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6 hours ago, GeeGolly said:
Kristy was Kelton's mom's nickname. Her given name was Kristine Anne.
Her given name was Kristy Anne. Note the grave marker.
In South Carolina, when women get married, their maiden name becomes their legal middle name. Hence her middle initial is given as D.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/69057426/kristy-anne-balka#view-photo=41659984
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55 minutes ago, AstridM said:
For regular people, sure. But she insists on posting daily pictures and video of herself, so if she’s driving without a valid license, someone’s going to report her.
Most epilepsy reporting is on the honor system. I doubt her license was ever revoked or restricted. Of course, I also think she was lying about the entire thing, so take that for what it's worth.
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4 hours ago, Spazamanaz said:
None of their kids first and middle names flow together.
Hazel's is better than the other two. But Kelton is a weird name, and Kristy is more of a first name and a nickname, so it'll always sound awkward as a middle name.
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It's a better name than I'd have expected from a mother with main-character syndrome. I thought Denver was more her style.
When will his brother arrive?
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7 minutes ago, ozziemom said:
In reality nothing will stop a person from driving if they want to. So I doubt she had some kind of clearance or whatever to drive, C&E just set a date so they could make a SM post about it. They have been extremely silent on the whole “episodes” once she had the 5 day test
She's been lying about the whole thing. As a person with epilepsy, it infuriates me that she uses her fake seizures as excuses to act like a child.
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Carlin is so full of shit, she squeaks. (Thanks, Stephen King, for the phrase.)
"A person with epilepsy must be seizure free for a period of one year and have a favorable doctor’s recommendation before applying for a license. However, an individual whose seizures have been controlled for six months may be approved for driving privileges if the Department of Safety receives a favorable recommendation from the individual’s physician and the Medical Review Board, and the person may be required to submit to additional evaluations as the Department sees fit."
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15 minutes ago, AstridM said:
Was she actually cleared by a doctor to start driving again? It doesn’t seem like she’s even seen any doctor for months now.
In Tennessee, it's a year after a seizure before you can be cleared to drive. I don't know if it's been that long since Carlin claimed to have a seizure. To me, this is just more evidence that she was lying all along.
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22 minutes ago, 3 is enough said:
On a more shallow note she posted a reel on Instagram last night which was basically a time lapse of her labour. Those curlers were in her hair until she was pushing. So how did that work? When they told her she was fully dilated did she say “ Hold on , let me do my hair and makeup first”? Seriously I do not understand. When I was 10 cm dilated hair and makeup were the furthest thing from my mind. And the nails? I was told to remove any nail polish before my deliveries in case there was an emergency. Is that not the case any more?
That's probably very close to the truth. When somebody posted the photos of her in the hospital with that stupid curler thing in, I thought, "I bet she takes it out in time for the push photos."
Talk about vain.
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She really is an awful actress. I recently saw an episode of Homicide from maybe the mid- to late-1990s. She played a detective, of course, but she would have been better just playing a tree.
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4 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:
Kelly still has her jacket on. I doubt she stayed more than 10 minutes.
She's only there for the damn photo op anyway! It would be more cost-efficient to just have a Kelly cardboard cutout for the photos.
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2 hours ago, Notabug said:
It's worked pretty well for Springsteen.
Pretty well indeed. Also for Jon Bon Jovi.
I wish I'd been a fly on the wall when Travis told his parents he's moving to Tennessee to become a Bates. He's doing everything that fundie men aren't supposed to do.
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According to Reddit (I know, I know), Male's actual name is Denver. It looks like someone spilled the beans, several times, and now Josie is deleting the comments.
I'll personally find it LOL funny if her big reveal got spoiled again.
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I take it Carlin is back to driving again. So Evan must be going back to work, right? Right?!
Why are you laughing?
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Apparently, Lydia had a miscarriage recently. Her due date would have been right after Jail Vacation's first birthday. Hmm -- no jobs, uncertain future, deportation coming, newborn baby = perfect time to get pregnant again!
Idiots.
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I would bet money, if I had any, that Gilly put heavy pressure on Katie to move back. Travis can work from anywhere, right? They can afford to move, right? More importantly, Dumb and Dumber don't want to visit New Jersey! (Unlike Florida.) This is how you get Katie and Ofkatie moving to Tennessee.
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I'm really disappointed for Hailey. She isn't even old enough to remember the life she should have had (within fundie limits) as a Clark grandchild. Now she'll just be one of the herd. Katie will be pregnant by summer if she's not already.
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I think Travis is too passive and PWed to set any "boundaries." Sorry, Hailey, you just became a Bates. I hope you weren't planning on getting any attention or support until you're engaged/married/delivering. And bring a set of earplugs for the few occasions when you spend time with your idiot grandparents. That time will only be for photo ops, though.
Travis and Katie are stupid.
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7 hours ago, AstridM said:
Very phallic!
Only because they are exploiting her for money.
True. But I hope that at least Layla doesn't feel like girls are inherently less valued than boys.
So what did they name their Golden Penis? Or is that being saved for the next
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1 hour ago, BitterApple said:
Well, looks like we called it.
I agree with everyone's comments. Josie and Kelton were so smug and over the top with this pregnancy, I'm surprised they didn't design commemorative plates. Yeah, and they're totally full of crap about not knowing the sex. They weren't doing bi-weekly photo shoots for kicks. They knew they were getting their much desired son and wanted to document everything.
The girls had a nice run while it lasted, but the attention is definitely going to shift. Expect Kelton to wax poetic about Junior taking over the family business or playing quarterback for the Titans, and Josie hashtagging every post with #boymom.
Picture it now: Kelton Jr. with toy plumbing tools and a wee Tennessee Standard shirt and hat.
Sorry, Willow and Hazel, you are now officially less than.
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54 minutes ago, 3 is enough said:
The question is , when did she take out the curlers? Because she just posted a video of the baby being born and her hair was loose.
I guess they maintained the charade of “ we don’t know what we are having” through the delivery. I have to say they are pretty good actors.No, just extremely carefully curated.
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Here's my hope that Kelton Jr. and Rhett both turn out to be total little shits. Speaking from experience -- as a second daughter with a much younger Golden Penis half-brother -- it sucks to always be less special because of something you can't help.
Josie, I hope he pees in your perfect hair.
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28 minutes ago, cereality said:
Per the screen grab on Reddit, Josie posted a pic which showed the baby's bracelet saying "Male Balka" and then deleted it. It's been nice knowing you Willow and Hazel - hope you enjoyed the 4 and 2(?) yrs of parental attention you got bc now it's about to be ALL about Kelton 2.0. I mean I'd hope they wouldn't be the same type of assholes as Alyssa/John are being regarding their SON, but come on who are we kidding. Josie's already referring to him as the love of her life and Kelton now has someone in the house with a penis so obv he outranks his lowly sisters. But no fear, they'll keep the girls relevant by having them run to fetch diapers and coo over the boy. Now onto baby #4 bc every boy needs a brother of course . . . .
I hate to give Carlin and Evan credit for anything, but at least they didn't forget Layla when their Golden Penis came along.
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Her lower lip looks like a caricature. No way that's real.
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Here come the duck-lip photos of attention hog Carlin in a swimsuit, poolside or on a pool float. With her mini-me right next to her.
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Josie and Kelton: They Have Employable Skills
in Bringing Up Bates
It does on driver's licenses. I remember seeing my aunt's when she moved back to South Carolina, and asking her if she changed her middle initial. I don't know about birth certificates.