Haute Messe

Is this on tonight? I don't think it is on in Canada and if it was, the only way I would watch is with closed captioning to prevent my ears from bleeding out.

What a perfect description! And I-lyssa, just because you wear a hoodie that says you are a good person doesn't make it so. I believe she went on this show solely for attention. Why else would she have changed into a bright red cocktail dress for a taco dinner. Maybe she was hoping to go to a club? Lindsay had some awful overly dressy outfit on as well. She is another attention seeker but I think her redemption tour was slightly more successful. I can't understand how either Jasmeana or Mike thought they had any chance of making this work if they hadn't planned to live together. No idea what the point was of them deciding to stay together on decision day if they never even spoke to each other. Katina and O seem to have found their groove - I hope it continues. I think Chris should be able to do a lot better than sourpuss Olivia. There has to be a nice single woman in Boston for crying out loud. As others have mentioned, the producer interference has become blatantly obvious and has ruined the show. I will be back for San Diego though because I'm a masochist.

I stand corrected. They will be living in Mommy and Daddy's second bedroom.

I imagine he might have thought this would be a suitable career where minimal English would be necessary: Kick, punch, grunt, sit, stay, no biting, no barking, good boy!! They will be living in Mommy and Daddy's basement before thst one year lease is up. Y'all have covered Bile's nastiness thoroughly. Roided up meathead Pat and his brother Bunchy Donovan are quite the pair. And I thought he said he spoke Portuguese but I understood everything he said and I only understand Spanish. At least Thais might get a green card out of this. Guillermo seems like the most mature adult on this season - so far. Kara is headed in the direction of the need for meetings in a church basement if she keeps up the partying and blackout drinking. Yve will have her hands full with two children to cater to. Mohammed seems like a passive aggressive creep.

Teresa does not possess one single redeeming quality. I don't get what Luis can possibly see in her. I thought Andy's head was going to explode when he couldn't get Tre and Marge to shut the hell up. Comedy gold right there.

She is the perfect mark for a grifter. He is earning it for having to spend so much time with this pig headed, grudge holding, narcissistic, hypocritical imbecile. And the one who is responsible for this is the biggest ass kisser of them all, Andy Cohen. That's because it doesn't work.

This show seems to be more and more Maggie-centric, if that's even possible. I have never liked her except for when she was in London and wished she had stayed there. Too much Sophie and any Theo is too much. What is with the Catherine curls? I am guessing we are in for a Greta manic episode. Anybody know if this has been renewed? Think I'm out after this season since I can't come up with one positive thing to say about it.

This alone would make me dump him! I can see why he and Lindsey have formed a bond - they are both mannerless heathens.

I will go one further. Maybe Rebecca wandered into Kevin's room thinking he was Jack and it's her pink bra but he escorted her right back to her and Miguel's room. I know - ick.

I would call Lindsey relentless. And as others have observed, speculate that her mother called her hyper and couldn't handle her when she was young which damaged their relationship and set her off when Mark said the same thing.

I hope not too but at worst it was alcohol toxicity - based on my own personal experience with wicked hangovers that resembled what she was going through, but I just puked my guts out and tried to hydrate and ride it out rather than going to the hospital. One of the reasons I have not touched alcohol in nearly 20 years.

Could be the facial hair and I think also his height, which unfortunately he can't do much about. She specifically requested a tall guy. Yes! I also have noticed the editing monkeys have shown her multiple times pouring herself a drink with a wine bottle right in front of her while Mark and others are shown with bottles of water. This seems very deliberate. But I am also of the opinion that she was drunk as a skunk and went to urgent care with a wicked hangover. Noi is way too immature, inflexible and irrational for Steve - or a spouse for anyone at this point. Girl needs to do some growing up and I wonder if she speaks with that whiny voice at her job.

I always thought that Teresa was the dumbest dingaling in this group but sweet baby Jesus, Melissa didn't even have any shame asking about basic geography of her own country. Not that I ever mistook her for a Rhodes scholar. I wonder if she is going to sing her "Saved a wench like me" rendition of Amazing Grace at the recording studio. Yes. It was all about the cleansiness.

That explains why I've never seen her or heard of her being in anything up here and I live in the same place she is from. I only watched the first season of BC and that was before her time. Now, Jillian is a real television personality here.

More like she is a television personality who happens to be Canadian. Never heard of her being in anything up here.

As abhorrent as Jen and Mary are, I still find me, me, me Lisa the most obnoxious. She never shuts her gob.

Nobody watched this? It is on tonight in Canada. I am trying but have blood coming out my ears from listening to the B&B show. I knew Beth was beyond annoying but who knew Briana's voice was so grating?

Haha! I actually saw a show last night where it showed an "influencer" using a toilet seat as a prop to look like an airplane window 😆

Good Lord. The levels of bullshit, blubbering and the ass kissing by the barnacles was beyond absurd. I never need to hear the word Frenchman again. And Witless going on about her dad telling Babs to suck the oyster during the oyster shucking was not nearly as funny as she thought. Shame on me for not deleting this show from my PVR before my mind becomes permanently warped.

This is amateur community theater hour, right?

Lisa continues to be the worst. To me, Jen has just become a cartoon villain. Whitney and her hot peeenk! I hate her baby talk. I wouldn’t be upset if Angie is made a regular. I cannot believe that Mary is the only original one I can stand. She cracks me up and I only watch this for entertainment. And to see Jen taken down.

Truer words have never before been spoken. And apparently she can also afford a facelift. This Erika ass kissing by the coven is beyond nauseating. That poor boat captain. Sutton - don’t drink the koolade!!

I am not sure if this is a step up or a step down from that FN baking show he’s been hosting. But anything is better than Kaitlyn and Tayshia. I thought that was kind of a chivalrous thing that Ed did for Mykenna. Natasha should be impressed with this deed. Damn I’m rooting for Kenny and Mari. Couldn’t care less about Joe and Serena. Maurissa is so naturally pretty but when she is all made up with those massive fake lashes she resembles an alpaca with vocal fry. Aaron really showed his ass with that dick move with Tia at that stupid prom. He is socially inept. What the hell was all that word salad Noah was spewing! Totally perplexing. And STFU announcer!

Poor Moriah. She has been so sheltered she doesnt know the difference between fashion and trashion. I must admit to wearing halter tops and cutoff jean shorts when I was in my teens but am pretty sure my ass wasn't hanging out. And definitely didn't apply makeup with a trowel. I feel for Olivia and Ethan but this relationship has been unravelling for awhile now, as is not terribly uncommon for two young individuals who have not had any life experience and are growing at different paces and in different directions. Been there, and I knew deep inside that it was a mistake to get married to this person and did it anyway. These assholes Kim and Barry haven't learned a blessed thing about how their parenting is fucking up these kids. I was livid when I saw Kim nonchalantly going through the text messages on Lydia's phone.

That is exactly who she reminded me of but she took it to another level altogether. And Omerosa was not wearing a dead animal on her head. Right! They are working overtime on this. Sandy continues to be the absolute worst leader ever. Apparently she is trying to rehab her image by not hovering around every corner but how did she miss noticing David's injury for a few days? I do agree that maritime law expert and tattletale Malia should have reported it. She has had no problem with running to Sandy and sticking her nose in other areas that are not her concern. I also think that Katie is a good chief stew but is too soft and clearly can't handle any confrontational situations without crying or puking. I just wish that she was aware that Delaney was actually doing pretty much all of Lazy Lexi's work. Plus she seemed to get along with the rest of the crew.