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Am watching the British version, so much better than those Vancouver clowns. Also enjoy the translation chyrons: "Cracking = Impressive" Biggest laugh is when they get cute by using the pound symbol in the title it looks like "Love It Or Fist It."

So Paris was just a vacation home for Midlife Crisis Melbourne MILF? I guess I wasn't paying enough attention at the beginning, spent the whole episode thinking they were trying to house all 6 in the family, and thus wondering what on earth were they thinking. What a coincidence that they were able to buy all the furniture that was in the 'Before' shots....

Venray wife thinks Dutch ovens stink. How common is it for everyone to drive up in a car with the House Hunters logo on it?

Well kid, if (Not So) Real Housewife of Temecula is paying for it, she gets to choose. (Yeah he said he was putting some money into it, but that means mommy and daddy paid for his 6-year Barista degree.) And what the heck is wrong with storing towels in a bathroom closet?

Arnold quits. http://variety.com/2017/biz/news/arnold-schwarzenegger-celebrity-apprentice-donald-trump-1202001713/

I would have loved the New Zealand episode except they were such bad actors. 99% of the dialogue was reading the stupid House Hunters script. The kid in me wonders if the children could saddle and ride the sheep. Am picturing dwarf cowboys that specialize in breaking wild sheep into rideable ones. Yeehaw!

Love Cuenca, but no way am I falling for the "I get stupid Americans to pay me to spit in their face" trick....

Boring and unexpectedly unfunny. Was hoping Lovitz and others would bring the lulz but got almost nothing. Arnold is stiff and lousy compared to Trump, and his signature lines fell flat. Expected more from Boy G, instead it was the lame queen that wouldn't shut up. What a disappointment. Hope they mix the teams up. And bring in Morgan Fairchild.

Turned Tulsa off after 2 minutes, his horrid mustache kept making me cringe.

So the kid that Larry David gave a sewing machine to grew up and moved to Monaco.

Enjoyed the Melbourne episode having one pleasant, low-key client instead of the usual fake bickering couple. Could swear they showed a George Costanza mural in the 2nd neighborhood.

Lulz, yep, billy goat gruff was that Kaua'i episode.

Got a condo to meet people in the local community, closing shot of her family and a couple of Brit expats at the pool. Though to be fair, Malaga is expat central for Spain. Do people never trip on the stairs in Europe? So many dwellings with crazy no bannister staircases, like at that villa.

Kept laughing at the 'Zona stoners couple on Kaua'i. The dialogue was so obviously forced, it was like watching 6th graders in a school play. I guess rather than doing retakes to get something more authentic sounding, HH producers just mailed this one in. Did they say where he was originally from? I was guessing it was a Canadian accent.

San Diego guy came off as having saved up quips for years and then tried to shove them all into one episode.

So yeah, no way did that Texas to Paris couple ever actually consider a 190 sq ft studio. But Adrian's glasses were cool. Cringed at the touristy metal silhouettes of Paris landmarks in their renovation. $250k seems cheap for a basically move in ready (wasn't all their 100k in renovations just personal taste items?) in the city, if it really was in the 18th Arrondissement. Not really that far out geographically, does it border a bad area, or are parts of Paris more reasonably priced than conventional wisdom?

Enjoyed tonight's episode of the Detroit nurse with 3 kids. She seemed really sweet and genuine. Not so much for the NYC actors getting a second home in Woodstock this morning. Laid the HH scripted formulas and fake concerns on a bit too thick.

At first I didn't care for the Edinburgh guy (nasty/dirty hair was so gross, kept wanting to look away) but by the end he seemed alright. Nice couple, hope they really enjoy their new place. Liked the Somerset couple from Vegas, too. But hard to understand forcing your spouse to live in a place where he'd constantly be bumping his head. Pretty much every doorway was low for him, wasn't it? Such an affable fellow though, so maybe no big deal.