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I used to think Gloria on Modern Family was a ridiculous caricature of “loud Latina,” but hearing Jasmine shriek “babyyyyyyy” makes me think maybe there is some reality to that…

This woman is so thirsty, she’s the Sahara. Tonight (episode 7) was just beyond awkward and gross. From previews, it looks like it gets worse next week. The secondhand embarrassment is almost too much.

All of the Kimbaaaalee scenes felt so predatory to me- well, equal parts cringe and predatory. He should never have gone over, but she needs to stop being such a freaking fiend. And the way she clenched her mouth and violently slapped his hand away when walking back to the cab… I think she’s hiding some real Grangela-type potential for Nasty American under the “I don’t beg” façade.

Also, how me no notice that Memphis has a really insane habit of twitching her eyes open and closed when she is suspicious or angry? It’s so distracting and unsettling! She also needs to stop being mad- she CAN’T EVEN HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HIM! How the hell does he know what she wants when they can’t even speak with each other! Even caveman speak doesn’t work. What a train wreck. As someone sitting on her couch with a case of COVID that was brought home from school, it is NOT just a cold, and even though it does feel like everyone is carrying on with travel like normal, I wouldn’t wish this in anyone- so, no Ella, The Delta “virus” is not just an excuse. This shit is nasty, even if people don’t want to acknowledge how painful and uncomfortable it is. But, COVID aside…he has a child and parents to support! She’s made almost no mention of that fact, and even seems to imply that his family is just an “excuse.” I can’t imagine being away from my child and parents for months at a time. I understand he does for work purposes, but survival and vacation banging are very different reasons for being away from family. She wants the prince without his entourage. How unfair and so wrong to cute little Stony.

I thought kimbaaly’s whole, “I respect that… but you gotta respect my rules,” was very, very telling. So utterly gross. Also, my opinion on Elijah and Alina has totally 180’d since the first episode. I still think Kah-lub is a pretentious dipshit, but Elijah and his “biiiitch” can gtfo with their creepiness. His comments to Caleb when walking in on them, and then at the subsequent creepfest dinner were so yuck- just flip the genders and imagine how awful it would be to have a man telling a female as she’s half-naked “I’m just checking your body out,” while the boyfriend snickers and laughs. I’m in agreement with an above poster that they totally set it up for him to walk in on them. Alina has a majorly nasty side to her. Funny how Alina is totally okay with Caleb being uncomfortable and laughs at the completely unacceptable comments from Elijah but the second Caleb turns it on her, it’s not acceptable. Unlikable all around.

Wowowowoweeeeee that might have been the hottest mess since the Assanti brothers. I wonder who is paying for her hair? Fashion colors are EXPENSIVE and take hours- and I will say that it looked like the color looks like it was applied very nicely, but definitely not given the aftercare those colors needed. She’s so clearly incapable of sound decision-making. Her friend Cheyanne should have run away from this bewildered and bewildering woman-child. I can see Cheyanne getting larger too, as the months go by on the show.

Lol, this comment aged like milk- who knew they could break through the wall and keep going even harder?

Although, she really didn’t do that to appear more sane, she was searching for something, anything, that would make him get passionate and angry back. I’m so glad she is on BC, though- those two do NOT need a baby in this hot mess. She can’t take care of the two she already has, and he clearly just thinks of a baby as a no person, just a cute way to tie he and Jasmine together, forever. Yuck all around.

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While I totally agree about Anna and Mursel being fake... her sons' frustration and anger is not. Those kids are going to deal with this bullshit for their whole lives. I can't imagine putting my kids through something like this, real or fake, just for some "fame." No amount of money or exposure is worth what she's putting her kids through. They sure don't seem to think it's fake.

If there is one thing that could possibly make Angela less appealing, it would be her reeking of Angel. I picture her more of a Jean Nate gal, anyway. 😉

100%. When a parent, who is responsible for your physical and emotional safety brings a stranger into a child's life, asking the kids to live with this person and embrace them as family (not to mention boinks them loud enough for your boys to hear the first night this weirdo is in their home)... they deserve to have a voice. That's a HUGE life change. I just had a whole long, ranty reply agreeing with you @Auntie Anxiety, and then the power went out. So I'll just say, I 100% agree with you. Even if Anna and Mursel are play-acting for the cameras to get "famous," the boys' eyes and resigned way of speaking about their mom says it all. They are going to carry this BS their whole life. It's so sad.

Did I just see Angela say, "You're scared to eat pu$$y, but you'll eat that?" She's so classy and open to new experiences. Amazing. Dude. Mykuhl... there is no "starting a family" with this hag- her eggs done rotted already- haven't you been listening/watching your own show?

I'm thinking of giving the 1,000 pound sister show a try. I've never heard of them, but I guess they are YouTubers or something?

Also: I have serious doubts that Angela’s mom cares about a wedding. That’s an excuse for Angela to throw a fit. “I have riiiiights. I’m a taxpayerrrr!” Going on and on like her whining can change the system was pretty amusing! She also looks more potato-y the longer she’s on the show.