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Both. I think some of it is innate. Some of it falls back on his rotten, shit-for-brains parents and their stupid religion. I agree he wouldn't have had seven kids if he had a real choice. (Before anyone says it, it's hard AF to leave what you know even if you have an education, support, and a way out. Smuggar had none of them.) Smuggar was visibly disappointed when Ofsmuggar announced M3, and he's basically looked checked out each announcement since then.

There's a possibility we haven't considered. What did the Rodriguiis' pastor look like at the time Timmy was conceived? *ducks*

I'm in that handbasket right next to you. I hope the kid doesn't look like either of its parents (or grandparents for that matter).

His hair looks orangey to me, especially in that last photo @GeeGolly posted.

That is a possibility. Sun-In for the win! I bet Jilly has some stashed from 1988.

Did she stuff a balloon under her dress? I'm inclined to think Timmy's hair is natural, but that fact does not take away from the related fact that he is one odd-looking person, like most of the Rodriguii.

There's a lot to read here. 1. Why would you join an "overpriced Bible study" when there are free Bible studies everywhere? 2. Three hours a week is an "extremely inexpensive Bible college"? Sounds like...an overpriced Bible study and ripoff to me. 3. Who wrote this for her? I can't imagine her accurately using the word "chronologically," let alone being able to spell it. 4. Drinking from a fire hose does not sound like fun. 5. How much did Laura get paid for this crap?

No, they're not -- at least not as far as the over-15s are concerned. https://publicsafety.ohio.gov/static/HSY7742.pdf

That seat belt isn't going to do his ARM much good in a crash. These people, I swear. Also, Kiefer Tim's hair is yellow.

They still appear to actually enjoy their children, and they do more than sit around and wait for something to happen. That's a definite bonus.

How long until Tori and Randy Travis are pregnant again? I say eight months. Interesting that she appears to have on professionally done makeup for a post-birth photo.

And who would that be? Some random person plucked from the voter rolls? Jim Bob and Smuggar don't have any "normal, 'worldly' non-parents" friends.

David is certainly less homely than his brother Nathan. David has the same nose as Anna.

Holy crap. I googled "Hannah Reber David Keller." She looks like she's going for the Kardashians look. As in two Kardashians' worth of makeup at a time. So much for modesty.

The fundies need to come up with a better variety of names, too. It feels like the 2000s when every family of multiples seemed to have an Alexis and a Joel, plus maybe another name or two in common. Not that we should expect fundies to have any sense of originality.

It is. I remember because any Esther immediately becomes Esther the Molester for me.

Derick is thin like his mother. His protein intake likely has little to do with it.

Enty is so FOS, it's not even funny. He must have run out of Q-quality lies to post about Meghan Markle when he wrote that Smuggar blind. Topic: Wasn't Hannah W allegedly rumored to be in a possible courtship with Jeremiah Duggar? Or is that another W?

When I lived in South Carolina, the local paper had engagement announcements on the day of the wedding, followed a week later by the wedding announcement. They usually covered the couple's birthplace, education, jobs or careers if any, and allllll their family info. The wedding announcement would list all of the above, names of anybody who was in the wedding, the officiant, the smallest details about what everybody wore, reception details, honeymoon info*, and where the couple intended to live afterward. (*Always Hilton Head for those who fancied themselves well-off, Myrtle Beach for the middle-economic-class, and Gatlinburg for the common folk. The occasional Scarlett O type would go to Europe or Aruba.) I kind of miss those announcements. I remember one for someone I knew of -- she was 17, a senior in high school, and pregnant. Her fiancé was 21 and already had a kid by someone else. Her wedding photo was carefully cropped to not show her belly. I wonder how long their marriage lasted. Topic: I've never seen a non-royal invitation that listed the groom's family first. Maybe the Forsyths think they are royalty.

If there is, good for the Duggar boys. They can get some attention, some decent food, and time away from the TTH chaos. Maybe it'll dawn on them that the way to all those things is to not have 1000 kids and sit around waiting for Daddy to shell out their allowance.

As long as we don't get David or any other fundie reenacting the "this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun" scene.

I wanted to say it was a reach around but decided to be a nicer Heathen. 😆

She got the circles under her eyes from Daddy Noyes, too.

My first thought was that Nathan has quite the beak. Second thought was that his beard can't hide how homely he is.

Claire's not a teenager. Most of my first cousins had their first kids in their twenties.