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I didn't really know how much I was pulling for Ben until this episode but this really encompasses why I'm glad he won. I really can't stand Chrissy and nothing made me happier than watching Ben with his Oscar-worthy acting skills when Chrissy was crowing about her "two-fer" with her fake idol. The fact that they were content to chill at camp and sleep in is more than enough for me to be happy about a Ben win. I was a little sorry that Devon didn't reach the end because he seems like such a nice guy. Not a hint of bitterness about being the one who needed to beat Ben--he welcomed the challenge. That's bad-ass when there's a million dollars on the line. If I ever respected Ryan's game that went out the window when he admitted to being basically useless around camp. Dude, maybe you can't crack a coconut but you can't fetch water or firewood? Bullshit. You deserved to lose--social game ain't enough.

I didn't check out the links but I can't believe people are going in on Wendy for ragging on Azealia Banks. Being black should have nothing to do with it--Banks is a troll who starts beef with people for attention. And speaking of trolls, I'm salivating today just waiting for Hot Topics to discuss the resignation (aka FIRING!) of Omarosa. I didn't know anything about Todrick Hall before he landed on Wendy's couch but I thought he was completely charming and hilarious.

I may have been known to salivate over Trey Songz myself. Just sayin'...

Lauren may just have surpassed Erik with that series of dumbass moves. I respected her play until tonight. What a time to have a brain cramp. Devon and his mom were too cute. ALMOST as cute as Cirie and her son. I finally know everyone's name--right in time for the last 9 days. Heh. Talk about a ho-hum season.

Oh man. Praying for Shazier. Watching him be carted off with his face covered was just sickening. They always try to give a thumbs-up.

The clown that threw the penalty flag into the stands? Then returned to the sidelines sans socks? I would've cut his ass right after that act. Big Red is slipping with the discipline.

I don't know what it is but I fluctuate between liking and disliking Ayana. I was blown away by her creativity in a few of the challenges and I loved her finale look but there was something in the way that she talked about expecting to win the whole thing that I really found off-putting. Naturally, I think every designer making the Finals should feel they're going to win but it was almost as if she was saying that any of the 4 could've won but she really didn't mean it. I don't know---maybe I'm reading too much into it because her whole "modest" schtick got old to me very early on. I adore Kentaro. I believe him when he said he wants to share his prize. Such a sweet soul. I know Liris got all the love this season but Jazzmine was pretty damn fierce in her own right. But what was the deal with them getting featured in Marie Claire and not some of the other "final" models--especially Meisha?? I know, I know--embrace the curvy women is the message of the season but Meisha killed it all season and should be celebrated too.

I can't even believe you followed through on the initial date! You had to submit a meal plan...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is beyond. Porsha was on WWHL the other night and she told Andy she is a "baby vegan." (Porsha and her "baby" descriptions---'Baby Nup; Baby Vegan; what next?) She acknowledged that she "slips up" from time to time so I think her whole foray into a vegan lifestyle is more talk than action. Probably had a cheeseburger backstage before the show.

With his lame duck groupie (emphasis on lame) Chris Christie sitting right next to him. That troll should try a similar shit diet--may be better for his figure than the nachos we typically see him shoveling.

I chose Kentaro as my pick way back from when the designers were pitching their collections. I think I've only picked the winner one other time with Dom Streater. I am over the moon that he won. I was sincerely worried that he would take the judges criticism about "cohesion" and try to revamp his whole story. Kentaro thinking that either Brandon or Ayana was the pre-ordained winner was the best thing that could've happened to him. He let his own vision and voice speak--and what a lovely, artistic voice! Kentaro's trip to Japan: Every once in a while, the Price Is Right gives away a trip to Philadelphia as a prize and I always feel like if I'm ever a contestant, that will be the prize I end up winning. A trip home. Not that it's not great to win a trip anywhere but I'm sure the Japan prize was thought to be something magnificent and exciting for the eventual winner. And then a Japanese guy triumphs. Funny. I cannot remember another finale when I would've been ok with any one of the four winning. It's a shame that they all had to compete against each other--I think any of these four would've won last season in a walk. (Yes, I'm still seething about that Erin win--even more than Ashley!) Maragrita's. LOVED it. Loved the shoes, loved the bag, LOVED IT! It was joyous and feminine and tropical and HER. I know the average woman wouldn't dream of rocking her stuff in everyday life but I'd take every piece in a heartbeat and plan a lot of Caribbean vacations. Glad her family could be there--I can't imagine the worry she had to endure while trying to prep for her show. Ayana really surprised me. Her "modest" mantra kind of wore on my nerves all season but I was really impressed by her final collection. Finale dress? GORG! Well-done, Ayana. I still love Brandon but the one-noteness of it all sealed his fate. He'll have a big career nonetheless. That dreck that Heidi was wearing. For someone who always zeros in on boob-placement in dresses, she must've gotten dressed in the dark. Great season!

