Once upon a time, there was a woman who worked in a coffee shop.
And every day she baked the scones and brewed the coffee while daydreaming about sailing on a pirate ship.
Until one day, she decided to set sail on the high seas.
And because of this, she discovered she had terrible seasickness and was constantly hanging over the side of the dinghy.
And because of this, a mermaid pulled her overboard to seek urgent treatment in the underwater city's hospital.
And because of this, she became a volunteer at the mermish hospital.
Until finally she got her medical degree and became a full fledged doctor.
And ever since that day she has owned and operated the Marine Canteen for Dramamine and Caffeine in Aberdeen.
The moral of the story is it's all about the drugs.