to pick up someone at the airport? Haven't they just become her regular wardrobe at this point?

They showed a re-run the other day (I think it was from Season 4) that gave me one of my favorite Hoarders lines ever. There were 2 hoarders: an emotionless POS animal hoarder named John, who had an attic full of sail kittens; and Vivian, a relatively normal woman with a normal family and a frustrated husband. The husband, Sylvester, wanted the house cleared so he could entertain his business clients. Surveying his wife's hoard, he said in sort of a Dr Now voice, "When I see this, I am vomiting, and I can't do business when I vomit."

... at a piñata, no doubt

*raises hand* ... and imaging the Benny Hill theme song (Yakkety Sax?) playing in the background, as in a brilliant gif that someone in the 600# Life forum created.

Please feel free to refer to him as Towel, Tau, Todd... whatever you'd like.

You guys you guys you guys A GOLF CART. Please tell me I wasn't the only person thinking about Steven Assante and the best gif in the whole world.

Owwwww, mah baayyyygggg!!!

"It was so weird! Suddenly, I wasn't feeling well... my muscles were really sore, I was out of breath, I was all sweaty... and my heart was really racing! I don't know what it was! This has never happened in my entire dance career! Here I am, a professional dancer, and all of a sudden I can't keep up with a dance class??? I'm going to consult with a bunch of specialists to see whether they can figure out this mystery disease that suddenly took hold of me!"

WTF is a "hiking guide"? At a short, well-marked, suburban loop? Can Whit do anything without having her hand held? And what a passive-aggressive stealth bitch. Whit is waddling/lumbering along that "hike" (walk) but acts like she, at a mere 400 lbs, is so superior to her ~450-lb friend. Um, remember when you had to go to the ER because you passed out like 60 minutes into the "dance-athon"... where everyone else was just fine, and you were pouring sweat, bright red face, vomiting, huffing and puffing as if you'd run a 26-mile marathon? And you kept saying, "I don't know what's wrong!! What could it be??? Maybe I have a congenital heart defect!" No, you are morbidly obese and attempting to exercise (beyond your once-a-week Gentle Movement Class). THAT is how Nada feels when you make her hike... when you know she can barely walk through an airport without struggling and gasping. What did you think would happen?

How many colors is Todd's hair, and why? It's like... rusty white. Like when a white poodle has rust around the eyes and mouth. Whit has gone completely mental with the white board chart. Also, how can you "date" someone (Nada) who lives on another continent? Wouldn't you just call it a long-distance relationship? Unless the kids these days call a Friday night phone call a "date." And why do these grown adults who live in real houses with real kitchens always serve their guests with plastic utensils and solo cups? Even when my friends and I get pizza, we use real plates. Do you guys keep a supply of plastic party goods? I don't.

will move this to episode thread

You guys, I want to watch this episode to see THE HOOF, but I'm scared. Also, I hate to watch trash tv without a snack, and snacking is impossible during this show. I hate Steven more than any reality show character ever, and that includes all Housewives, Hoarders, and Survivors. (OK, maybe not the hoarders who neglect their pets.)

Sean reminds me of someone... I finally figured it out, and it's not good.

Fuuuuccccckkkk the skin still has the belly button on it????

I can't get over how light on her feet Ashley seems, at almost 400 lbs. Did her husband just reach inside is overalls to adjust himself after he stood up? Niiice. I think Lupe's legs have atrophied. Are they going to address this? I'd like to see an X-ray of her skeleton and what's going on with her poor bones.