One of my very good friends spent $850 (that is not a typo, $850!) on her daughter's prom gown this past May. Her daughter saw some fashions on Instagram from a local designer and insisted she had to have a dress from him. And it was a PLUNGING neckline garment that belonged on Rihanna or J-Lo--not some 18 year old prom go-er. Times have changed, y'all.

HAHAHAHA! Right? And she did it repeatedly. I guess it could've only been worse if Mom referred to her as, "The Defendant."

Agreed! Another one yesterday (new? rerun? don't remember) about an engagement ring. Byrd gets the ring from female def. Ultimately, it goes back to plaintiff (jilted gentleman looking very dapper in a bright red suit). As Byrd hands it over, idiot defendant spouts: "I'd like my ring back, please!" Um, Sweetie, Judy just gave it back to him! Admire her asking so politely, though. That red suit was all kinds of fly. But wait! Did y'all check the hallway interview where Defendant claimed that the relationship went off the rails when Plaintiff "came out of the bedroom in a red nightgown and started twerking." Record scratch! Whaaaa?!! Red must be his signature color! :-)

Another hilarious moment? John showing those people FREAKING OUT for Ellen as he confirms, "You bastards have never ever done that for me!" I mean, that one lady was losing her shit. Over Ellen. Okkaaaaaay. God bless her. It takes all kinds, doesn't it?

I had to call my mom when I saw "Terror" because we've pretty much been in agreement that she had seen the worst name for a baby: "Vendetta." (Although, to be fair, they spelled it Vindetta---like that made a difference.). I think Vindetta has been replaced by "Terror" as Worst. Name. Ever. SO glad JJ seized Mocha from both idiots. Byrd was trying to stay strong but he had to be won over by that sweet face and those licks! Adorbs.

Barbados Billy! Cute, isn't he? Funny you should ask--Wendy had her, "Wendy, What's Good?" segment last week and someone asked about him. I don't recall if he's an actor now but Wendy revealed that he isn't even from Barbados and he's a Brown graduate who used to run track for them. She wondered how he went from Brown to dancing in his swimsuit on the Wendy show. LOL. But I do believe she said he's single.

I had no idea either. I just don't like the idea that you can't take your loved one on a vacation, regardless of who's paying the bills. This SW ad was just a fail to me. Now they can bring back Dancing Frequent Flier girl at her wedding receptions and I'll be a happy camper.

Sis, is that you?! My dad's excuse, "I'm just resting my eyelids" never fails to crack me up. Once again, the only Christmas commercial of which I never tire--The babies in the Pampers commercial sleeping in heavenly peace. That ad just melts all my Grinch away.

I'm more than a little bummed that Catheter Cowboy isn't a mainstay on other networks. Imagine how he could educate the masses? But I know, we must have our priorities..

Oh, I was a goner long before we got to that. The cause of my demise? This "presidential" gem: "We opened up a CLEAN coal mine in PA. They're gonna get coal--they're gonna clean it!"

Remy Ma looked amazing. And that little tease of her new song was fire. Wishing her continued big success, especially if she keeps that fraud Nicki Minaj out of the spotlight.

Yeah. I think this this "reunion" is destined to be short-lived. But I need to know who is buying the tix to these shows? I love 90's music and I can only sing like, 3 Xscape songs--I wouldn't be paying for any show where they're they headliner.

A few years back, I hired a personal trainer to whip me into shape. She had me do this very exercise for what felt like forever. The next day, I was mildly sore but nothing I couldn't handle. The day after that? I awoke to the most crippling pain in my quads that I've ever experienced. I thought something was ruptured in my thighs. I would NOT recommend this exercise to anyone under any circumstances. So I was torn whether to put this in the Headscratcher category or here. I settled on here because I really am outraged by this ad. The Southwest ad where Grandmom has to break out of her nursing home like she's reenacting Escape From Alcatraz. WTF, Southwest??? If my grandmother wanted to go to Belize, I'm damn sure not sneaking her out of a nursing facility. This ad is not cute or funny--it's disturbing.

Check out the Blackberry PRIV. I know what you're thinking--"Blackberry?!" But it's not what you think. You'll thank me.

I just caught up on a few DVR'd eps. I agree that Rosie and Joy were great. And that drag queen dressed as Whoopi? Perfection. I thought that was Whoopi.