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I feel like Emma and Audrey will both live and go on to be bothered by serial killers next year, by which point they will have rebuilt their friendship and be proactive about stopping next year's killer.

AJ: What are you, lady? Liv: A girl. Just a girl. You got your ass kicked by a girl. Deal with it.

Barry: If there were an Olympics for bad luck, you didn't just medal. You Michael Phelps-ed. Barry: I got mad skills. Joe: Please don't ever say that again. Iris: A girl's got to be her own hero every now and again.

Rose: Stop being so vain, you can't stay 42 forever. Blanche: Yes, you can! If you eat right, exercise regularly and live with women who look a lot older than you! Dorothy: Tell me, Rose, is "Kill the Bitch" a traditional St. Olaf party game?

Sheriff Stilinski: Thank you, Son I Should've Had.

There's a lot to make fun of on this series, but at the end of the day, we're still watching. This thread is to share why. 1: Scott and Stiles' friendship. They've had each other's backs since day one. They have actual conversations. They'll save each other or die trying. I could list all the great moments they've had, but then this post would be super-long. 2. Adults who aren't useless. The kids actually talk to their parents about things! The parents actually help! Yes, they're just as likely to get damseled, but before they do, they will provide you with crucial information or save your friend's life. Even Lydia's mom, who isn't in on the supernatural stuff, still supports her daughter and calls the CDC when a virus takes over the school. 3. They actually go to class. I honestly think Beacon Hills High has the highest attendance rate of any other teen drama, which is weird, considering the number of murders that have happened on campus. Not only do they go to class, but we've seen them in class with multiple teachers who actually reoccur. And the supernatural stuff actually screws up their academic lives. I really appreciate that Scott failed everything and had to go to summer school, and that we've seen him making more of an effort since then.

Spencer: My mom just got back from Curves and I am not having this conversation with her after she pumped iron.

The episode was kind of boring, but in a way, it made me happy that the characters got to maintain some of that middle ground before everything goes to hell like we know it will. And I have to admit, I smiled at the little girl calling Scott "Dr. McCall" and him saying "Not yet." I like the idea of him as a vet. I've said before that needed to be his career path. He's never been shown to be less than competent in his job, which is more than you can say about most aspects of his life, and the take away pain trick will probably come in real handy. And I kind of love that Lydia is staying in school to be with her friends even though she has enough credits to graduate. It matches up nicely with Stiles' desire to keep the group together.

Peter: His username is Allison? ...His password is also Allison? Stiles: Still want him in your pack? Derek. I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth. Jackson: Where are you getting your juice? Scott: My mom does the grocery shopping. Melissa: Hey, you two supernatural teenage boys! Don't test my entirely un-supernatural level of patience! Stiles: Why is it starting to feel like your Batman and I'm Robin? I don't want to be Robin all the time. Scott: Nobody's Batman and Robin any of the time! Stiles: Not even some of the time? Stiles: God, do either of you even play baseball?! Sheriff Stilinski: I have a gun. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries. Sheriff Stilinski: So you lied to me. Stiles: That depends on how you define lying. Sheriff Stilinksi: Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Stiles: Reclining your body in a horizontal position. Stiles: What did you find? How did you find it? Where did you find it? And yes, I've had a lot of Adderall. Stiles: I'll kill you. You understand me? I'm gonna kill you. And I'm too upset to come up with a witty description about how exactly I'm gonna kill you, but I'm just gonna do it, okay? I'm gonna, grr, goodbye. Melissa: Be your own anchor. Allison: They're not gonna split us apart. Scott: Not us.

I was greatly amused at the #BigWolfOnCampus just because I used to love that show and this series seems to pretty much be the somewhat more mature equivalent.

I liked seeing Malia with her dad. Who has a gun. The scene where she thought about it before she put down her initials was nice. As was Scott putting down Allison's. I liked how Kira and Malia were quiet while the other three discussed her. But I couldn't help but think "Yeah, there's other missing initials. Aiden, Boyd, Erica..." I didn't call the hallucination of Aiden at Eichen House. I assumed it was Ethan and Lydia was just mistaking him for his brother. Loved Lydia using her powers in a fight. Although why she has to scream and shove out with her hands at the same time I don't understand. For all the flash-forward stuff they showed, the one that freaked me out the most was Melissa slapping Sheriff. Especially after they had their nice little moment working together at the hospital.

How do we not have one of these already? I couldn't think of a snarky subtitle, so feel free to make suggestions. Quote of the night that made me want to start the thread: Malia: Fun like bowling? Or like sex with other guys?

I would really love a scene with Eric and Josh.

Veronica: In what world do you get to leave the ring and declare victory? Veronica: I am so sick of not having money. I'd be the best rich person, seriously. I'd be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.

When Luke discovers that Liz is sending Jess to him and starts complaining about sisters asking Lorelai if she has one. She says no and some kid at the diner pipes up that he does. "You have my sympathies." "Thanks, I appreciate that." Something about the kid's perky delivery just gets me.

Although, if Ghost!Chet is just a fantasy of Shawn's, it makes total sense that Chet is a better father now. I could have done without Angela. Or with some Angela/Topanga interaction. As much as I loved Shawn/Angela, I think that goodbye they had in Boy Meets World sounded like Shawn accepting it was over. I don't mind Shawn and Katy, but they haven't convinced me that he likes her for her yet, I'd have to see their date. "Kermit?!" was the best part of the episode for me because he and I had the same reaction.

"Listen, Talia. You've been an excellent houseguest, but considering my daughter's been kidnapped, I think it's time you went home to your husband."

That was an entertaining post. I've seen a lot of those theories in the past, but it was nice to see all those details in one spot. And how hilarious would it be if Ezra was dating A and not knowing it? Best line of that post is "bitch has like 38 phones." Because I have noticed that one before.

Because they dress her like she's 40. But it does make sense - she was 12 playing 15 in the pilot and is now 19 playing 17/18. Her aging is going to show more than the girls who've been twenty-something teenagers this whole time.

I liked Dr. Sullivan returning and genuinely trying to help the girls. Yay for Hanna trying to fix things between the Liars. I know this sounds really twisted, but I wanted A to have really shocked them. #BitterAndrew made me laugh. He sounds so annoying in that scene. Who disappears for three weeks at the same time as missing classmates and thinks they're not going to be suspected? And did he find out anything useful? Because otherwise, what's the point of him? More Allison/Jason teamups please. I enjoyed seeing them as a united front. I want Lorenzo to be good. That would be a shocking plot twist.

She was really there. She did an excellent job of knowing just how out of it her friends needed to be to think she was a hallucination.

Huh. Hadn't thought of it like that, but I see where you're coming from. My first thought when he ticked off that 20 year-old middle school student was that he was bringing out the scary big brother-style protective instincts in Lucas that Eric got for Cory a few times.

"Oh, right. You guys don't talk."

On the plus side, they may at least be able to keep the story straight that way. When Cory locked them in, my first thought was "He can't do that! It's against the Geneva Detention Convention!"

That scene was in episode 2.