[S12.E06 Shakyia's Journey]

5 hours ago, BAForever said:

Shakyia was one of those poundticipants who was  "too busy" to do therapy. I scream at my TV-

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“But I’ve been working so hard’ is the terminology that makes me scream at my TV.  Watching what you eat cannot be considered working.  Getting out of bed and going to a job day after day is working surely. Yet they all say the same thing.  It just annoys me.

End of rant 

[S13.E20: Reunion Part 3]

I’d love to creep up behind Kyle and snip off those two thin stragglers hanging down either side of her face.  

[S13.E19: Reunion Part 2]

Although I’m not a particular fan of Sutton, she’s been the main target for a good few seasons and survived it all to become a fan favourite. ( I would’ve quit to be honest.) 

Kyle is understandably frustrated by this.  Things are not going her way any more. The only HW who probably would stick by her is dim Dorit and she’s severed that apparently.  

Erika’s Mae West I’m no angel routine has grown old.  And she’s a friend to no one.  Kyle is a fool if she thinks she gives a fig.

Although I like Garcelle, she has no real story of her own and she often doesn’t speak up when I think she should.

I thought this RHOBH franchise was failing but apparently the ratings are up. 

[S13.E19: Reunion Part 2]

Erika’s hard as nails. She has no idea what empathy feels like. She controls others with threats and aggression, I’m sure she has no real friends because they’re afraid of her. She’s  a sex expert, loves good sex, yet marries an old old man for his money and has to get her great sex without  knowing real love or companionship.  When the looks go and the ozempic runs out, she’ll have nothing.  Her son, I guess.  Maybe grandchildren? It’s sad. She needs to reevaluate her lifestyle. Family is important 

She’s the saddest of them all really.

Anyway, all the continuous pop up ads on this site drive me crazy and block half the comments.

looking forward to next weeks reunion, then I think I’m giving up the HW shows. I’m now paying a subscription so I can watch earlier seasons, they were more enjoyable for some reason 

 

 

[S13.E18: Reunion Part 1]

I don’t live in the USA so Garcelle and Crystal’s upset regarding the words attack and child bride went right over my head.  I get more irritated by her odd accent (I’m British) and that she takes forever to spit out whatever she’s saying because she emphasizes every bloody syllable. No wonder the host guy gets bored.
 

And it was Kyle and especially Mo that laughed gleefully at Erika’s F-off to Garcelle’s son, not so much Dorit. But Dorit got told off.  I don’t think she’s mean.  Kyle’s mean.  Dorit’s just dim and an easier target I guess.

I think it’s dawned on Kyle that she’s no longer number one so she’s lashing out at whoever. Plus her perfect marriage is on the rocks.  She’s got it in for Sutton and Dorit. It’s almost sad. To tumble from the top is hard.

i had to smile at Erika.  She’s sat sitting there while Kyle and Red Riding Hood argue either side across her lap.  It was almost a comedy  routine 
 

I believe Am.  I believe Crystal gossiped to AM about the cast.  But it’s not supposed to be repeated on air.  The whole point of the show is for one HW to go after another HW.  Not condemn the whole crew as uneducated, etc.  AM doesn’t get it and she doesn’t fit.

i wonder what happens with Sutton next week?  Hope she’s okay 

 

 

 

[S13.E17: Soirees and Separations]

I have no way of rewatching, but when Kyle said to the girls that they … mom and dad… would continue to live together in the same house, it’s my impression that Mo kind of didn’t agree. By his expression anyway.

I may be wrong…. I was doing Wordle at the time. Is that what she said?

Most marriages end because there’s someone else.  I think he has someone else 

[S13.E17: Soirees and Separations]

Sutton’s daughter is so natural and pretty.  Hope she stays that way.

[S13.E15: Ashing It Out]

I’ve heard references to ozempic face, is that what Erika has?  Her cheeks are so sunken  in and the excessive makeup doesn’t help.

Sutton has terribly thin legs.  She should maybe wear pants or midi length dresses.  I remember an expensive shorts outfit she wore on her first appearance on the show. Not flattering.  She must be able to afford a stylist.

It makes a change to have a vacation episode without screaming and yelling but I’m getting the feeling these “reality” shows are becoming more and more scripted and each housewife given her theme for the season.

[S13.E12: Bitter Pill to Swallow]

A cast mate needed a storyline?  Does she mean Sutton?  Because Sutton’s been the target for quite a few seasons.  I think she and her narrow esophagus would actually prefer to stay in the background for once.

[S13.E12: Bitter Pill to Swallow]

Kathy Hilton could never get the name straight either, but when she said “I’ve worked with the homeless and I’ve worked with the toothless” it just cracks me up every time I think about it.  Toothless is no joke, tho.   Look after your teeth and gums people…. And those of your pets.

Sometimes I think Kyle’s heart is as mean and as cold as Erica’s.  Do they forget it’s all caught on film?  

 

[S13.E11: A Celebration of Life]

The ONLY thing I liked about Erika, and I stress ONLY, was that she was the only HW who actually ate and seemed to enjoy her food as well as having shapely feminine curves.  Being stick thin when you’re aging is not good.  Old Skin creases easily without that layer of fat and if and when you get sick weight drops off fast.  You need a wee bit of padding as you age.

I know, cos I’m old.

[S13.E10: Re-Lentless Erika]

I have to agree watching episodes from years ago was more enjoyable. They drank and yelled and fought with each other, but somehow it was entertaining not dragging me down.  It’s becoming a drag watching this.  I don’t really know why, it’s the same premise,.. obscenely wealthy women yelling at each other. But somethings missing.  Surely The ratings are down.

