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Yes! So bloody distracting. It is an epidemic - Blake and Clay have a bad case of it as well.

So many questions. Who puts a toddler sized jean jacket on a two week old infant? I wonder if Jihoon had to quit his job to go to the US? Hope that maybe he has something else lined up for his return, which we are not being shown to amp up the drama. What kind of work did Deviant do? I would guess not a makeup artist. Good to see Dracula was pretty well behaved this week. I agree with others who speculate that Corey and Evil-lyn are terrible actors. This drama just feels so fake - especially her. They should take some pointers from Submit, who has perfected his craft and is extremely convincing. Kreeny and Pole are a toxic pair waiting to combust. And why no mention of Father Kreeny? How come Laura had on a pink outfit during the cry-fest on the way to the desert beach, and then had a blue one on when they got there?

Damn. I should have gotten Caesar to book my tickets to Cancun. I paid $1000 from Vancouver, and he got tickets for “Maria” from the Ukraine for that price?? I mean, it might take her three days to get there (which will never happen), but that seems like a good price, and on the bright side, he only wasted another $1000. The sooner cold shoulder tops are eradicated from this planet, the better. Angela looked better in her work duds than I have ever seen her, because most of her skin was covered. Loved it that Tom had Darcy meet him in a restaurant, and noticed that he told her she smelled nice……I am surprised there wasn’t a noxious cloud surrounding her when she walked. And how long was that ride from the airport to the restaurant that she had to get to work on her face - AGAIN? She is a shallow twit and her desperation is just pathetic. And Tom is a total poser, so maybe they are a good match. Speaking of pathetic, if I were Rebecca, I would have turned right around and got back on a plane when Greaseball told her she needed to rent a car – and drive it!

I was so distracted by those eyebrows the whole episode - they are on a weird angle and are about one centimeter away from being a unibrow - didn't even notice the nose! Whoever drew those on needs to be drawn and quartered.

I wonder if Shep has ever taken a look in a mirror - he is not aging well, and watching him eat is just disgusting and a complete turn off. His table manners are atrocious for someone who apparently had upper class breeding. He needs to be Patricia's next project. Completely agree with this - I thought it was very insensitive and don't blame Kathryn for leaving the dinner.

Yes, and I think the same can be said for Hannah.

She truly is as useless as tits on a bull. We need to get Kevin Frazier from MAFS to do these tell-alls.

Exactly.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, according to Mother Einstein. I hope that nobody watches it and and it gets cancelled after one episode. I actually felt sorry for the rest of the folks on those sofas who had to sit through the last half hour of the Chantal and Pedro show. Pedro looks like he's been eating his feelings. And Chantal may be so miserable due to back pain. Her chest is gargantuan and I bet she would be in better humour if she had a breast reduction. I also never want to ever see Pao (and Russ by association) again. Oh, and instead of buying a new car with a/c, Coltee should have bought Debbie some teeth.

Beautiful - I need a cigarette after this.

If that ever happens, I will just be grateful for an extra 3 free hours in my life. She would not be able to keep her mouth shut long enough for anyone to finish a sentence. Because it can't be said enough - Beth, shut the fuck up. Boy, Andy was nailing Ramona to the wall, as she deserved. But as awful as she behaves, this show would be a complete snore without her. She is just such a weirdo and I can only be disgusted with her for short periods of time. Not sure what that says about me..... Dorinda is a miserable angry cow who needs to keep her mouth closed as well. My opinion on the debate as to whether Lu is an alcoholic or not - only she can make that declaration. She may certainly have a dual diagnosis and be one along with having some kind of mental illness. She has a family history and if she doesn't have a problem, it should not be that hard for her to abstain around social drinking - especially when she's on on probation. I can definitely sympathize with her discomfort being around the women when they are drunk - it is not amusing being the sober one in situations where others are behaving like loud-mouthed fools. Poor Tinsley - hopefully she will get a break next week when they pile on Barb.

As evidence from the way she caught her cheating husband, Laura's been around the block and is not a complete and utter moron like Nicole, so Aladin needs to have top skills for his game. Azan didn't have to do shit to sucker Nicole in.

AMEN! And if Jed had kept his big trap shut, this may have ended up happening. I feel that he planted a lot of doubt and played Hannah like a gee-tar.

I don't know what she has on him, but I am sure if he crosses her, we will find out.... He is definitely her bitch.

Rumour has it that Beth has a lot of dirt on ol' Andy.

Agreed, but I think this whole thing could have been avoided if Beth just told him right away that she was going to their room to wash off her sandy vag before having lunch.

For whatever reasons, this couple is a big fail and I blame the so-called experts for this. I do remember Pepper saying that he said he would like someone taller so they were well aware of that and just ignored it and matched them anyway. He may very well be an utter dick, but she was slobbering all over him from the minute she saw him and comes off so desperate. I do feel bad for her though. It would be a shock if they actually make it.

BUT this is not the first time she has done this. Her sister said she supported her last live in guy who apparently was a user and a leech. That is all I am saying.

I saw overreaction.

My take on this is that he found her instant adoration flattering and was sincerely attracted. Now she seems overly clingy and kind of desperate - and that is a total turn-off. Not defending his behaviour, but I think he was trying to pump the brakes with the out of town basketball talk, and her offering to support him just pushed him further away. She is too immature for this and doesn't appear to have learned anything from her previous relationship where she was evidently the breadwinner also. I like Iris and think she's gorgeous, but to me she seems prissy and uptight. Her meltdown over the ring was absolutely ridiculous. I can't believe that Greg and Dionne never discussed relationship history or living arrangements until Day 5??

Yep, a delusional match made in hell.

That name works too. Is she only three - I actually thought she was older, and if she is older, still being in diapers and non-verbal are kind of alarming. And what is with all these foreign men and their attraction to big women who are usually blondes? Starting with Dinyell and her rosacea faced friend, Baby beluga Nicole, Angela, and now Laura and Jenny (not big, but blonde) I think they must be the only ones dumb or desperate enough to take the bait and every one of them are being scammed. I am older and blonde, and get instagram and facebook requests quite often from men. I am no brain surgeon, but am absolutely certain they are all fake photos and profiles from scammers, and ignore every single one of them. And the less said about dumb-ass Corey the better.

If he even dares to show up and ruin BIP for me, I hope the veterans chew him up and spit him out.

He acts to me like he's auditioning for a part in a community theater production.

He is unbelievably naive, and actually looks a bit "simple". His parents must be having some sleepless nights. There are lots of non-Mormons in SLC, but I wonder if her family were at one point. Just because Mormons love "unique" names.