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I’m in the Baltimore area. Let’s Uber.

I’d love a very dirty martini. I can’t make one as good as restaurant bar.

That's what Rose asks. You just won the Internet. Coronavirus or sex with Ed?

How have these men been raised? You don’t go to meet someone without bringing something. Flowers, chocolate even cake will do.

Ed could probably get farther taking a shower himself.

My nightly crisis. Do you bargain with God or make a deal with the devil?

I’m here. Glad to be among my peeps. Love the editors...showing Lisa’s dirty cigarette butts inside a glass while large “No smoking” sign shines bright.

I’m a little surprised that given Meghan’s age and social media savvy she doesn’t know how to look better on FaceTime (or whatever she is using). The camera needs to be a little higher (you can use books) and she needs to be further away from the camera.

And that fifty -some -year -olds can’t have babies.

I visit almost every year but I'll never forget when I took my daughter for the first time when she was a teenager. It was right after a devestating typhoon and the people who squatted by the river had to move. You know those tiny concrete island dividers on the street? They were living there, building little shacks out of cardboard and whatever they could fashion a home with. From that point on, my daughter never complained about material things again. It’s difficult to explain what women go through. There is no enforcement of child support or order for protection. No free education . The list goes on and on Ed will be kind to her,her child will be fed and educated. Life will be much better for them.

I think a Motel 6 was more like it.

He can look it up on Google Earth. Don’t these people 2atch Catfish?

I’d rather live in poverty then have sex with that rancid leprechaun. I know I’m saying this as a privileged middle aged chic, but I mean it I spent some time in the Philippines. It’s difficult to understand the type of poverty people live under. As I’ve mentioned before, there is no safety net for anyone. No social services like food stamps , workmen’s comp, unemployment insurance, nothing. This time of year is rainy season, you can drive through towns that are flooded and see mattresses on rooftops. We come from such a place of privilege that even those in poverty here have so much more than others.

Me tooo. My son is too old for clubs.

I’m so impressed that he went through with outing Lisa. Samantha Jones, she’s not.

I feel sorry for him now. It’s just sad.

That’s his real hair. You all need to apologize! I’m taking names.

I admit that’s the sexiest kiss I’ve seen in a long time. And I’m old.

He wants to have a family with Lisa? Really? I doubt she has eggs in her fridge never mind future.

Yet she always looks like whore at early mass.

Darcey is bothering with Tom because she can’t quit any man, no matter how much they disrespect her. I just don’t understand her thought process. She’s taking the train into the city to break up with Tom, she cannot kiss him hello because she feels uncomfortable with him BUT she packs a suitcase worthy of a weeks stay?

Meghan said it was a surprise? I don’t understand that. When grown Women who are Sexually active find themselves surprisingly pregnant. They know how it happens, right? She said she didn’t think it would happen to her. Again, this is her second pregnancy in a year. I don’t get it. Im happy for her and her family. I’m especially happy because I’m Pro Choice so I always support women’s right to decide when and how they decide to procreate.

Oh Geoffrey grow up. You know that it’s a commodities relationship.

These girls are the cutest thing ever. I want to be bi!

That’s totally it. I think we all agree that if he had brought the issue up as something he wanted to do together, for each other to have assurances of exclusivity it 2ould have been a 2hole different situation. He could have be3n a gentleman and explained he wanted her to feel secure.