Hopefully they’re all off on a trip soon.  A change of scenery might help.  

[S13.E08: Esopha-gate]

Many times on these HW shows the newcomer hitches herself to the wrong wagon not realizing editing and storylines could sway in another direction. Annemarie apparently thought Kyle was the beloved queen bee and if Kyle was attacking Sutton, then dammit she would too.  It would earn her brownie points.  So she snickers and acts all  superior alongside Kyle.  But this  season she’s picked the wrong HW to sidle up to.  Kyle is being particularly vile.  

Plus Annemarie is annoying…so far.  We might put up with vicious or narcissistic or ditzy…. But never annoying.  Bad for ratings.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[S13.E08: Esopha-gate]

I think Sutton has been under attack since joining this franchise.  Doesn’t seem to bother her much, tho.  
Her talking heads are funny.  

[S13.E07: Dazed and Accused]

Is Kyle bow legged, tho?  She walks funny, kind of like a cowboy sometimes.  I’m not ragging on her … we’re all stuck with the body we inherit. I do wish they employed better stylists.  Some of the outfits look so ugly and so uncomfortable.  Kyle’s poor squished boobs. They must’ve ached the next day.

[S13.E07: Dazed and Accused]

These old old ladies with their long straggly hair extensions.  Sutton, despite all her millions, needs a proper hair stylist and Erica’s hair is so bleached I’m surprised she’s not bald (maybe she is). They’d all look more youthful and modern with shorter hairstyles imo.  

With all the amazing entertainment offerings in Vegas, who would pay to see an Erica show?  She’s too old for a sexed up Erica show and that’s all she has to offer.

It was a good episode.  The hour didn’t drag.  Seeing Kyle frazzled is kinda fun.  She never sees the irony.  You have to be HONEST is her tagline isn’t it?  I guess it doesn’t apply to her.

 

[S13.E06: Ring Around the Rumor]

I rewatched the video of that day Kyle went to badger and confront LVP.  She was enjoying herself.  This is how she gets her kicks.  I don’t think it’s just to be the resident shit stirrer (aka Tamra) and stay on top.  she’s naturally mean .

I’m suspicious of the editing, tho.  Especially when the camera focuses on Sutton’s weird expressions.  Sometimes I think her reaction shot is from another comment not the one we hear.

Editing is everything with this show.  They have hours and hours  of tape that must be stripped down to 42 minutes.  What we see is what they want us to see.  Not necessarily what or how it happened 

 

[S13.E05: Sutton-ly Suspicious]

Kyle- marriage issues

Dorit- convenient PTSD

Erika- serenity now bitch

Crystal- brother fretting

Garcelle- kid fretting

They’re all clamouring for screen time, but it’s weird wacky Sutton that’s getting most of the attention.  The rest need to get storylines. 

[S13.E04: Hellevator]

Sutton is the fall guy in the bunch.  She’s an easy target.  She’s not good at defending herself and resorts to southern belle attitudes and accent.
 No one’s going to confront Erika because she’s hard as nails, nasty and vicious.  So Sutton can never win if this is yet again the set up for this season.

And who is Sutton’s stylist?    She has an unfortunate shape, thin arms and legs but thick waist and no hips.  She seems to wear clothes that emphasis her figure faults.  All that money and no sense of style.

 

 

[S13.E04: Hellevator]

It’s difficult for me to listen to Erica whinge and whine about not being obscenely rich anymore.  She needs to work a lot harder on finding that elusive empathy.    Maybe visit her husband’s cheated clients once in a while, see how they’re doing… stuff like that. 

Sutton is odd and unfortunately an easy target for the other HWs.  Drinking is not going to help.

This hairstyle they’re all affecting this season, pulled back, parted in the middle with two thin dangling strands waving about their faces. Not attractive. 

 

 

[S13.E03: It's Not About the Pants]

It’s becoming more and more apparent to me that this show is scripted.  They need to let the fighting happen organically….like back in the early days of the franchise. And Kyle is so  unfair, always putting her own spin on things… ‘Sutton is upset and we have to leave’.  No one was saying they all had to leave. 

 

(OT — Eons ago I went to a Magic Mike type place with a bunch of friends for a birthday.  Of all people he pulled me up on stage and I was supposed to undo his zippers with my teeth.  I did it. It was all in fun. But a couple of my friends were horrified and still talk about it to this day. I think they were jealous. I’m nearing my sixties now and smile every time I think about it. He was gorgeous. 🤪)

 

 

[S06.E18: Frontierland]

Although his life was one of violence, loss, and dark tragedy… Dean still retained an almost childlike enthusiasm, wonder and joy (being a cowboy, the rainbow slinky, etc). 

It’s a trait I love the most about him and one I try to emulate as I navigate my own difficulties in life.

[S17.E18: Reunion Part II]

I know they’re trying to make this show entertaining, but it’s just not. It’s irritating.  You said that ….no,I didn’t —- is boring TV.

They need a new formula.

[S17.E16: Welcome to the Freak Show]

Does Tamra forget a camera is following and recording all the time?

I want to walk about in Heather’s figure…just for a minute.

[S17.E14: Viva La Tres Amigas]

Tamra is doing her job, otherwise it’d be even more  boring.  
But yucky dick guy and Shannon’s on/off relationship status is not going to save this OC franchise.
Remember ye olden days?  I couldn’t wait for the next episode.  It all seem fun and happening back then.
Vicky screeching as she’s carried away on a stretcher, and then complaining that no one came to see her in the hospital. I think this happened a couple of times. 😂